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@Rant_NGA @DrakeTheDrizz @MachalaDoctor Fragile masculinity

@DrakeTheDrizz @MachalaDoctor I know but it's pink all the way down. That's a dresss

Kylie Jenner thought it was Timothée seated on the right when she almost did this… glad she played it off really fast and smart 😭

@lydiakauppi My husband was like this 😂 but he loved my dress

A lot of people are saying she shouldn’t have gone through with the wedding but I disagree, it saves you a lot of paperwork later when he dies under mysterious circumstances

@pheestalgia I knew every word to this. Activated me like a sleeper agent

she was so happy to serve cunt

@mosesandplato @ChickenPoliceG Will you be releasing it with Mac capability?

📢 Available on PC! 「 Moses & Plato - Last Train to Clawville 」 A visual novel about murder mystery on a train where you are the detective AND the main suspect! 🚂💨 Play now! store.steampowered.com/app/2230450/Mo…

@WBATDM @macka66926 @eleanorzjames @snaz39 Sorry I was talking to the raving Britain first lunatic not you! :)

@Jambers8 @macka66926 @eleanorzjames @snaz39 No, but my 3 daughters who are still at school do though…

Just finishing Easter 🐣 Friday’s dinner had no breakfast at all. Paid the £2000 Rent £250 Gas and Electric £200 petrol £300 council Tax No money left for food Happy Easter Everyone in our Islamic Caliphate I wonder what meal the illegals are on in the hotels 2nd or 3rd

@WBATDM @macka66926 @eleanorzjames @snaz39 Don’t your THREE sons live with you?

@macka66926 @eleanorzjames @snaz39 Why not move into one of your other houses?

@Dominic15140098 @TheGriftReport @EmAtack Happy marriage but Nicki minajs boobs amiright?!

@Jambers8 @TheGriftReport @EmAtack I'm already married have been for 9 years a very happy marriage sooooo 🤷‍♂️

Emily Atack, 36, jokingly admits she misses one-night stands, now she’s stuck in bed every night with snoring fiancé Alistair Garner and dog Penelope sprawled across her pillow. The Inbetweeners star posted the chaotic Instagram video from bed, captioning it: “God I miss one night stands” and begging fans to turn the sound up. She and Alistair got engaged last July, just after welcoming baby son Barney in June 2024.

@Dominic15140098 @TheGriftReport @EmAtack Why do you care 😂 I’d be sooo embarrassed if my husband was out trashing female Celebs on twitter.

@Jambers8 @TheGriftReport @EmAtack I can comment on what I want it's my opinion. If you don't like it then just fuck off. If a male celebrity posted the same thing 100% you'd be commenting on it trashing him. This isn't a sense of humour she's belittling him. She has a reputation of cheating on her past bfs

@Dominic15140098 @TheGriftReport @EmAtack Don’t worry, no one’s gonna marry you pal. So no stress there

@TheGriftReport If i was Alistair i wouldnt marry @EmAtack imagine he posted the same thing? What a slut she is. Not a great role model for young girls.

@joanneking1962 @GriftReport Not everyone I know is a relative unlike some

@Jambers8 @GriftReport Oh dear, are you a relative???

Michael Barrymore, 73, reveals he has undergone  surgery as he shares insight into his 'painful' recovery while resting up at new £350K Devon home

@joanneking1962 @GriftReport Wow what a bitter bitter lady

@GriftReport Not interested! Your complacency knows no bounds. Saw you sitting smugly in A & E corridor not so long ago, legs crossed - like you were waiting for a pedicure. Snapshot of the vile person you are. Hope you were the last in the queue amongst the aged and dying.

@SalOwns @bsadasb @sampepper @HSTIKKYTOKKY4 He asked me to take my clothes off on Skype when I was 15/16 but yeah

@bsadasb @sampepper @HSTIKKYTOKKY4 is he? crazy you make baseless claims that are over 12 yrs old. 12 years and nothing so why make the claim?

@_oneWade @CrystalHope1979 What a very narrow minded statement

@CrystalHope1979 Bro is going to go back home and never be able to eat there again

Tennessee boy drags his proper British mate into his first-ever Meat & Three spot… and the poor lad is absolutely floored. 😱 From crispy fried okra to creamy scalloped potatoes, chicken and dumplings swimming in gravy, bacon-loaded green beans, fresh cornbread, and then… every pie on the menu? Southern hospitality for the win! 👏 🥧 What should this Brit order for round two? Comment your favorites! 👇🔥

@CRELeasingLawTX @glowehwurm Congratulations, apparently the only thing you’re useless at is geography, Oh and supermarket competence. Your crass generalisation is really bizarre. It’s like me assuming all Texans ate stupid

@Jambers8 @glowehwurm It’s not a party trick. I speak French.

Mexican food in Europe is WILD. Not a jalapeño in sight at the grocery stores. My husband is half Mexican, and we are always hesitant to try European “Mexican” food, but one time we stopped in at this small restaurant called Fajitas down the street from our favorite hotel in Paris. We used to joke walking past it, assuming it would be TERRIBLE. Turns out it’s owned by a Mexican immigrant and his American wife. The food is really good, and authentic (although different from Tex-Mex, and certainly catered to a French crowd). Now we go at least once on most of our Paris trips. We chat with the owners for hours sometimes, which is always funny because he speaks French and Spanish, his wife and I speak English and French, and my husband speaks English and some Spanish. It always ends up being a round robin of languages 😂 Photos are of Fajitas restaurant and the “Mexican” food section at a Monoprix:

@CRELeasingLawTX @glowehwurm 100% of British kids learn French at school, that party trick isn’t what you think it is.

@Jambers8 @glowehwurm C’est vrai, je suis une fraude.

@CRELeasingLawTX @glowehwurm You can get both. Trying and failing to sound cultured

I was connecting my story to the story I was QTing. If you don’t like my story, I don’t really care. We have been to dozens of grocery stores in France and never seen a jalapeño. I also really meant fresh, not jarred, but we’ve seen either (not the same flavor profile at all). It’s not intended to be a critique. Just funny how differently Mexican food is interpreted and how hard it is to get certain ingredients to make it at home.

@Tochee__ @calisssii

@Jambers8 @calisssii Then you must be worried cuz why you keep telling me more about her profile ..I just told you IDK 🤷‍♀️

Sammie: NO ONE thought he was her SD.. we just thought he was a guy Lucinda was seeing at that time. SHE works with the brand, yeah he's paying her but she does her work. Olivia: Well, it depends on the work, if her and Sean don't work out maybe she'll come out and tell people.

@Tochee__ @calisssii She presents about 10 uk prime time tv shows. I don’t think she’s worried

@Jambers8 @calisssii Goodluck .. I hope it gives her the airtime she looking for

@Tochee__ @calisssii It’s kinda her thing being controversial

@Jambers8 @calisssii Lol idk what her name could be 🤷‍♀️