Jack Thackray

@alanatshipley @cricketingview Odd take

@cricketingview I'd rather have him score 10 fewer and not get out in such an ugly fashion.

Harry Brook played six reverse-sweeps in the 4th innings, nailed all but the one which dismissed him. They brought him 10 runs.

@MikeCurnow @LFC You ok Mike?

@LFC 🐀

AI 💫

@DFS8 The Bolero

What's the obsession with Torvil and Dean? They won 1 olympic gold and 1 bronze yet they're wanked over more than more successful olympians. Tell us

@BCAFCBH @dalasfar this you

Fella next to me on the plane home pulled out his PSP and fired up FIFA 12, never had more respect for another bloke in my life. 🫡

@cantseyy @JWilf1

Saw a dwarf on a bike today, never seen one before and probably never will again. Never felt a high like it

@DFS8 @europebarguide THERE THEN

@europebarguide Ah bloody hell im up in keswick atm, love your reviews. Yeah seems to be a popular spot, good luck to em. Fox tap, wainwrights and the pocket are my personal faves in keswick

Crooked River Brewing Co, Keswick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1st visit. After a hike up Blencathra. 3 lagers, 2 cask and 7 keg ales. Only 6 months old, can still smell the woodchip from it's fittings. Chocolate 🍫 stout very chocolatey. Bar popular and convivial. 🍻👍

@mattyjoseph @TrueGritWrestle @Triller_TV THERE THEN

🚨LIVE STREAM CANCELLATION🚨 Due to technical issues (our end) we have had to cancel our live stream on @Triller_TV tonight. The event will still be uploaded tomorrow to watch on Triller. We apologise for any disappointment caused to fans.

@SAFCFANSVIEW @squig197

One last thing. The Elland Road crowd played a HUGE part in that, nobody leaving for the last f****** bus, or to miss 10’min of traffic!!!! That’s a 12th man! #SAFC

@cjos2000 @GoingParabolic @CryptoMemer0x @DaftLimmy THERE THEN

@GoingParabolic @CryptoMemer0x @DaftLimmy

I’m @CryptoMemer0x Caddie and I’m not paying Jason because I’m sleepy and dumb.

@ShotleyCricket @neplcricket Do we have any team news for the 2s?

Yet another horrendous week for our SBCC ground staff. Let’s hope we manage to get some @neplcricket game time on Saturday. 🤞🤞🤞

Hello everyone, Brian and Charles is available this Friday on @netflix if you fancy. Tell your friends, family, butcher, baker, candlestick maker. Thanks!

@DFS8 @bootlegger1974 THERE THEN

@bootlegger1974 Cork for me captain on a stag

Well Easter weekend is neigh on upon us a special time to enjoy with those close to you eat drink and indeed be merry

@Victorinox @dwak157738

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@OfficialFPL @dwak157738 ?

Are you happy with how your Double Gameweek players performed? 🤔 #FPL

@OfficialFPL @dwak157738

Dominic Solanke's 0 point return is his worst-ever in #FPL across 123 appearances for Bournemouth and Liverpool 😱 Just the 1,021,585 new owners and 2,057,738 captainers let down in Gameweek 28 🫣 #BOUSHU

@SMXLFC @dwak157738

“Jayden Danns isn’t a Liverpool academy graduate because he didn’t play for Liverpool when he was a toddler. He only joined when he was 8 years old. Don’t believe the narrative that they’re pushing.”

@cjos2000 @oldguy_steve @_DHOTYA THERE THEN

@oldguy_steve @_DHOTYA

So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

@AMAZlNGNATURE @cjos2000

this Owl does a happy dance

@ShotleyCricket @neplcricket @KevinKoththi @SamThackray

💚 @neplcricket 2024 💛 Summer’s Coming! 🇱🇰 New Signing 🇱🇰 ⚔️ New Swordsman ⚔️ 🔥 See You Soon @KevinKoththi 🔥 #SriLanka #SriLankan #Cricket24 #cricketfans #Cricket #cricketnews

@StrangestMedia THERE THEN