Jared

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Hi Twitter. I need your help. A few years ago, I had a freak accident that sent me into catastrophic kidney failure. I've been struggling to find a kidney donor ever since. I'm in dire need of a type O+/- kidney and ask that you please share my story. #kidneyfordevon 🧵👇

Vicki St. Elmo : I thought you were dead. MacGruber : So did I, but I'm not.

The power of brand voice and air quotes here is next-level. Am I the only one reading this in full Dr. Evil voice?

@silentpost God. Read the room, Bruder.

@gleason___ These are so rad, Jordyn!

Entered this bb alphabet into a couple competitions

@50thAndWirsing Sad that David Spade didn’t reprise the role, but so glad Joe Dirt 3 finally made it to Netflix.

Imagine a meth head opening up a big cat zoo. Yes it’s as amazing as it sounds.

@erod04 Heck yeah I do! @erod04 we were some of the proud few who did that before they closed the whole Zorb ride down for gross negligence.

@pjbeardsley youtube.com/watch?v=1rFlv7…

@erod04 You can also wear it this October and be the Coronavirus.

@50thAndWirsing Yessss! Just put in my order and can't wait to sauce my meat.

@JaredLaham Zanders-foods.com apologies for the default template, we’re working on it!!

My 4-year-old just began starting his sentences with the word "actually". Clearly, a promising future in UX awaits him.

When you wanna wish your Creative team #HappyVDay but your approach is "weird flex, but okay".

@50thAndWirsing Hellz yeah — that would be amazing! Tommy, Did I see you have a sauce side hustle? How can I order a bottle. I need this in my life!

@JaredLaham Texas is great! Hit me up if you’re ever in Dallas. Also there’s a guy here that has the same ride as you and I think about it everytime I walk by it.

@50thAndWirsing Tommy, the little dude is getting huge. He is going to dunk on me really soon. How's life down south treating you?

@JaredLaham Little man is 4 now?!?!!!

Have you heard? All gone by 2029: 1. 50% of bird species 2. 50% of East Himalayan glaciers 3. 90% of tropical forests 4. 90% of freshwater animals 5. 90% of coral reefs 6. 90% of mangrove forests 7. 99% of Arctic summer sea ice One tweet's worth a million newspaper front pages.

@gern_bIanston Absolute Aces 👏

@silentpost So basically your bathrooms are Fyre Festival.

@lostlustsupply Sometimes you just need to make it happen. #tripolipizza #bethechangeyouseek Now to work on a Lil's Crueller or Warren's salad bar plate next...

New @lostlustsupply enamel pin on the ruck. The calling for a Tripoli’s rectangular pizza pin has never been louder.