Jordan Janes

@viperioesports Congrats lads

CELEBRATING 13 YEARS OF VIPERIO Today marks 13 years of the Viperio brand operating in esports. With only a small handful of clubs passing this milestone, Viperio cements itself as one of the oldest operating esports organisations in Europe. viperio.com/news/celebrati…

I beg someone just put the senile orange guy into the ground like, surely one of the yanks does it soon, surelyyyy.

It could be the easiest thing, especially in the US

2 goals after the 80th minute incoming

@UberEats in what world is sweet chilli sauce seen as a good substitute for hoisin sauce? Can’t make the change though because the support is absolute dogshit.

1. Move somewhere that isn’t a complete rip-off shithole

And that’s why you just don’t pay for them if they’re late or delayed until the inspector comes up and asks you for your ticket. You can’t buy a ticket on Trainline if the scheduled departure date passes so just tell the inspector you arrive late but lucky train was still here.

@UpwardsAgency @Sentinels @FaZeClan @LOUDgg @zetadivision @MIBR @TSM @EvilGeniuses @M80gg @drewspark all because of you mate 😂

Top Esports teams by Avg. public Engagement Ranking on X (Twitter) 📊 Week of Jan. 20 🗓️ 🥇 @Sentinels 🥈 @FaZeClan 🥉 @LOUDgg 4️⃣ @zetadivision 5️⃣ @MIBR 6️⃣ @TSM 7️⃣ @EvilGeniuses 8️⃣ @M80gg Anything that catches your eye? 👀

@GWRHelp your service is consistently fucking wank and I genuinely despair every time I know I’m going to have to use one of your constantly delayed, cancelled or otherwise shit services. How the fuck no one in charge has had some physical repercussions is beyond me, they need it

Can we normalise not paying for sub standard train services. I’m not paying for a ticket if the train has been cancelled and I’m forced to get on the next one, which is then delayed, and then causes me to rush for my connection, which ends up being delayed too.

@FirstBusnews I left my bag on the 24 to Southmead in Bristol currently on its way past St Agnes, any chance you can contact the bus driver to see if it’s been handed in? Has important documents in there

@chrisrsword @_aishkhan I got through Episode I & II with mine until it became very apparent it wasn’t her thing and I was heartbroken

Convinced @_aishkhan to watch Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Episode I) with me. Goal is to at least get through to episode 6.

@chrisrsword Donttttt, our country is so shit 😂 I’m free in Jan?

@Janes_GG We’re missing out Jordan!

My holidays and trips abroad over the last 12 months have only firmed my desire to move abroad in the future. UAE 🇦🇪 and USA 🇺🇸 top candidates.

LFT for VCT 2025. I was informed yesterday that I will not be included in plans for 2025. I want to thank @Sentinels for trusting me to help lead SEN to new heights; the team - @itskaplan, @zekkenVAL, @TenZOfficial, @sen_sacy, @pANcada, @1johnqt, @Zellsis, @Zyto_ and @KOR_Kez - for being an absolute blast to work with over the last two years, and the fans for their relentless support! After a successful 2024, I am more motivated than ever to return to work and achieve more. I am open to opportunities in all regions. My DMs are open, or you can reach me at drewspark.contact@gmail.com.

@drewspark Mate that’s stunning

Buzzing 🎶

Genuinely need a job that allows me to work remote so I can buy a run down place at Lake Como and renovate it and then live there for the rest of my life.

@ASPolice did a solid job today can’t lie. Saw quite a lot of what was going on and got quite a few videos and they looked and sounded seriously organised and on top of the situation. At no point did it seem like any of the general public or businesses were in danger. #Bristol

Is the boxing in the #OlympicGames rigged against us or something? No way we’ve lost both of those on split decision