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@NormOrnstein I wasn’t commenting on whether the Doctors should have been asking questions like this or not. It was just a story - maybe people could lighten up a bit and not look for arguments and opportunities to belittle others.

@NormOrnstein My 95 year old Aunt was asked questions like this. She didn’t like it. She was a Land Girl in the UK during WWII. So, she stared the Doctor down and asked “Can you milk a cow? No? Well I can, so stop asking such bl**dy stupid questions”. I want to grow old with this attitude!

Last year, while visiting my son in LA, I got an ear infection. Went to the MinuteClinic. The nurse practitioner said to me, "I am going to give you five words, and will ask you after I ask questions if you can remember them." 1

@anon_opin When I was a student in the late 80’s we used to buy our Thunderbirds from Booths in Scotforth, Lancaster. It was like a Londis then - Booths as a brand has come a LONG way since then!!

Snobs who look down on the North because we don't have Waitrose forget to mention that we have Booths instead, which is a far superior supermarket.

@MyArrse Karma is a bitch ain’t it 😂

Wayne Couzens ‘petrified to leave cell’ saying he will be next after Ian Huntley dies. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

@symplyDAPO He learned that from Princess Diana

This has to be one of the greatest ANTI-PAPARAZZI of all time.😂😂 Back in 2007, right when Harry Potter fame was at its peak, Daniel Radcliffe got fed up with paparazzi camping outside the theater every night during his Equus run in London. So he pulled off one of the most low-key savage moves ever: he wore the exact same leather jacket, jeans, hat, and shirt basically every single day for months (he later said around 3-4 months in interviews, though the legend says six). Paps would snap hundreds of pics... but they all looked identical. Same outfit, same vibe, same everything. Tabloids couldn't sell "new" shots because it just looked like the same damn day over and over. Photos became worthless. He basically turned himself into unusable content and made them give up. Genius petty level: expert. Who's the real wizard here? And yeah, the side-by-side pics of him looking unchanged for weeks are still hilarious.

@elonmusk The First Nation of the British Isles were Celts you muppet

If one is to use the term “First Nations” or “Indigenous Peoples” or “Native Americans” in the Americas and Antipodes, then, in fairness, it should also apply to English, French, Spanish and other such peoples in Europe

@CigsMake @WyreDavies Colin Robinson. He is the energy vampire fro What We Do In The Shadows. That is what he does. We all know a Colin. He’s peak satire

This is who you’re arguing with on the internet

@MasterChefUK It might be on I-player but we don’t all have time to watch it in advance. If you are going to film stuff afterwards and edit it in (hugging after the first part) the fact that the person knocked out is absent is a massive spoiler.

Who will book their place in the knockout round? Find out Friday 20th February at 7:30pm 📺

@HumanityChad Not 1975. She was about 15 in 1975 lol

Princess Diana removes interviewer's mic from the face of the girl as she realised it made her uncomfortable 🫰♥️

@annework7 The late Queen didn’t die at Sandringham.

When Queen Elizabeth died, Prince William left his brother stranded in London and flew and drove Andrew personally to Sandringham. In 2023, Prince William personally drove Andrew the nonce and Kate Middleton to church to try and rehabilitate him. His statement today is nonsense

@baker_girlie Mother Lode not load - and this is a coal mine

@MasculinityAce You still live with you Mum, don’t you?

I am 39. Married 8 years. I learned 4 phrases that de-escalate any argument with my wife in under 60 seconds. Being “right” is less important than being connected. Here are the phrases:

@HardingJ66 It’s not really a proper word.

Wordle 1662. Sad to say that I'm unable to solve today's puzzle. I have O as the second letter but have run out of ideas for the answer... and I'm on Row 3 and can't find any combination of the consonants I have left to make a word.

@JVMonte2 R.E.M at the Ritz and n Manchester in about 1986/87

What band or artist did you see at a tiny venue or a club before they became huge?

@scddevereaux Matt Tebbutt should have shoved his face in that Tiramisu at the end 😂

James Acaster providing a late entrant to TV moment of the year on Saturday Kitchen

Time to scrap Strictly. Utterly embarrassing tonight. Why do they just encourage the audience to scream all the time. It’s terrible!

@MAVERIC68078049 That clip is YEARS ago and it is massively edited ! What is wrong with you!

Princess Beatrice, the elder daughter of Prince andrew. What’s wrong with her ?

@Blairsun15 AI. Totally irresponsible and intrusive. They are children.

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Shall we start week off the right, with a thread of lovely flowers? Yes why not!

@millarmind @LeTour @itvcycling @nedboulting Gutted @LeTour won’t be on ITV4 with you guys next year. So happy I could watch the Ventoux stage with my 86 year-old former cyclist Dad this year. He introduced me to the Tour in the 70’s and he bought the Chateauneuf du Pape we shared on Tuesday!

And like that, another chapter ends… it’s been a great privilege to be part of the same team who got me into @LeTour 33 years ago during my summer holidays in the UK. @itvcycling - thank you. Best thing? Last day was my boys first day seeing what I do, or used to. Thanks Ned. ❤️