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@Quamclips Eat your Ecoli in Peace Go your way make I go my way

“if we go to a restaurant together and you place an order for a well done steak? Heh. Just know that you are never seeing me again. You are never in your life going to cross paths with me again. Don't ask me questions. Go about your way, I go about mine." —Caramel says

@ceraliza Mya

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

@mrbayoa1 lol Like you just said, beat Athletics first

PSG vs Bayern, 3–2 in the first half, lol, is this basketball? If either of these teams plays this openly against Arsenal, they’ll face a level of firepower they’ve never seen in their lives, along with a defensive masterclass. I hope we beat Atletico first, they will understand.

@MarinatedTurks Unrelated but pls What’s the story behind the “NJOKU CLAN you mentioned ?

Parenting has to be intentional for you to make great accomplishment with it. I just watched a video and the father has been extremely intentional about his son since his birth. Reminds me of the Njoku clan, great sturvs👏🏼👏🏼.

@FabrizioRomano @Lord_Clem lol

🚨 10 years after their historical Premier League title win, Leicester City get relegated to League One.

@Egregious111 @UGOOOTWEETS You all keep bringing up street fight everyday Hack you can’t fight !!!

@UGOOOTWEETS That bagwork dont mean shit in a street fight. The second you square up like a boxer my 700 pound kick gonna split you in half.

You think you have endurance until you try boxing. Lifting weights cannot save you here 😂

@General_Oluchi @JosephTaiye53 You want to use Magic instead?

@JosephTaiye53 Painting will cover what? When is painting used to hide a pipe?

What are the plans for those PVC pipes?

@Chimaforkeeps @kenthylin Oga no dey lie like small pikin No be only 50 trips daily

@kenthylin “As one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us.”

Lmao we have 2 of this tipper Sand sells 130k per trip here (new developing area). As one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us. Each truck does about 50 trips daily (conservative). That’s 100 trips × 130k = 13M/day. Capital recovered in less than a month The next expenses is just diesel and driver which is less compared to what you make daily Real estate Twitter won’t tell you this one.

@Finance_Guru001 @_VALKlNG Una sabi cap sometimes

Your strongly feel “80 BILLION DOLLARS” will change your life?????? You’re still strongly feeling it??? I don’t understand?? It’ll change the life of everyone from your state of origin😭

@Adesina21210429 @instablog9ja Why should data expire ?

@instablog9ja How can they remove the expiry date from data? Are those people not thinking at all? Or I should just assume they don't know what they're saying? The best part is to reduce the cost of data not the expiry date.

MTN removed data expiry. no data must expire. telecom data must never expire. if you don’t comply, we’ll make your stores expire because you are st£aling from us —South African politician Julius Malema

@moderate_ustaz lol Naija shaa When I dey pay around 200k per year

The 76k is it for 1 year or just 1 month ?

@Bigfendi4l This must be Rage bait lol I no go send you shishi

I came across a random bet slip on SportyBet and copied the booking code. I shared it with my friend, and we both played it. The potential payout was ₦3.5 million. By the time more than half of the matches had been played, only a few games remained. The cash-out offer was already showing ₦300,000. I quickly called him and suggested we cash out, since it was just a random bet and there was no guarantee the remaining games would go our way. He agreed to that. I cashed out my own immediately, but he decided to let his continue. To my surprise, all the remaining games played out correctly, and he ended up winning the full ₦3.5 million. He sent me a screenshot of the win and transferred ₦100,000 to me, saying it was "for appreciation." I sent the money back and told him he should send at least ₦1 million, especially since I was the one who gave him the code and had cashed out too early to avoid risk. He called me greedy and refused to send anything more. That was the moment I realized I had been keeping an ingrate as a friend. We’re no longer friends.

@rudemiss18 @Cr7Godbrand Simply put

@Cr7Godbrand Pussy ain't pussy when the visuals hit different. One makes you risk it all, the other makes you wonder why you risked anything.

You think these 2 women have the same pussy?

@bodybyzedd Why’s your leg so backward?

Shut the fuck up, watch, learn and maybe you might pick up a thing or two. 145kilos x 4 at 87kilos bw.

@JulianMKD @TomisinWhyte lol With this mind set you will blow your Millions

Gambling as a whole is so different when you have a few million You can take bets at 1.25 odds , put $100,000 down and make $25,000 profit Yet if you are broke , putting $50 on it and making $12.50 profit it’s like nothing Get rich

@Axis_Architect @SmileSync @kunle_pata It depends on the year it happened to him lol

@SmileSync @kunle_pata 10k fuel no dey show for any of my tanks o

Unrelated, but I once helped a colleague buy fuel for his car during an office assignment 😂 First of all, his steering already showed me pepper. But the real madness happened after I bought fuel worth ₦40k… the gauge was still on E 💀 I didn’t notice at first until I got back to the office. I parked, looked again, and saw it still sitting on “E”… I almost ran mad 😭 I quickly called him, and this guy just started laughing: “Ah ah Kunle, ma worry, e go gbera later.” Some of you really need to go and throw your cars away abeg 😂

@Onyebuc59635815 @Morris_Monye 😂😂😂 Una no well for this App

@Morris_Monye This is not defeat, he was passionately tortured and hopelessly subdued... The Yoruba in him was made visible

Israel Adesanya being defeated again. This is his 6th straight loss. Time to step back and take a break? x.com/Guccistarboi/s…

@MrMekzy_ I don’t want to know what’s on people’s mind in this evil world, make I know kee person

You can only pick 2: 1. Marry the perfect partner 2. Unlimited skincare 3. Unlimited free food 4. $20k every month 5. Read people’s minds

@Real_jaeflex @Angle__wix That’s a photo I’m looking at right there

@Angle__wix And a photo

@AEmmanuel89447 @Dr_Chibuike_M I can’t risk not having that feeling I’m not doing

@Dr_Chibuike_M Just want to ask ,pls that feelings that goes jaa jaaa jaaaa when you cum 💦 will it still be there ?

This is a scrotum in the picture and the procedure being done is vasectomy. Vasectomy is a safe, highly effective and permanent method of family planning. The doctor will just cut and seal the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles. It is just 15–30 minutes. Ejaculation and sex drive continues, but sperm is no longer present in the semen. Men, will you be willing to undergo this? 🤔