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Americans’ opinions of Canada, Great Britain are lower than ever dlvr.it/TRRZYd

If you’re around my age, this song was a staple on the radio and Dawson’s creek was on every possible TV station. RIP James Van Der Beek

@USAinUK No thanks, couldn’t care less.

This year, we mark 250 years since America’s independence in 1776. Our nation’s story has been written alongside allies and friends, none more so than the UK 🇺🇸🇬🇧 Join us throughout 2026 as we celebrate America’s 250th birthday.  #SharedHistoryUnitedFuture #Freedom250

@StateDept lol, no thanks.

Get ready for the greatest sporting event in history next summer when the United States hosts 78 matches for FIFA World Cup 2026™. #FWC26

@WhiteHouse God, you’re a bunch of morons 😂😂

“Now, after Centuries, it is time for Denmark to give back — World Peace is at stake! China & Russia want Greenland, & there is not a thing that Denmark can do about it... The United States of America is immediately open to negotiation with Denmark and/or any of these Countries...” - President Trump

#OnThisDay 2013 Leighton Baines fired in this wonderful free kick for Everton against Newcastle. A stunning effort! #EFC #PremierLeague

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

@AutoPap Pain in the backside, had a couple recently 🤬🤬

Dammit 🤬

@Ocado I’m also experiencing problems with the app and website like many others, trying to do tomorrow’s order. Rather than just asking me to DM you, how about a general update to everyone on the situation? Would be so much easier for all parties.

@RoyalMailHelp Would be nice if your postman, I don’t know, actually tried to deliver the package, rather than pretend they did. I’ve been sat here waiting for it after all. Usual high quality service from @RoyalMail

This September we are proud to be working alongside all of these incredible football clubs to help promote our Cancer has no Colours campaign. 📷 Bradley received so much love and support from the whole football community and now we feel it is time to share that love.

~ A Legend Was Born.

🙌 It’s not long now until we welcome Emilia and @DKMS_uk to The Cherry Red Records Stadium for her big day! 🗓️ Sat, Sept 6th ⏰ 4pm 🆚 @OfficialBullsRL 🤝 @TritonShowers 🎟️ londonbroncos.ticketco.events/uk/en/m/e/lond… #WeAreLondon🏉

@SkySportsPL No one wanted this, get rid.

"It's been a bit too hectic... we need more control!" Martin Odegaard shares his thoughts at half-time at Old Trafford with Arsenal leading... 🗣️

@eBay_UK @eBay @AskeBay Recently signed up just to buy a tumble drier door but apparently you guys think: ‘We are not comfortable with your account practices, and we feel they don't help to promote a positive buying and selling environment’. and suspended my account. 🤔 🤦‍♂️

@bushontheradio Gooch

Where is the most painful place on your body to get a spot?

Describe England’s first half performance using a gif.

@talkSPORT Moronic fat cunt

“Pickford, James, Konsa, Burn, 3/10…” 😳 “Jordan Henderson, 2/10. Just no…” Adrian Durham gives his player ratings after England’s 1-0 win over Andorra 👀

@talkSPORT #talkSHITE

EXCLUSIVE: Nine England players slapped with 3/10 ratings as Adrian Durham gives Jordan Henderson two-word verdict talksport.com/football/32713…

Ferrari 288 GTO 🟩⬜🟥 #Classic