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This woman’s 6 year old son “expressed conservative values” in his classroom The teacher created a certificate for him that said “Most likely to become a Dictator” and presented it to him in front of his entire class while classmates called him a “Naziphile” The indoctrination taking place in our education system is a national emergency What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@Luna_Jones79 You betcha

Be honest?

@15poundstogo @Pimpernell13 @MarinaMedvin You are allowed to put in fake donations, but on a separate page, they need to be listed. It is called seeding a list. They can keep track if someone uses the data illegally. Usually, spelling is off or some other identifying tell if you get a piece of mail from others.

@MarinaMedvin This is my favorite fake donation that made it into an FEC filing. I’m sure there are many. fec.gov/data/receipts/…

Fraud and lies everywhere especially online flvoicenews.com/fake-desantis-…

@RoyRogers_HTMS Also, our favorite bartender is on Thursday. Sam. If you went to Quaker, he was there and has been with the Corner since it opened.

@RoyRogers_HTMS We usually get there around 2. After lunch before it gets crowded. John's very Conservative

🎸🥁 This scratches a brain itch too — pure Irish fire! Banjo ripping, guitar grooving, and that bodhrán slapping like it’s keeping the whole pub alive. Traditional Celtic energy at its absolute best. I dunno 🤷‍♂️ about you but I love it 😃

@AdaLluch @ChiConGuy Hey the dude you elected is bringing in more.

Today, he murdered a teenage girl in a town next to Barcelona. He didn’t know her, at all. She just happened to be walking on the wrong street at the wrong moment. We really don’t have to live this way. Remigration can’t happen soon enough.

@td_nash Biggus Dickus

If you owned a horse running in the Kentucky Derby, what would you name it?🧐

@RoyRogers_HTMS We need to meet up for a beer sometime. I am in Forest Hills. We go to the Corner every Thursday. I got notice that they were just added to the list. Other one excited about is Los Lobos. youtu.be/CHO5iwzM8pc?si…

@JannDallas I hadn’t seen it posted anywhere but that’s awesome! 👏 😎 Rhythm and Roots is about 4 blocks from my house . It’s a great music festival. youtu.be/1gX1EP6mG-E?si…

@chrisbrunet @JadenPMcNeil Well back in the 80s when there was no social media, we put together an event in 4 days and got over 400 folks there for just 1 person who was only a Congressman. Maybe your folks just suck

@JadenPMcNeil they only promoted the event like 1 week ago and it's in Columbus Ohio. With better planning it could've been much bigger

35+ Speakers with MILLIONS of followers on social media and they can't even fill a room with 50 people

@harvey_dude @cincykid111 @Kronykal Hugo is a bot.

@cincykid111 @Kronykal Hey Hugo … Award for dumbest post on the web today!

Guys, I remember Eastern Airlines, Northwest Airlines, Pan American (PanAm), Continental, Trans World Airlines (TWA), Frontier Airlines, ValuJet, US Airways, Midwest Airlines and Mfing Hooters Air. Let’s stop acting like this is new.

@cincykid111 @Kronykal Actually it was Princess Lieawatha Warren and butt boy Pete. But you can live in a fairy tale land

@Kronykal Trump killed Spirit Airlines because they had a policy that Trump wasn't allowed to be on the same flight as an unaccompanied minor.

@Kronykal You left off Braniff, the first commercial flight I ever took

@Jaquento @Conflict_Radar We wouldn't have been there except when you guys invaded other countries and murdered a bunch of Jews and others your government didn't like.

@Conflict_Radar Thank you Pete, get the last occupational force left in my country home!

#BREAKING Pete Hegseth orders withdrawal of 5,000 troops from Germany, to be completed over next six to 12 months - Reuters

@IsabelleElise10 @AndrewZywiecMD At 70, never did a flu or COVID shot. Last Vax I got was when I was in a wreck and they gave me a tetanus one. That was in the 80s. I rarely get sick

@AndrewZywiecMD I’m done with vaccines. I’m in my 60’s. I’m going to take my chances here on out.

"The shingles shot causes shingles in 6.3 people per 1000 in the first 21 days. The rate for naturally acquired shingles is 3-5 per 1000 annually." Start doing math, folks.

@TheLucyShow1 @IndianaGPA My hubby says 1, which is the appropriate one.

Which body type would you choose?

Left behind in Kabul. Alone. He waited 47 days. K-9 Chaos was not a dog who did his job. He was a dog who had DECIDED, completely, permanently, without reservation, that Lieutenant Marcus Webb was coming back for him. No matter how long it took. At Hamid Karzai International Airport, Kabul, on the morning of August 30th, 2021, a three-year-old Belgian Malinois sat in an empty aircraft hangar. The last American plane had left six hours ago. The evacuation was over. Chaos had been left behind. Not intentionally. The chaos of the withdrawal. The panic. The rush. Webb had been separated from Chaos during the final evacuation. Put on a different plane. Told Chaos would be on the next flight. There was no next flight. Chaos survived the first day alone. Waiting at the hangar where Webb had left him. Chaos survived the first week. Scavenging food from abandoned military supplies. Chaos survived 47 days in Taliban-controlled Kabul. Alone. Hiding. Waiting. Because Chaos survived on the belief that Webb wouldn't leave him forever. Back in the United States, Webb was losing his mind. Filed reports. Called congressmen. Contacted rescue organizations. Went on the news. "I left my dog in Afghanistan," he said on CNN, his voice breaking. "I left my brother. And I'm going to get him back." The military said it was impossible. Kabul had fallen. Taliban controlled the airport. No way to extract a dog. Webb didn't care about impossible. He contacted Pineapple Express, a veteran-run extraction operation. Gave them Chaos's last known location. Sent photos. Videos. Anything that could help. For 47 days, Webb didn't sleep. Didn't eat properly. Just waited for news. On October 16th, 2021, his phone rang. "We found him," the voice said. "We found Chaos." A rescue team had infiltrated Kabul. Used Webb's intel. Found Chaos still at the hangar. Still waiting. Forty-seven days later. Chaos was emaciated. Dehydrated. Traumatized. But alive. The extraction took three days. Smuggling Chaos out of Taliban-controlled territory. Through checkpoints. Through danger. But they got him out. On October 19th, 2021, Chaos landed at Dulles International Airport. Webb was waiting on the tarmac. When they opened the crate, Chaos didn't move. Stared at Webb like he was seeing a ghost. "It's me, brother," Webb said, kneeling down. "I came back. I promised I'd come back." Chaos stepped out slowly. Walked to Webb. Collapsed into his arms. The reunion video went viral. Seventeen million views in three days. But what people didn't see was what happened after. For six months, Chaos wouldn't sleep unless Webb was in the room. Wouldn't eat unless Webb fed him. Wouldn't go outside unless Webb went first. "He's terrified I'll leave him again," Webb said in an interview. "And I don't blame him. I left him once. In the worst place. At the worst time. He waited 47 days for me. And I'll spend the rest of my life making sure he knows I'm never leaving again." Three years later, Chaos still sleeps with his head on Webb's chest. Still follows him everywhere. Still making sure Webb doesn't disappear. K-9 Chaos. Survived 47 days alone in Kabul. Extracted by heroes. Reunited with his handler. Home. facebook.com/share/1HLX9dCv… #LostAndFound #doglover #seniordogs #animalwelfare #militarydog #k9hero #dogrescue #Kabul #47Days #LeftBehind #BroughtHome

@BChubby6 @shoveitjack You really do not want to know and I'm saying this as a woman.

@shoveitjack Where? I feel so left out. It reminds me of when I was a kid.

When I take a few hours off of Twitter and come back to see everyone talking about fish heads, sweater cannons, and vaginal bacteria...

@bryan_johnson You are a vile disgusting excuse for a human. If your wife likes this shit you are posting, ditto for her as well.

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@WildlyLiberal @jonfavs So you are voting for a real Nazi, got it

@jonfavs I GENUINELY don't care what kind of person he is I want to fucking get rid of Susan Collins and nothing else has worked. I. DO. NOT. CARE. I. WANT. TO. WIN.

Graham Platner isn’t just our best and only chance to beat Susan Collins, he’s a good, decent man who’s struggled and grown and is always trying to do better. I hope everyone with reservations takes a little time to get to know the real life version of him, not what the algorithm throws in our faces. Clearly, that’s what so many people in Maine have done - from all different walks of life and political persuasions.