Jayson Lykins

@CorpseKings Just “x”, no one knows his name, only the brand he leaves on each person he executes…

What's a Creepy Name for a Werewolf Executioner? 😱

@MrBeast Exactly 1 like

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@teej_dv did you hear the one about the street racer that sold his soul to the devil to make the perfect operating system? he was cursed and became a werewolf… it was a case of The Faust And The Furry OS

@OldHollowTree @southside_mafs They are living out 2 Timothy 3:1-5… specifically verse 5

@southside_mafs You are a fish unaware of the water in which he swims, so seeped in the good morality cultivated by the western Christian tradition that he has the luxury of being unaware.

I repeat if you need religion to have morals you’re a bad person.

the goblin article is so funny openai.com/index/where-th…

@typecraft_dev Won the lottery I see…

I now have RAM. So I'll have to lay low. Please respect me and my family's privacy. Thank you for your attention to this matter

@jamesperkins @theo When you’re running a hackathon but have to sing “Take on me” at 9

I refuse to update the picture of @theo on the Unkey website. I don't care what haircut or color he gets.

@CorpseKings Ohhh… “have me for dinner”… I get it now…

What's the last thing you think before the Hag closes up the cooking pot on you? 🧙‍♀️

@NapoleonBonabot Choosing blue is just forced charity. I do this every year with my taxes except I have to choose blue or I go to jail.

>Red: guaranteed survival >Blue: survival only if enough people press blue Am I losing my mind? Why do so many people see blue as the favorable option?

@techbromemes Well I doubt I will be retiring, so nothing will stop me from coding like this when I’m 80…

Why not pull some strings and pick up a copy of Corpse Kings today? It's only $9.95! 👑 drivethrurpg.com/en/product/454…

…. And sometimes we are like this…

Sometimes we feel like this…

@theo @JetBlue You could always do a roadtrip. Builds character and you could rent a cool bus

Spent over $10k flying my team out on @JetBlue and they didn’t bother putting our bags on the plane. They had our bags over an hour before boarding. I recommend flying literally any other airline.

@FrancescoCiull4 @theo It’s like he’s one of the sleeper agents from The Bourne Identity

Just updated to the latest @theo model. Build is stable, no breaking changes found (yet). Is this the best Theo's model so far?

don’t try the new deepseek model

@Marky_X_ Wow… I wasn’t gonna say monopoly… I was going to say “like mono-blue magic commander de-“

"you're into board games? Like mono-"

@CorpseKings Protoking Anservious RotBlood, the 23rd Recursive Antimagon…

What's a cool name for an Ancient Lich who has a penchant for the Dramatic? 🎭

He was one of the few that survived the quake-lichen attack. Found buried under a pile of glimmering rubble, a large rare ichorstone, imbued with ancient river magic, had broken in half and sliced him from left shoulder to right hip. Alive, but barely, the ichorstone imprinted itself in the wound, sealing off any future damage. Impressed with the resolve and drive to save his people, the high dwarf king challenged the engineers, blacksmiths and dark mages to create magical armor that fused with the ichor scar. His left arm, and lower half made of deep magic, copper gears, and pure dwarven plate steel. He stands ready, waiting for a second round... Waiting for that familiar green ember of the quake-lichen...

Why was this Dwarven Warrior awarded this Magical Armor? (Sneak Peek of my eventual High Fantasy TTRPG) 👑