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Ausar has 28 steals and 23 blocks through 13 playoff games, so I went to @stathead to see how many other players in the play-by-play era have done that. And yeah, it's just he and Ben Wallace, but Ben had 35 steals and 38 blocks through 13 games in '03. Dude was a true phenomenon

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

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Sabastian Sawe has made history as the FIRST HUMAN EVER to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions 🚨 That’s 4:33 minutes per mile ‼️😱 (h/t @BBCSport, @CitiusMag)

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You're welcome Sens fans.

BREAKING: Billy Donovan is exiting as head coach of the Chicago Bulls after six seasons, sources tell ESPN.

A tremendous #MarchMadness run 👏 Thank you, Illinois 🤝

this is what it looks like to traverse all the zip codes sequentially:

Haven’t slept in 145 hours. My wife is constantly nagging me to jump in bed with her for some shuteye. I simply respond “March.” She immediately shuts her mouth. Last night I rewatched every game played earlier that day. Standing the whole time, volume at max. THIS IS MARCH.

Happy first day of March Madness to those that celebrate

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This may be the greatest Luther Burden edit in all of mankind.

Tage Thompson just wired off FIVE one-timers in a row 😭

NAZ REID — This angle is crazy. 😮‍💨