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@AngelaRayner Is this why you’re in favour of allowing 16 year olds to vote?

Reform UK would destroy our NHS, and make working people pay the price with an American-style insurance system. Vote Labour on 7th May 🌹

@LevatterRoss @CaptKylePatriot Zip it up when your done mate

@CaptKylePatriot He’s the richest man in the world. Yet every time I drive my Tesla using FSD I feel I should send him more money. Like Bezos, he has greatly improved life for hundreds of millions yet he’s received only a small fraction of the benefits he has brought to others.

Elon's Face changed when he realized...

@LoyalBlue72 @Mappy6984 Play on

@Mappy6984 That’s a foul and a yellow for any Americans out there .

He will remember that for the rest of his life.

@HACKETTREF Sky showed the slowed down replays about 20 times while VAR made a decision. Not once did could they say it definitely hit his hand. Only 20 minutes later in a zoomed in view could you say it may have brushed his fingers.

The law states that you cannot score a goal with your hand even if considered accidental.

@AlexKni14175220 @stokedsport Because he beat a load of Americans

@stokedsport Why isn’t Joe Calzaghe there? He was undefeated

Best boxers of all time! Who is missing and who shouldn't be on the list?

@secondtierpod Sounds nothing like the A-Team theme tune

Ed Sheeran in the Ipswich dressing room, singing The A-Team 🤣 What is going on haha

@TheGriftReport Flip flops and white socks should have sent their spidey senses tingling from the get go.

Dine-dashers who ran up a £540 bill at a steakhouse and then legged it without paying are being hunted by police. A group of people enjoyed a slap-up meal at Miller & Carter in Kettering on April 6 between 5pm and 7.10pm before calmly walking out leaving the £539.70 tab unpaid. Northamptonshire Police have now released CCTV images of the suspects and are appealing for anyone who recognises them to come forward. It’s the second time in weeks the same branch has been hit by dine-and-dashers. Anyone with information should call police on 101 quoting incident number 26000213409.

@PaxonTam @TheAthleticFC The same as buying a cheap shirt from China?

@TheAthleticFC The money goes to organised crime creating misery through drugs.

The leader of an illegal streaming gang sentenced to 11 years in prison will face a further 10 years behind bars if he does not return £2.35million within the next three months. Mark Gould - who was convicted of providing pirated Premier League streams via the Flawless service in 2023 - was ordered to forfeit the proceeds of the operation via a confiscation order issued by Derby Crown Court earlier this week. The pirate organisation - which had 30 employees and generated 50,000 customers - made in excess of £7m in five years and investigations have continued since the initial sentencing. More from Adam Leventhal bit.ly/4dnAlw7

@Artemisfornow You get what you vote for 🤷‍♂️

Words cannot describe how bad this is🤡 This is the Deputy Mayor of London for crime and policing, salary £148,000 a year. Her job is to oversee the police, deliver the crime plan & cut crime. I’m not even joking!

@SusieM414141 Who the hell wants to drink beer out of a plastic glass in a pub?

I just don’t get it. Can somebody smarter than me please explain? Please and thank you!

@Stiff_FC @talkSPORT He won’t be alone

@talkSPORT I reckon Jordan can’t stand Keown. Always feels the need to dunk on him 🤣🤣🤣

🤦‍♂️ "Martin will only see things from one perspective!" 😡 "To suggest because you kick a ball that you have more character than the ref is relatively insulting!" Simon Jordan hits back at Gerrard and Keown for their criticism of the referee during Atleti vs #AFC! 😡

@AnthonyTeasdale Joe Mangle takes him no probsth

Let's get this straight: the hardest bloke in Neighbours was Lou Carpenter. He would have battered Jim Robinson, Paul Robinson, Gail, Mr Udagawa – and any other sap associated with Home James. Don't @ me, I'm right.

@lwijshs @ftbl_george @karelprince_ He’s on about Tottenham, you can find the rest out for yourself

@ftbl_george @karelprince_ Et quelle est la moyenne de classement des adversaires de ce 18 eme ? Le psg a joué que des qualifiés dans le top 8 ou 16

PSG could be an extreme example to the rule but do I think the top premier league teams should be able to rest players and still win against a good third of the league.

@EzequielZu64976 @DiegoArchives We know

@DiegoArchives el pelado que traduce es Ardiles me parece, campeón del mundo en el 78 y jugó en el Tottenham en los 80

El día que Maradona le aconsejo a Kane como definir diciéndole que empiece a definir al primer palo

@DeadlineDayLive @MailSport What he wants and reality are 2 different things

🚨 André Onana wants to revive his career at Manchester United after his loan spell at Trabzonspor. 🔴 🧤 The 29-year-old is determined to return to the club in the summer and compete for the No.1 spot with Senne Lammens next season. (Source: @MailSport)

@MarkVanMan72 @McDscrote @FA You seem to know a lot on the subject. So they didn’t have an extension agreed?

@McDscrote @FA They knew at the start of the season that the ground had to be step 4 compliant by march 31st.

Great work @FA. Penalise small clubs but Man City/Chelsea you fire away. You’re not fit for purpose. 🤦‍♂️🙄🤬

@mattitude_29 @DaveStacey47344 @SouthernLeague1 Sounds like they had an extension which was withdrawn. Smacks of old boys club to me.

@DaveStacey47344 @SouthernLeague1 Sounds like they are just going by the rules. Portishead missed the deadline to make improvements

🔴STATEMENT | The Southern League wishes to provide a further update following the statement issued on the Division 1 South play-offs The appeal concerning a regulatory matter has been concluded. The play offs will be: Malvern Town v Bishops Cleeve Winchester City v Shaftesbury

@DeadlineDayLive Didn’t do Ian Rush any harm

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo STOPPED drinking milk on the advice of his former personal chef Giorgio Barone, who opened up on the decision. 🗣️ “We humans are the only animals that drink the milk of other animals. No other animal drinks milk after three months. So no milk—it doesn't exist in nature. Only human beings keep drinking milk until they're 30, 40, 50, 60 years old and, in my opinion, THAT'S WRONG. We nurse from our mothers, like dogs, wolves, cows, and donkeys. That's normal. After childhood, it's not normal. IT GOES AGAINST NATURE.” Ronaldo’s hydration now consists of mineral water, natural juices, sugar-free isotonic drinks, and coffee in the morning. ⚠️⛔️🥛 (Source: @TheSun)

@_sHx_ @The_Forty_Four You don’t know the rules do you mate?

@The_Forty_Four As an aside, the game was in play while the keeper was holding the ball in his hand for a kick. Instead of turning his back, the opposition player could have knocked the ball off his hand with his head or knee and scored an easy goal.

This isn’t even the keepers first rodeo😂😂😂

@GW12215049 @RSage1987 Didn’t just beat Malvern but embarrassed them. All with 10 men!

@RSage1987 Spot on. Beat 2nd and 1st in the league the last 2 games of season to finish runners up. Smashed it and been a superb season regardless of Mondays decision

Irrelevant to what happens, they can’t take runners up away from us 🤝up the posset 🤩