Jake Lewis

Don't be fooled by this soft beer gut exterior, under it is a man with rock hard muscles -me to my enemies if I had any

Found out the real reason Illinois won 😭 #MarchMadness

@Nic_Ryder For future reference, I just went to website and streamed for free. No app. No login.

Okay well never mind. Fox is pulling a Flo because apparently I can't get the monthly option and would have to pay for the year I await the results on Twitter

Downloading the…sigh… Fox Nation app for Keckeisen’s match tonight

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Iranian woman goes BERSERK on a smug white liberal who is supporting the Islamic regime "Convince me of WHAT? Of R*PE?! Of women not having rights?! I am Iranian, I've been imprisoned by that regime!" "Iranians are ASKING for the bombs! Iranian youth are asking to be bombed, and you are standing here SUPPORTING a terrorist regime! What are you DOING supporting a terrorist regime?!" *Lib spouts off about Palestine* "This has NOTHING to do with Palestine. This is about a terrorist regime in MY COUNTRY." "I can't even go see my father's grave!!" Mad props to this woman! White liberals are clueless, all over the world. H/t @patriot_apranik

@dre_nald_foster @RAFWrestlingUSA Coach ima need someone to explain the rules on that one

@RAFWrestlingUSA WTF was that

Announcers sucking that Illinois D for this game

Back in my day we use to drink these half way, and then fill the rest up with 151 rum, I’m glad Tiger is still living that legacy

@elonmusk can we get Tiger Woods a Tesla? Something tells me he'd be much safer.

@DealsFinderIO so all of your "deals" now are paid partnership?

$37 for a ninja air fryer is actually insane

@DraftKings 654

Who wants to play a game? 🧐 Thinking of a number 1 to 1,000 👀 You better be first to guess it 🤝

God forbid someone breaks into my house — my only real priority is protecting my family. Secondary objective: not permanently destroying my hearing in the process. Guns are stupidly loud indoors. A suppressor drops it to around 120 dB — still loud, but it won’t leave everyone in the house with ringing ears for life. So I decided to buy one. Then I remembered I’m a law-abiding citizen in America. That means I get the pleasure of FBI background checks, a passport-style photo, all ten fingerprints, ATF registration, and a two-month wait for the government to decide if I’m worthy of owning a metal tube. A metal tube. One that’s completely harmless by itself. One that doesn’t even make a gun movie-silence quiet. The whole process is ridiculous. I already legally own the guns. Adding a suppressor shouldn’t turn me into a suspected criminal. Anyone else think this is completely backwards?

@TheUFL and then tried to fight fans on the way to the locker room

The Birmingham Stallions outrun the Louisville Kings at home.

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason" - Mark Twain

Chances of your child becoming a pro-athlete: less than .02% Chances of your child standing before the Lord one day: 100% Make sure you prioritize the right things with your kids.

@BussinWTB Guessing that's Donovan Smith, QB from Houston?

WILD clip from halftime of a UFL game tonight 😳

Tiger Woods you are worth 1.5Bs man Just get a driver

With Houston and Nebraska both out, tickets for Saturday’s Illinois-Iowa Elite Eight in Houston have dropped as low as $68.

Veteran defensive tackle D.J. Reader took physical today with #Ravens and is expected to sign with a team post-draft. Could be #Ravens, but other #NFL teams are in on Reader, too

@CoachDanGo If you over-indulge at lunch? Isn't intermittent fasting a thing? Thought studies were showing that was better long term for blood sugar than getting up and eating, then eating all day and before bed?

Skipping breakfast. Morning fasting spikes adrenaline and cortisol. It dysregulates appetite, worsens blood sugar after lunch and dinner, and is linked with higher rates of abdominal fat and metabolic syndrome.

@sleigh8g @offshoreoddity @ManitobaSAO @reallytanman Yeah, used to keep stuff neat and in place. If you're using this it's for walking paths and setting potted plants on it, not planting through it.

@offshoreoddity @ManitobaSAO @reallytanman Most people use this around the home. So their mulch or rocks don’t get washed away. Keeping insects away from your house is a benefit.

Prison for whoever invented this

@MarioNawfal need it

Hong Kong engineer built a mosquito defense system that uses LiDAR and lasers to vaporize 30 mosquitoes per second. Better tech than half the air defense systems in the Middle East right now.