Jacob Augustine

@A_the_Almighty @blaccmajek You get money for bandits bail 😂

@blaccmajek State wey be 36 but Na 7 wey you fit go. I suppose fit go Gombe relax two weeks come back or damauturu in yobe but person no fit. Insecuritys

If country good no be all of us go benefit?

@instablog9ja Money dey show for her body, somebody shout money 😂🤑

Senate President Akpabio’s daughter Iniabasi has reportedly been named State Patron of City Boys Movement

@nellyius_ @Lanko_C @youngskales My hand dey up 😂

@JMenjohson @Lanko_C @youngskales Maybe the animal, whose meat they eat, bathes three times daily. Ram for northern Nigeria dey brush teeth to show cleanliness

Pretending you don’t know me is laughable at best…Your former boss was the worst president in our history stayed silent while tings got worst. First time hearing my name but you rushed to tweet about me? See how quickly I became relevant in your life. I don’t even have much to say to you other than get well soon considering how sick in the face you look🤷🏽 alede 🐷

@Lanko_C @youngskales All meat na meat, who no eat make him rest 😂 Alede 😂

@youngskales What surprises me about you people is that when you want to insult someone, you call them a pig, even though you know a pig is considered a dirty animal, yet you still eat it. 🤣🤣

@youngskales Say na Alede 😂😂😂, this finishing is too much for just one person

@BashirAhmaad @MondayCaroline Where were you when @youngskales was the banga, swear you never danced to Shake Body 😂

@MondayCaroline I didn’t have to google Davido, Burna Boy, Wizkid, Asake and the rest before I knew them.

My friend, Shamsudden, told me that someone named Skales has been busy insulting me on this platform. I genuinely asked, “Who is he?” and he told me he is a musician. By God, that was the first time I ever heard his name. Nigeria is truly so big!

@BashirAhmaad This is a fallacy 😂

Kept my kids home today from school as it's Transgender awareness day and we dont celebrate mental illness.

It’s poverty that makes some of you argue about 50/50. I don’t think there’s any man who has the capacity to fully take care of his home and still wouldn’t do everything he can to support his family. There are many things women do that money can’t compensate for. At some point, one person has to do more. But as a man, always have a 100% provider mentality. You may not be able to afford everything right now because you’re still building, but do your best to grow and increase your capacity. I believe that as God blesses you and you’re able to provide 100% as a man, please do. Don’t allow strangers online to dictate how you run your family.

People might be in their worst moments and still crack your ribs better than a recognised comedian. 🫡

@PeterPsquare Who get problem dey look another person own

We’re OG before IG and X. Built our success without social media, so we really don’t care. You should be more focused on yourself. 💯 Because even with your blue tick, you barely get 10 likes… and you’re worried about me? 🤷🏾‍♂️Damnn🤦🏽‍♂️🙈

When life favours you, try not to think that others are not serious with their lives. Stay humble 🫶🏽

@erigganewmoney Bros you no add ADC.

Choose what side your on and stand on it APC OR PDP

@deejayneptune Make the people wey dey insult people papa for singing the song, make dem no come insult you o. 😂

Somebody please play me Idris - Jaga Jaga. That's the point where we are at the moment.

@ruffydfire We never eat food finish you dey talk of defending missiles. We don't pray to see such around us

Due to this war in the Middle East, I ask if Nigeria has an air defence system to mitigate external missiles!

Every life is like a movie, money just determines the genre.

@boy_director Fact

Dear big account 👋🏽 I get some tweet ideas that I know will go viral if you post them… I’m only looking for visibility in return shoutouts, reposts, quotes on my own tweets. What you think? 🤔

You don't have to manipulate people to love you, true love comes from the heart and not by the way we choose to act around people.