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Wow son thats a gorgeous little dance youre doing. God damn boy! Damn... Little dance hes doing looks good right hun? Cute little dance to entertain during dinner. God damnit
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Jack Chunko
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Jack Chunko
@JackChunko
Pardon me, hombre, but there's so much pepper in this Mac and cheese that it's gonna make me fucking Mac and sneeze
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Phenomenon where people on the internet, in order to distance themselves from "politics", have redirected their reactionary tendencies at hobby stuff and, ironically, end up sounding even more insane because they talk about Nintendo games the way people talk about war
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Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar
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There’s a real scene in this movie where A guy runs over a zombie cop while shouting “GTA motherfucker” and then crashes his car cause he got distracted by 2 topless zombie strippers
Marley🎬🍉@BHills_03
Watching Resident Evil Apocalypse I won’t even lie, I was giddy when Jill got introduced
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David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine
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I love how everyone is yelling at each other about how many pages a week a person should be reading without specifying anything about what they’re reading. It’s like having a debate about how many food items a person should eat in a week.
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Both episodes were some of the best they've made
Harper@Kiwi_VRS
Wild that they ended Smiling Friends with one of their weakest episodes and one of the their stronger ones
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@JackChunko lol you said thing wrong grammar first
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I write all my emails between 9am - 1pm but I schedule send for that shit to arrive at 3:54am. And I attach AI generated photos of myself in a coffin weeping
Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა@Hyeyunie
I just scheduled an email for 8:13am instead of 8:00am just to seem less desperate and more casual like I just cooked this one up on the go kind of vibe
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Doomsday Clock committee member, 5 minutes before noon: This is the closest that Lunch has been in our lifetime
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@seintlaurent In Franz Kafka’s letter to his father, he wrote “Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men.
I was confused.”
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@rbnmckenna86 Entering academia is all about trying to scientifically prove you are cool, an impossible task
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The worst—absolute worst—academics are the ones who think they are cool
Jonathan Fine@jonathanbfine
no one in academia is cool. absolutely nobody at all.
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bro this is crazy, look up "porky pig sucking cock" on AI porn picture generator
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Payback would be unloading a clip into the Euphrates River. Your son was destroyed by a body of water engulfing his machine
Mini Modu@MinModulation
insanity
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Guy for whom cheeseburgers are as common as breaths: You never know when a cheeseburger will be your last
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Probably feels great for the Canadian hockey team who just got adorned with silver medals that another dude comes out and starts dapping them up and handing them teddy bears
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All the focus on Jesus' miracles in the Bible but no one talks about the part where He spawned 50 live cockroaches in a dude's stomach
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