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@WarOnDumb McCarthy blamed the Democrats on Sunday's "Face the Nation" for the shutdown. 🤨 "Democrats stick together, but they did not want the bill. They did not, they were willing to let government shutdown for our military not to be paid." cbsnews.com/news/kevin-mcc…

I get that Dems think they benefit from division within the House GOP, but isn't it weird they're voting to remove McCarthy for having teamed up with Dems to keep the government open? Am I the only one who thinks bipartisanship shouldn't be punished?

@Uniped1975 @scottEmovienerd This is what they're upset about. 🙄

@scottEmovienerd I’m an amputee and I’d loved to have had a Lego character that resembled me when I was younger.

@LASTEXITshirts twitter.com/jamesbondlive/…

Minnie Driver was born on this day in 1970. Is Grosse Pointe Blank her finest moment on screen? - Mike.

@see_starling The book is pretty clear on this: "Caver, continue."

Oh, and: THE LUMINOUS DEAD JUST WENT BACK FOR A SEVENTH PRINTING HOW

@CasperFox @GailSimone Oh man, that Tangent Lantern deserved more love. 😍

@GailSimone John Stewart Sojourner Mullein The Green Lantern of The Tangent Universe

Name your favorite three best Green Lanterns.

@TheHoustonWade @HamHock42 Mystery writers would be 98% of the traffic... hopefully.

@HamHock42 This gives me an idea: I'm going to create a one stop shop for murder tips on the internet and then record all the IP addresses for blackmail purposes!

The google searches found on the laptop used by the husband who *allegedly* killed his wife in Massachusetts recently are fuck all bananas

@AndreaKuszewski @Maladroithe It's already here. 🤬

@Maladroithe Hello, future eating disorder

Instant divorce.

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@DeadMansSquid @kamerong64 @DiscussingFilm Apparently it's a contractual/ legal thing. Gotta have your floating head on the poster. 🙄

@kamerong64 @DiscussingFilm No fr this one was fine why did they change it

New poster for ‘ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA’. (Source: collider.com/ant-man-and-th…)

@owillis I paid $6.26 for a dozen free range eggs yesterday. But the cheap eggs aren't there. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

do conservatives know they can make a point about increased food prices without just making shit up?

@MsCrowSays Ugh Wordle 577 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@realLisaKinsey @afrosabi Butter freezes well. In case your fridge runs out of room.

@JacobSHall Try the Tamarind!

Had my first Jarritos soda and I wish someone had forced me to try it sooner. That shit is delicious.

@LASTEXITshirts I didn't get into it originally (because the early seasons are a slog). But reruns convinced me that seasons 4+ are enjoyable.

The first episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager' aired 28 years ago today. I remember being fantastically excited about it and watched every episode but I've never returned to it. Is it worth a re-watch? - Jamie

@KillerMartinis I drove a diesel sedan for years and never did this? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

My neighbors who HAVE TO IDLE FOR TWENTY MINUTES TO LET THE DIESEL COOL DOWN are in a rush today so they just pulled up and cut their engine And this is the way of the Lord

@ScottMendelson True Lies in 4K is allegedly streaming on Disney+ in the UK and is available nowhere in the US ☹️

I genuinely love that this is an explicit sequel to #TrueLies and not a prequel or just the 1994 movie retold at 0.25 speed.

@ronnui_ I have a regular game night. ANY new game, double the time.

Board game night is cool but if the box says "typically 40-70 minutes" do not bring that into my home

@BeaversGod @the_moviebob Nielsen Ratings =/= RT scores

@SusanArendt We have red-tailed Hawks in my area. They can get pretty big, and the cemetery now has fewer chipmunks. Hopefully your dog is safe!