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There's not enough oil under the North Sea to affect oil prices... ...But there's enough to destroy the climate. ??

@ZubyMusic @KonstantinKisin I think there’s gonna be an unsettling and difficult rebalance of power over the next three years, but it will fall in the favour of the masses not the elites.

Every Western country and city needs to adopt tough on crime policies. Zero tolerance for theft and violent crime. This is so obvious, yet there is so much resistance.

@BarackObama @NASA 🤣🤣🤣

It was inspiring to watch the Artemis II launch yesterday — @NASA’s first crewed mission around the moon since 1972. Our space program has always captured an essential part of what it means to reach beyond what we thought was possible, and I hope the four brave astronauts on this mission will inspire a new generation to follow in their footsteps.

@blythie7 @GSGB01 Hmm - wasn’t much of a successor was he. Maybe pass the mantle onto William & Kate and try and save the tattered reputation of our monarchy.

@Janus999999 @GSGB01 He’s the King of UK and The Commonwealth. What do you mean who? 🤣

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@SkyNews @SkyNewsThomas Give our regards to Mr Spoon!!

The Artemis management team has given the green light for a critical burn that will push the Orion capsule towards the moon. Science correspondent @SkyNewsThomas explains the next steps for Artemis II and what we should look out for trib.al/0TlqKO5 📺 Sky 501

@RichardWellings 🤣🤣🤣

Major UK-based airlines say they have between five and six weeks of supplies before their fuel reserves begin to run short. This will not only affect travel, but also prices in the shops due to the impact on air freight. cityam.com/airlines-face-…

@GBNEWS Experts say 3 months to expand production so who’s this bloke?

'Nobody's going to be getting any oil or revenues out of that for many years to come!' Founder of E3G Tom Burke, says the UK drilling in the North Sea will not make any difference to reduce energy bills. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

@itvnews @ITVJoel Hope he goes bust.

New - Boss of Ryanair says the airline will have to cancel "5 - 10% of flights through May, June and July" if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Michael O'Leary tells @ITVJoel people should book flights for the summer "as quickly as [they] can" to avoid rising airfares.

@osintPk @Markmaycott2 Surely all private jets are grounded - step 1.

🚨 EUROPE STARTS ENERGY CURFEW🚨 Europe has officially started energy curfews. After a major meeting of 40 countries, some cities in Germany and the UK have announced they will cut power to businesses at certain times and limit energy use at night. Neon signs are turned off, and half of the streetlights have been shut down. Large factories are being told to stop using heavy machines during the busiest times of the day. The European Union is trying hard to save its remaining fuel. WELCOME TO DARK AGES

@KonstantinKisin April fools / obviously

Delighted to announce I have accepted a position as lead speechwriter and PR advisor to the greatest Prime Minister in British history, Sir Keir Starmer. Together, we will continue to rebuild our country's military and ensure Britain's energy security in a turbulent world.

@GBNEWS Who?

BREAKING: Buckingham Palace confirms King Charles will NOT issue Easter message this year gbnews.com/royal/buckingh…

@garethicke Scaremongering headline, to find out it’s 30 minute flights to Cornwall.

So it begins.

@default_human_ @liz_churchill10 🤣 so much for artificial intelligence

@Janus999999 @liz_churchill10 It's not - it's old!

Britains swarm Keir Starmer screaming “PEDO PROTECTOR” and “TRAITOR” right in his terrified face. This grooming-gang-enabling Asshole sold out British children and flooded Britain with rapists…now the people fucking hate him. Starmer’s finished.

@ESpeaksFreely Don’t know where you live but forecourts are fine in my area. No queues or shortages. Just high prices. Which makes sense as the UK gets minimal oil from the Middle East.

Went in to pay for petrol, I’ve just been advised to not do long journeys if possible, and to ensure that when filling up for a journey, to make sure to have enough to get back, as you can now not rely on other stations in unfamiliar areas to have fuel. Lady in front of me in the queue says she was turned away from the Tesco garage because they had SOLD OUT! Queues for garages are spilling out onto main streets, and if you can get fuel, it’ll now cost an arm and a leg. Meanwhile, Starmer was directly asked today if we should start preparing for shortages of any kind, and of course he acted as if there is nothing going on.

@default_human_ @liz_churchill10 x.com/grok/status/20…

@liz_churchill10 It’s an old video you fucking mongos

@LimitlesCobz @ClareCraigPath 20% oil affected. Less the oil to China and India which is being let through which is half of that. So 90% of oil is unaffected. Let THAT sink in.

🚨 THE EU JUST ISSUED ENERGY LOCKDOWNS AND NOBODY IS CALLING IT WHAT IT IS The European Commission is urging Europeans to work from home, drive less, and fly less because of the Gulf conflict. EU Energy Commissioner Dan Jørgensen says this crisis won't end even if the war ends tomorrow. Read that again. "Even if peace is established tomorrow, we will not return to normal." 💀 This means the EU is permanently screwed. Not temporarily. 💀 No immediate supply shortages yet — but diesel and jet fuel are already under pressure. 💀 Global gas markets facing "increasing constraints." Electricity prices surging. 💀 26 of 27 EU member states are currently under infringement proceedings for failing to implement electricity market rules. 💀 Europe's grid is so outdated it can't even handle the renewables they already built — 120 GW of clean energy projects are at risk of being STRANDED. ⚠️ But here's what EU Energy Commissioner Jørgensen is NOT telling you: The EU had cheap Russian energy. They chose to refuse it. The EU had nuclear. They chose to phase it out. Germany shut down its last nuclear plants in 2023. Seven EU countries still actively BLOCK nuclear alternatives in energy law. They replaced reliable energy with ideology. And now they're out of options. Here's the logic chain: → EU kills Russian gas imports → EU kills nuclear power → EU builds renewables on an outdated grid that can't connect them → Gulf conflict hits — no buffer, no options, no plan → Solution: behavioral control. Tell citizens to drive less, fly less, work from home. Do you understand what that means? They're showing you: "Gulf conflict triggers energy emergency." They're NOT showing you: EU politicians spent years building the most fragile, ideology-driven, unresiliently f*cked energy system in modern history. This isn't a Gulf conflict problem. This is a European political failure dressed up as an act of God. COVID lockdowns told you to stay home. Energy lockdowns are telling you to stay home. Same instruction. Different excuse. Both times — the crisis was real. The cause was manufactured by the same class of people. This is the most predictable energy catastrophe since the 1970s oil embargo — except this time, Europe did it to themselves.

@nicrypto Err, UK gets minimal jet fuel from the Middle East so “the last one” don’t mean much. Scaremongering much?

The last tanker of jet fuel from the Middle East to the UK arrives Thursday. After that: Nothing. Worth noting that the UK normally has 8 Middle Eastern jet fuel cargoes in transit at any time. Now, this is the last one. Jet fuel prices are already double pre-war levels & industry experts say airlines will start feeling the squeeze by end of April. The government says "book your summer holidays as normal." That advice is going to age very badly.

@POLITICOEurope @Markmaycott2 At last we can ground all wasteful private jets, get rid of first class and make all seats economy, temporarily ban all cars over 2litre engines. Restrict electricity to mansions, so as not to heat swimming pools etc. How’s that for starters?

🚨 BREAKING: The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf. Full story: politico.eu/article/europe…

@GBNEWS Just as well most of our jet fuel doesn’t come from the Middle East. This may well be the last shipment from Saudi, but it’s not an issue. Stop all private jet use and it won’t impact anybody.

Keir Starmer to hold emergency Cobra meeting in HOURS as UK's 'last shipment' of jet fuel approaches gbnews.com/politics/keir-…