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Bloody typical, I just found this 250 million year old pink Himalayan sea-salt at the back of the pantry and it expired in 2019!

Fine watching on #All4/app frozen on #VirginMedia #SundayBrunch

@IamKaleid 🤣

@seeneybird Yep

Screen frozen. Anyone else? #sundaybrunch

@TNLUK Unable to buy my tickets online. Your new app is appalling. This keeps happening. Have taken a screenshot of the selected numbers. I trust you’ll honour it if my numbers come up? Yeah right. I’ve played since day one. Time to switch to a different lotto I think.

Musical theatre fans, assemble! 🎭 Join us for the #BigNightOfMusicals TONIGHT at 7:45pm on BBC One 🌟 Grab your popcorn, head to your sofa and get ready to sing along? 🎶 #BecauseOfYou #NationalLottery

Let’s be honest no-one cares who wins as they are all sh*t and we won’t be staying at any of their places. The winner’s plaque will soon be a dusty memory in the care home of forgotten dreams. #fourinabed

This cracked me up!! 😹😹😹

@Shortie_2023 @TNLUK Same

@TNLUK Is the national lottery site down?it lets me into my account but every time I click to enter Euromillions, I get a message saying there's a problem. I better not get charged the countless times I've tried to enter but it's failed to enter. I've tried logging in and out

🚨 TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND 🚨 We’re STILL looking for our £10.6M Lotto ticket bought in Bexley from the Saturday 4th October Lotto draw! Check every pocket as #ItCouldBeYou!! 👀 (This is due to expire at midnight on 2nd April!) #NationalLottery

Dear restaurant owners: We all hate the QR code menus. Stop. -everyone

If people want to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection and then replace that with a CD collection that we slowly replaced with an MP3 collection and now need a subscription to listen to music.

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

I have disliked celebrities for a long time. The worst kind of celebrities are those who think they are victims & thus allowed to be hateful & nasty to anyone else, even disabled people. This is vile.

🚨 Tommy Robinson responds to the allegations of grifting people's donations to live in luxury... and it goes as badly as you'd expect. Tommy's explanation is that all of the luxury accommodation and meals have been paid for. Of course, this falls apart when you realise that the problem is not just this trip, but that for years he has been asking his followers for donations then being seen in 5 star luxury resorts. Or that he has been wearing clothing and shoes all worth thousands of dollars. Or that he has often being fundraising on false pretences to begin with, with claims that he was going to use funds to "fight" his contempt of court case only to plead guilty, or fundraising on the back of claims that he was in jail for "telling the truth" (he wasn't). Or that in 2022 he himself told the court that he wasted £100k of his supporters donations on gambling, and more on "drinks, alcohol and partying." In my opinion, all of the victims of Tommy Robinson's scams should organise to take legal action. And he should face criminal charges. Using your followers online like this is degenerate filth.

The difference between John Davidson and Jamie Foxx is John has a disability in which he CANNOT control. Jamie Foxx has MULTIPLE sexual assault allegations against him, which he also cannot control I suppose, absolute creep of a man.

Irony here being Jamie Foxx is fully able to control himself but decided not to when he was going round sexually assaulting women

“Small Prophets” The TV we need right now. Mackenzie Crook - who I shall henceforth refer to as “The Genius of Joy”. #SmallProphets

@edibow @GWRHelp Do you have a photo of the ring(s)? In case someone tries to sell it on? Long shot I know but everything is worth trying. Hope it’s found. x

Please spread the word. My bag was stolen today and inside was my ring with my grandads ashes in it. Please get me that CCTV @GWRHelp

Guilty or not? 😂

@TNLUK Well that went well, didn’t it? Computer says no.

Here’s a handy guide to logging into our new app for the first time 📱

Scottish comedian Lewis MacLeod just did a Donald Trump impression so accurate it feels like evidence.

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