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@CovidMarshall Sorry it’s not clear from your message whether we are wearing masks or not.

This is going to be a v busy weekend for highly trained Covid Marshals, we have rat-piss, Meningitis and Gastroentro-whatsitsname all set to kill millions of unsuspecting people over the next few days. I have over 4622 messages asking me what deadly emergency i will tackle and how do i decide which one to concentrate on. Well its very simple really. Its a numbers thing, with 9 confirmed cases of rat-piss i must tackle this first, those numbers cant be ignored, as of this moment there are 4 meningitis cases, and after running the numbers i have found that 9 is higher than 4. And there are actually no gastroentro-whatsitsname cases atm, thats just like a little bonus thing to worry about. Good luck out there.🫡🦺

@IsabelOakeshott @wesstreeting Waited 14 months for an ENT appointment and had to agree to travel. Husband just been told his appointment won’t be for 14 months

🛑Today health secretary @wesstreeting will tell us all that he’s “fixing the NHS,” waiting lists are falling etc. The NHS is a basket case. Get in touch with me if you have been waiting more than a year for treatment…

@Pret Thank you for my voucher. I’d already treated myself to a chicken and avocado on Monday so an excuse for another trip 🤣

@Jan15p Hi there, we're really sorry to hear this! Please do send us a DM so that we can make this up to you.

@Pret bought one of your branded club sandwiches at Alicante Airport. The most disgusting thing ever. All mayo and a fatty bit of bacon. Stupidly expected usual quality

@CovidMarshall Should we buy all new pots and pans to make sure we don’t transfer a virus

CM 🦺Public information warning🚨🚨 Please remember to remove all the vegetables from your pots and pans before enthusiastically banging them with a cooking utensil to show your appreciation to the emergency workers including heroic Covid Marshals. Im still finding peas under the door matt and fridge due to mum getting a bit carried away a few years ago.

@easyJet It won’t let me DM you I am now following you

@Jan15p Hi JP. Thank you for contacting easyJet. Could you please DM us on X, so we can advise? ✈️ Thanks, Siya.

@easyJet hi. Can you tell me how many hours before the flight the bag drop for flights to Southend opens at Malaga airport. Thank you

@AngryKim3 @SandyofSuffolk @onebiggins Range Rover Evoque. Hybrid Had it less than nine months and it’s not 18 months old yet. Spectacularly blew up at a roundabout. Three weeks in repair. Blew up again

@SandyofSuffolk @onebiggins My experience, pulled in to charge car, 5 mins in, pop, warning notices, don’t attempt to move vehicle. RAC attended, couldn’t do anything, breakdown company attended, couldn’t move vehicle, 11 hours later transporter picks car up. With Fords 8 days. It’s less than a year old 🤷‍♀️

Shocking story today from Christopher Biggins @onebiggins when his electric Fiat car just stopped with no warning on a busy road. And whatever caused the electric car to suddenly stop also rendered him unable to leave the vehicle as the doors and windows wouldn't open. The car was fully charged that morning and Fiat have no explanation. Biggins 'phoned the RAC who said it could take 6 hours to attend even after he explained he was an elderly gentleman who needed his medication which was at home. The police refused to attend despite the danger posed by the Fiat being immobile in the middle of a busy road with traffic thundering past. Eventually and after a traumatic wait in the vehicle, the car door finally opened and Biggins managed to walk free unharmed. Biggins is now looking to get rid of his electric car. And I don't blame him one bit. What a dreadful experience. 😱

@SimonCalder there’s no sanitisation available at the biometric fingerprint machines at EU borders. Not hygienic? Whole planes touching the surface. Yuk

@AmazingMorph hi are you ok Morph. Nothing from you for a while. We’re worried 😟

@SouthendAirport lovely speedy security through in ten mins including searches but oh my the ladies toilets. Half not working and blocked

@agricontract @JLR_News @RangeRover @SytnerLandRover Had my 24 plate evoque 9 months. Been to @Group1Auto JLR for repairs for a month of that. Currently been there for 2.5 weeks. No updates at all

I know why they call them off roaders @JLR_News @RangeRover been off the road since 6 September 2025 still not repaired @SytnerLandRover And jlr do you not value your customers? Feel free people to give any examples how once a premium brand treats customers with zero respect RT

@Jingerella66 Boots charge my 94 year old housebound mum

I think my 91 year old mother has just been conned out of £55 by Boots. She went in to enquire about Boots Pharmacy dealing with her prescription straight from the doctor's surgery, as someone in Morrisons (who deal with her prescriptions since the drs changed pharmacy) told her Morrisons don't deliver. Apparently, Morrisons can deliver prescriptions for everyone at my mother's assisted living complex, but not her. There is something wrong here. A member of Boot's staff told her they don't deliver NHS prescriptions for free, and made her pay £55 for an' annual pass'. This is nonsense. She's elderly and vulnerable. I will be on their tail tomorrow. A full refund had better be forthcoming pronto.

@SandyofSuffolk @AldiUK Ours check my bag but let the shoplifters filling up bags with steak run straight out

Well @AldiUK why does the store at Martlesham check our bags at checkouts but other stores don't?

@kelvmackenzie Lanzarote in December on a Monday. Over an hour. No staff

Popped to Malta with the Times saying immigration would take up to 4 hours due to the EU’s new four fingers+photo rule but was through in 10 mins. Could see if I was at the back of the queue it would take an hour. Interested to know other passenger experience across Europe.

@Carolemoonbeam @GillianMcKeith gov.uk/guidance/prope…

@GillianMcKeith I am registered with them to notify me of any activity on my account. It is free to register and just gives some reassurance that they will contact you if anyone wants access to your title deeds. 🙏

Attention property owners or those with mortgages: In the UK, third parties can lodge applications against your property title, without prior verification. You may not even know… until a refinance or sale is blocked. Recorded first. Questioned later. Even weak or disputed applications can cause disruption. This is wrong. The law needs to change.

@Tesco hi. My husband lost a ring in your Tesco store today. It hadn’t been handed in by the time we left. They wouldn’t take his name and number. Their lost property line isn’t picking up. Can you help please

Statement from Shaun Wallace Friends, colleagues, and defenders of justice, I am sorry that I could not be present today to stand beside you at the London Criminal Courts Solicitors' Association (LCCSA) protest. I was invited by Jason Lartey, but I am currently recovering from an operation, otherwise I would have been present myself. I write this statement not only as a barrister, but as someone who has dedicated his life to the rule of law and the principles that underpin our justice system. Trial by jury is not a procedural luxury. It is a cornerstone of our democracy. For centuries it has ensured that the power of the state is balanced by the judgment of ordinary citizens, twelve members of the public, drawn from our communities, sitting in judgment not as agents of the government, but as representatives of society itself. When the right to a jury trial is weakened, something far greater than courtroom procedure is at risk. We risk eroding public confidence in the justice system, and we risk concentrating power where it should never sit unchecked. The right to be judged by one’s peers is a safeguard against injustice. It protects against haste, against convenience, and against the idea that efficiency should ever trump fairness. Those of us who practise in the criminal courts see every day what is truly at stake. The liberty, reputation, and future of individuals depend upon a system that is not only fair, but seen to be fair. That is why you are gathered today, not for yourselves, but for the integrity of the justice system; not for tradition alone, but for the protection of every citizen who may one day stand in the dock and depend upon the wisdom of a jury. I want to thank all those attending Westminster today to protest, to make your voices heard, and to stand up for a principle that lies at the very heart of our justice system. Every generation inherits the responsibility to defend the liberties it was given. Today, that responsibility rests with us. Let this gathering send a clear message: the right to be judged by one’s peers is not negotiable, not expendable, and not something to be quietly eroded in the name of convenience. Justice is not an administrative inconvenience. It is the foundation of a free society. Shaun Wallace Barrister Great James Street Chambers

@FlightEmergency Same Monday 24/11/25

Just landed in Lanzarote, no other word to describe it…Shambles

@DLPReport Beautiful

🛍 Up bright and early for the World Of Frozen and Disney Adventure World Spirit Jersey presale for Disneyland Pass holders at World of Disney (€75 each, 4 max per transaction, until 9am). On sale for everyone tomorrow.