Jack Insten

Is eating pussy gay?

Joe Rogan & Mark Normand on RFK Jr’s voice: NORMAND: “RFK Jr. was a heroin addict that’s a fun dude.” ROGAN: “I like him a lot.” SHAFFIR: “Yeah he didn’t used to stutter.” ROGAN: “It’s not a stutter. It’s an injury from the flu vaccine.” NORMAND: “You think he eats a**?”

Trump: "I don't want to see Somalia. I don't want to see a woman [Ilhan Omar] that married her brother to get in, becomes a Congressman, and does nothing but complain… Let her go back and fix up her own country."

New: Joe Rogan reacts to the JPMorgan scandal being fake w/ Shane Gillis: ROGAN: “They said that lady Lorna Hajdini forced a guy to f*ck her. It’s fake.” GILLIS: “An Indian guy made the claims?” ROGAN: “Yep. She was hot.” GILLIS: “It reads like a h*rny Indian guy wrote it.”

The Vegas Golden Knights will take on the Anaheim Ducks in the second round! Who do you have coming out on top?

Me 7 years ago: - insecure - depressed - underweight - relying on meds - nothing to live for - binge drinking and eating Me now: - off meds - confident - found purpose - in best shape of my life - focused on growth & sustainability - helping others transform their lives Keep going

Do you think the police were right to do this to a terrorist with a knife who had just stabbed 2 people? Yes or No?

I'm told we have to import people like this from Asia to teach Americans how to do their jobs.

🇨🇦 🥐 Montreal, Quebec Canada c. 1958, well before the initial onslaught... and subsequent brutal foreign invasion(s).

BEER SKATES ARE HERE 🚨 Get yours at any bar, select stands, and carts TONIGHT at the @LenovoCenter.

Americans invented much of the modern world. Only 250 years in, it’s obvious why we’re on top.

@Breaking911 Budget for snacks if you want them, and be grateful for the necessities taxpayers just paid for. This is the entitlement that’s now apart of our culture due to the welfarification of America

SNAP is now blocking soda, candy, and energy drinks in 18+ states, with Florida shoppers seeing EBT cards declined at checkout for items previously covered, forcing out-of-pocket payments.

Sometimes, I will just think about her out of nowhere...and I get emotional. I hope her soul has the peace that it couldn't find in this life. I know I made the right decision leaving entertainment. It eats you alive if you are a good person.

@AdrianneCurry Chyna was truly the 9th Wonder of the World. She was a trailblazing icon who changed pro wrestling in ways most fans probably don't appreciate enough. I can't believe she's been gone 10 years already, and it is to @WWE's great shame that she's not in the HOF as an individual.

@KarasKrystal @Jack___Insten @UltraDane @RandeeM5 All that aggravation for what? She’s not yours, there is nothing to gain. F that. They are strong and independent

@CountDankulaTV If they were still funny they could have just done this bit again

@CountDankulaTV Alex Jones was InfoWars like Charlie Kirk was TPUSA. Just like Charlie's show and organization is crumbling without him so will the take over of InfoWars.

@CountDankulaTV No frog has ever been this gay.

@CountDankulaTV The Onion hasn't been funny for at least 20 years. Comedy is largely about shining a spotlight on unpleasant truths. That's an impossible task for propagandists and liars.