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Jeffw

@Jeffwni

Jeffw, actor/artist, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. Do you enjoy my stuff? Thanks! consider supporting me: https://t.co/V43InevnPL ;)

Same handle on all socialmedia Katılım Ocak 2010
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Jeffw
Jeffw@Jeffwni·
Please guys, if you do not support racists, bigots, homophobes, transphobes and all the other fuck-up- phobes in this world, as this platform has became, consider migrating to Bluesky
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky
I am going to hand-deliver three copies of my new novel (which is about people who deliver things) to the winners of the below competition. So there you go.
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
@LeeMadgwick I can't get rid of my account on here for sad personal reasons but I try not to use it. I'll promote you more on Bluesky. It is nice for now there.
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Lee Madgwick
Lee Madgwick@LeeMadgwick·
Fast becoming tired and disillusioned with this site. The algorithms, the hate, Musk bots, those fraternising with the unhinged. It’s an absolute shitshow. So here’s a tree.
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Moose Allain Ꙭ@MooseAllain·
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
@almurray Nah, they're not burning anything 😁
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Jason
Jason@NickMotown·
If you’d like the same sort of silly, immature guff but without the relentless ads and frothing, aggressive conspiracy theorists (yet), I am also on the place with the azure overheads.
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Alex Winters@alexwinterstv·
VERY IMPORTANT!! PLEASE REPLY: We are in studio and a member of our crew has just told us that he and his partner DO NOT have their own side of the bed. They sleep on a different side every night. Thoughts please…
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
Checking an old military hat for size, I found a 1959 telegram stashed in the head band. A tiny moment in family history treasured all these years ago
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Mockeree@mockeree·
“I’ve got a dodgy six.”
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
If the p*rn bots could stop liking the same four random replies from years ago that'd be grand, thank you ta'
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
cowards
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
ᴱˡᵒⁿ ᴹᵘˢᵏ ᶦˢ ᵃⁿ ᶦᵈᶦᵒᵗ Pass it on
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
I mean, he just "invented" the toaster droid from Star Wars and the robot from I, Robot… All remote controlled toys for now because of course we're nowhere near this kind of technology, but yeah, the future *sigh*…
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
Every Robotic Expert: … in reality, it is more likely that we'll have hyper specialised robots that will excel at a specific task than able to adequately perform a multitude of complex ones Musk: That's right! Human robots like in the flims!! *foams a bit at the mouth*
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
Me: … so I said "Oh look, it's trumpet time!" then my wife sighed and asked "What do you mean?" so I sang "🎶Two to two!🎶" and that's when— Doctor: Say no more. I can guess how your watch ended up *up there*. Just try to relax and take a deep breath, my gloves are a bit cold
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Jamie Smart
Jamie Smart@jamiesmart·
The new Bunny Vs Monkey hardback comes out on the same day as the Boris Johnson book. I can GUARANTEE my book is funnier, sillier, and less corrosive to national decency 🫡
The Bookseller@thebookseller

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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
@EdGambleComedy Sir Ian McKellen was so impressed by his stay there, he even mentioned them by name on stage.
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Jeffw@Jeffwni·
@EdGambleComedy If you stayed overnight by the way, I really hope you experienced the best that Aber has to offer… which is 20 miles down south of Aber, in Aberaeron at the Harbour Master. The crispy cockles are to die for
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