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@AndrewMarchand Mark Jones is no longer in the house.

🏀📺NEW: Mark Jones done at ESPN after more than three decades, The Athletic has learned. nytimes.com/athletic/71863…

NEWS: NBA play-by-player Mark Jones' last broadcast with ESPN will be this Sunday, The Athletic has learned. He has been with ESPN since 1990.

Let’s go Canes! And thanks @marcuslemonis ! #winmarcustickets

@DavidSpade David, any interest in playing a round of golf in Fort Myers before your show on Friday? We have a couple good clubs that did survive the latest storm, and I’d be honored to have you as a guest. Thanks!

Tour dates are locked in for Florida this week! Denver gets a special taping on October 11—mark the iCal!

@JRTheHandler JR… sent you a message through Instagram… talking golf while you guys are in SW Florida Friday. Feel free to message me. Thanks!

@RahmEmanuel @USAmbJapan Hello Ambassador. My wife and I just arrived from Florida, I will run the #tokyomarathon Sunday. I’ve never considered this, as this is one of my few visits to a national capital, but wondering if we could meet you & visit the Embassy? Long shot? Thanks!

@mikeseidel @weatherchannel @StephanieAbrams Where was Mike Seidel reporting from? What building on the Caloosahatchee?

Winds 56 MPH gusting to 84 MPH; as we take the eye wall of #Ian this afternoon winds will gust over 100 MPH with a storm surge of 12-18'. We're live on @weatherchannel long with @StephanieAbrams in Englewood. #hurricaneian #tropics

@David_Bohr @Troc2577 @ChrisVanBueller @Super70sSports Don’t forget the mighty New Jersey Generals.

@Troc2577 @ChrisVanBueller @Super70sSports Walker became the first player in NFL history with a 90-plus TD rushing, receiving and returning for the Eagles in 94. Had a few good years in Philly, unfortunately only one good season for the team itself.

Give me your best “I forgot he played for that team” guy. I’ll start us off with Rays legend Dwight Gooden.

@Super70sSports Followed by “Murder…………………………………… She Wrote.” - Pat Summerall

“Alright, kids, football’s over and you’ve got school tomorrow. I’m Mike Wallace, eat shit.”

@Avis I am very disappointed in my rental. I had 2 emergency car swaps in 7 days, was overcharged at drop off today, and very upset. Calling customer service and waiting for an hour-plus is no help. Please respond for the best way to immediately resolve.

@TUIBelgie I live in the USA and I am trying to purchase a one-way ticket from Brussels to Miami. However, my payment is being refused every time. Can someone assist? Ma paiement est refusé. est-il possible d'obtenir de l'aide? Merci

@SamsungSupport I am a longtime fan of your product, but one experience with a faulty 4-month-old 70” TV is changing that. It’s defective, it needs to be replaced. But I still have to wait a week for a tech to tell me that. Then, I get your survey in Spanish when I don’t speak it

@nycmarathon @nyrr I’m really having no luck with your website right now trying to register for the #NYCMarathon. Should I just try back to tomorrow? Race is going into my cart, but not letting me check out. Also, I can purchase an #nyrr membership.

@MisterRational @Super70sSports Annnd Doctor. Did we miss anyone?

@Super70sSports Doctor. Doctor. Doctor doctor.

Spies Like Us is rated 32% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Fuck the rest of you, you don’t deserve Emmett Fitz-Hume and Austin Millbarge.

@Super70sSports Both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases, and have their dispute settled here, in our forum.

Perhaps the greatest arbiter of justice this fine nation has ever known …

I know @united, you’re having a bad week. I’ll add to it. 2 flights - @EWRairport to @RSWAirport - scheduled PM on 1 Jan - Flt 239 at 9:15; Flt 2331 at 9:45. How does the first flight leave AFTER the second one? 1) Delay on 1st class catering? 2) Bags weren’t loaded? Not good.

@ComedyCentral @AnaGasteyer @TheRealDratch Please, please post the clip from A CLÜSTERFÜNKE CHRISTMAS of the Fruitcake Cornhole competition! I have a friend who played squash at Yale who needs to see that! #ClusterfunkeChristmas

@Topgolf ready to book my kids party at the new Fort Myers location, but your party booking site is not working. It asks for you for a location, but the box goes away when you try to type something. playtopgolf.force.com/social/#/?loca…

@billyjoel Does anyone know if a special code or process is necessary for the @AmericanExpress pre-sale? I attempted to buy the pre-sale for the Hollywood, FL event as I am in American Express card holder, but was shut out. Perhaps I missed a time window or a code? @Ticketmaster @AskAmex

Billy Joel is coming to Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Fl on Saturday, March 12, 2022! See more info here: billyjoel.lnk.to/PR_OrlandoTA

@Super70sSports Will you and your crack staff be creating or selling any Professor of Logic at the University of Science tshirts?

@thechrisbarron Listen here, Mr Barron. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you $0.0084 per stream!!!

Spotify is really good at coming up with ways to fuck artists. Watch this video