Jason Cooke

@AnthonyCumia C’mon, Christmas Vacation is a holiday classic!

Aside from the original Vacation and his relatively small role in Caddy Shack, everything else Chevy has done was absolute garbage.

@TaraBull808 Randy

What's a good name for him?

@AnthonyCumia My dogs have destroyed every single bed so far. You must have a dog that respects his bed.

He won’t outgrow this one anytime soon. 👍🏻

@AnthonyCumia Adorable!

Another night out on the town. He gets so worn out with the people petting him. Getting bigger by the day.

Hey @aof_official, Matilda is locked into Sans Soleil! #music

@Max_Kerman Max, no Ottawa?

So thrilled to announce TRY HARD release week dates. Each will be different, but trust: I’ll be trying stuff. Can I try stuff with you? Get your tix now (purchase of the book gets you through the door). Try Hard: Creative Work In Progress drops April 22. maxkerman.com

@Uber_Support Hi there. As per instructions I received via DM a few days ago I went ahead and d deactivated my account. Earlier this evening I received an email confirming I was auto charged for #uberone. Please rectify immediately and stop stealing #CustomerService #food #DELIVERY

@JasonCookePhD We've been in touch via DM. If you have any questions, please let us know by replying to that message.

Baked fresh crack pep mac and cheese from Matheson Food Company as a side dish for turkey #Thanksgiving dinner? I think so! @mattymatheson

Hey @Bell_Support how is it that I am blocked from adding channels on my an online account?

@flea333 Favourite song?

I love Bruce Springsteen

@pjtourkid @PearlJam Nice! I haven’t seen this guitar before…

These are the only two photos I took at ⁦@PearlJam⁩ Baltimore. Once again, way too busy getting down to snap pics. This was Can’t Keep…

@ThatKevinSmith @RioTheatre Any other stops in Canada?

CANADA! I’m on my way up to VANCOUVER for the Canadian premiere of THE 4:30 MOVIE! Wanna watch my latest flick with me at the @RioTheatre TONIGHT and then ask me stuff about it/gimme shit afterwards? Grab a ticket here: riotheatretickets.ca/events/31757-t…

Awesome seeing @tomgreenlive at Yuk Yuk’s #Ottawa laser night, where he previewed some new music he is working on, including a song called “The Gambler” #comedy #yukyuks

@AskeBay Ok done.

Morning @StarbucksCanada - walked into an empty store on Baseline in #Ottawa and had to walk out after 5 mins because the 6 staff working were actively ignoring me. Do better. #CoffeeLovers #coffee #starbucks #CustomerFeedback #CustomerService

@gunsnrosesgirl3 That bear needs a nail clipping

Casually giving the bear a shower 🧸 twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

@TweeetsOfDogs Stash

Newest member of the family, adopted from shelter! Any suggestions for a name?

@ByScottCullen Surprised by this tbh.

Thursday NHL win probability: 🏒🥅🚨

@DougStanhope this is my dog named Doug #Douglas

Getting ready to watch the @DallasStars #TexasHockey