Jamie Macpherson

Wayne Rooney left Everton then: Got married Had 4 kids Won 16 trophies Went bald Had a hair transplant Became Manchester United's all-time top scorer Returned to Everton Left for the MLS Became manager of Derby Got relegated Left to become Birmingham manager Got sacked Became manager of Plymouth Got sacked by Plymouth Now a BBC pundit …yet Spurs still haven't won the Premier League.

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Retro done right🤝 Two proper classics from Motherwell F.C. history - back where they belong. Available now in the club shop & online 👀 motherwelldirect.co.uk/collections/re…

What a strike from Ethan Hamilton! 🚀 An absolute beauty to put @DundeeFC in front against Celtic 👏 #ScottishCup | @ScottishCup

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❄️ Cold afternoons. Big Scottish Cup drama. @scottishgas has you sorted. Our title partner will be giving away FREE hand warmers at selected Fifth Round ties, helping fans stay warm in the stands. Look out for them outside @ElginCityFC and @AberdeenFC's stadiums this weekend!

Focus on Motherwell: The Askou Revolution 🇩🇰🧱 Jens Berthel Askou hasn't just steadied the ship in his debut season; he has completely reinvented Motherwell's identity. The Steelmen have evolved into a team that dominates the ball, refuses to concede, and boasts one of the league's deadliest finishers. 🏰 Pillar 1: Fortress Fir Park Defensively, Motherwell have become the league's toughest nut to crack. The Streak: 8 consecutive home league clean sheets (9 in all competitions). The Record: Opposition teams have simply forgotten how to score in Lanarkshire. The entire unit, marshalled by the likes of Paul McGinn and Elliot Watt, suffocate opponents rather than just defending deep. 🎮 Pillar 2: Total Control But don't mistake this for "parking the bus." The stats reveal a sophisticated, possession-heavy style of play that defies the "kick and rush" stereotype. Possession: Rank 2nd in the league (59.4% avg). Precision: Rank 2nd for Pass Accuracy (85.3%) and Successful Passes (478.9 per game). Tactics: Interestingly, they rank 12th (Last) for Crosses. This proves a deliberate strategy to keep the ball on the deck and play through the lines. ⚽️ The Sharp End: Maswanhise on Fire While the defence locks the door, Tawanda Maswanhise is knocking them down at the other end. Top Scorer: He has netted 11 goals this season, making him Motherwell's top marksman and the joint-top scorer in the Premiership. A lethal outlet in a possession-based side. The Verdict: Sitting 4th on 40 points, Askou has turned Motherwell into genuine European contenders. By combining an impenetrable defence with elite possession metrics, a special season awaits. #SPFL #MotherwellFC

Might be the best goal live ive ever seen at Fir Park (off the top of my head).

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Who remembers this?

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@BroxburnAthFC @JamieMa14035720 maybe we should sign up! 😬

Broxburn Athletic are delighted to announce our intentions to enter a team into the Lowland League Development League for 26-27 and beyond. We are now looking to recruit players in all positions. If you feel you have the commitment and ability to play for Broxburn Athletic Football Club Under 20s please contact us with an expression of interest and we will arrange to discuss further with you. This is an exciting time for the football club and we look forward to hearing from you. The team will be led by high quality qualified coaches, support staff and complemented by excellent facilities and a wider professional environment. The team will be completely aligned with our senior team, who currently compete very successfully in the Lowland League, managed by vastly experienced John Millar. The coaching and support staff from both teams will be working together to align the training and competition environment and transition to the senior team should be an aspiration for any player wishing to play for our Under 20s team. To enquire, send us an email with your : Name Age Preferred position Current club Previous clubs Please contact us on bafcu20@busc.org.uk. 📧

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Your final Group C Table 😍 #FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup

Icing on the cake 🎂 #SCODEN

KT, what have you just done!? 😍 #SCODEN

@MotherwellFC Aberdeen should be on 10 men gyamfi is on a yellow then fowls 3 the last of the three is a definet yellow card shocking ref

Half-time. No way through in the first half. Aberdeen 0 - 0 Motherwell.

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Every single week at ibrox You got a kebab pie? No Chicken pakora pie? No Steak pie ? No Macaroni pie? No Scotch pie? No What pies you got left? Hotdogs. Fuck you Rangers.