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If only there was a song that coulda told him about a prenup

Shawty think she got a husky

she’s like if you tried to draw sydney sweeney from memory

Me: how the hell how has there been 100 Brightline train accidents how in the world *frantically looking at google maps* Oh...... oh no......

lol we came to a tasting menu restaurant and my dad knew he would be hungry and not like the food so he brought his own pizza and got in trouble

god damn it 💔

My dream job is to be one of those HR ladies that’s always 2 bites into a sandwich whenever a meeting starts. The kind who gingerly covers her mouth and apologizes and says she’s eating lunch sooo late because her day has been absolutely SWAMPED (regardless of the time of day)

*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what

That’s my quant My quantitative My math specialist

Genuinely giggled like a toddler

Temu count your days

y’all shivering in this cold cause them shein jackets made out of paper towels

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

@CoopNFT @eth_porsche I spoke to them about this at their venue in Miami during Gateway, they totally missed the mark on the pricing and looked at me like I was crazy🫣

gm to everyone except whoever advised @eth_porsche to mint at Ξ0.911 in this market

This is me and my puppy, his name is Ripple 😊

@ArmaninoLLP seems to be the common auditor here. I also saw they provide an “attestation” (not even close to an audit) for @Nexo . Who else uses them, and can we trust them given the potential oversight here?

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