Jeff C. Stevenson

@iamthecritic Or just do it anonymously

The lesson for today - do NOT fuck with Tabitha King. She is my hero, and her response is golden - go to her husband's timeline to read it.

@mattgaetz @MichaelCohen212 What a sad man you must be.

@myleftfang Typing up your results now, Ollie. --Alan.

I’VE JUST BEEN TO THE V.E.T TO HAVE MY CALCIUM LEVELS CHECKED & THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO SEDATE ME TO TAKE BLOOD!! I WAS A REALLY GOOD GIRL & DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO BITE ANYONE! WAITING FOR THE RESULTS.

@myleftfang @marla_redd DID YOU...PUSH HIM??

@marla_redd NO I DID NOT!!! #Libel

MY DAD’S HURT HIS ANKLE!! LUCKILY IT’S HIS LEFT ONE & LIMPY LEFT LEGS WAS MY SPECIALIST SUBJECT AT THE NURSEYVERSITY!! #UniformPlease

@myleftfang Best to lay on the middle of the floor in case he needs anything. Then he can just holler for what he needs.

@myleftfang Me too. --Alan.

SUNNING ME TOESIES!

@katalin_pota @JStein_WaPo Nope he lost—facts are facts

@JeffCStevenson @JStein_WaPo Who’s Trunp? By the way Bernie didn’t lose, he was robbed.

@BiasedGirl The cast and crew were all hired for the Conners which I think was renewed,

@idiotropical @emayfarris Who are women to watch who haven’t declare an intent to run for President?

@JeffCStevenson @emayfarris Why are all the Dems to watch white men? Do you really believe there are no other qualified women or people of color who haven't declared yet? White men are 30% of the US population. Let's remember that when we instinctively insist that they constitute 90% of those in power.

@Scream_Factory Wasn’t underrated — it bombed in the box office. Big difference.

We've got rats here at Scream Factory! Crispin Glover stars in the underrated 2003 remake of WILLARD, out on Blu-ray this month for the first time featuring a big nest of extras. More details @ shoutfactory.com/product/willar…

@barbaracrampton But don’t go upstairs!

Holy sh*t! Let’s party at MA’s!

@seanhannity NO WALL FOR YOU!

@Markgatiss But no Halloween without Black Christmas. Great documentary!

@JeffCStevenson Nor countless other gems. Otherwise it would have been me sitting in a chair reading out a list.

@Markgatiss Really liked HISTORY OF HORROR---but no mention of Bob Clark's BLACK CHRISTMAS???!!!

@BDisgusting It’s all on YouTube

Search Has Begun for Lost, Never Before Seen Footage from ‘Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers’ bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3546112/…

@TruckerS63 @AOC @Rosie Be best.

So @AOC wants to get rid of all cows, how bout we start with @Rosie O’Donnell

@myleftfang Huh? --Alan

SUNDAY. SMUSHIN. #SundaySmushing

@Outpost31lv @FreddyInSpace Exorcist, Poltergeist. Amiityville Horror, etc—alll fake.not sure of the point of the documentary.