chris joseph

350 dollars to go and see rkid in USA what a cunt when will it all stop as you were LG x

@TicketmasterUK been queueing for four hours to find that you’ve jacked the prices up. By over double. @NoelGallagher @liamgallagher @oasis assume these tickets will be cancelled too. Travesty. Absolute tory tactics.

@DFS8 @Alphafox78 THERE THEN!

@Alphafox78 Thick cunt

Cheetah played a reverse card 😅

@GoingParabolic @CryptoMemer0x @DaftLimmy

I’m @CryptoMemer0x Caddie and I’m not paying Jason because I’m sleepy and dumb.

@JackThack @OfficialFPL @dwak157738 THERE THEN!

@OfficialFPL @dwak157738

Dominic Solanke's 0 point return is his worst-ever in #FPL across 123 appearances for Bournemouth and Liverpool 😱 Just the 1,021,585 new owners and 2,057,738 captainers let down in Gameweek 28 🫣 #BOUSHU

@DFS8 THERE THEN!

Why do F1 drivers always wear caps?

@oldguy_steve @_DHOTYA

So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

@CrimeLineLaw I hope the defence don’t sugarcoat it

Plenty of holes in the prosecution case I expect #Iwillgetmycoat

@CrimeLineLaw Surprised she didn’t get caught in a jam

@cryptoclick1 Rumproast

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@cryptoclick1 $rumproast

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@JackThack @DFS8 @BeardedGenius THERE THEN!

@DFS8 @BeardedGenius Flat earther

Hi @LidlGB , I have just found a hair swimming around in one of your yoghurts. Probably need to create a another seperate compartment for these like you have with the choc digestive pieces so people can choose whether they want them in the yoghurt or not.

@JackThack @db157738 THERE THEN!

@db157738 Great to have you back! And love the profile pic!

@mrjakehumphrey @JackThack

Name 1 person, non-football, based in Newcastle or North East, who you’d love us to interview on High Performance…

@DFS8 @magpiesfestival @BrassCastleBeer Cheers bud but we’ve taken all the summer bookings that we’re going to for this year.

@magpiesfestival @BrassCastleBeer @cjos2000 get on it

We're on the lookout for caterers to complete our fab selection of food vendors on 11/12th Aug🍔 We're proud to work with some incredible local businesses, including @BrassCastleBeer🍺 If you or anyone you know is interested, complete the form below 👇 forms.gle/L8dZi97dhixBhm…

@burchxtwins @JackThack

Happy Thursday!

@JackThack @NUFCLC Howe-ay man!

@NUFCLC Howe Out

Is Howe for fucking real or what, Isak changes it every week and Maxi was our best player. What has Almiron and Wilson done to deserve keeping their place. Needs to grow a set of bollocks ASAP. #NUFC

@JackThack @db18111986 THERE THEN!

@db18111986 1st man to complain when Diers not in the England Squad.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 1 Mar 2015 (via @twi_age).