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Jeffw
@Jeffwni
Jeffw, actor/artist, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. Do you enjoy my stuff? Thanks! consider supporting me: https://t.co/V43InevnPL ;)
Same handle on all socialmedia Katılım Ocak 2010
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I am going to hand-deliver three copies of my new novel (which is about people who deliver things) to the winners of the below competition. So there you go.
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@LeeMadgwick I can't get rid of my account on here for sad personal reasons but I try not to use it. I'll promote you more on Bluesky. It is nice for now there.
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Fast becoming tired and disillusioned with this site. The algorithms, the hate, Musk bots, those fraternising with the unhinged. It’s an absolute shitshow. So here’s a tree.
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the main problem with making your entire existence based on not dying, is that when you inevitably do it will be very, very funny
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
I am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Separate plasma from blood 3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? 🧵
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
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VERY IMPORTANT!!
PLEASE REPLY:
We are in studio and a member of our crew has just told us that he and his partner DO NOT have their own side of the bed. They sleep on a different side every night. Thoughts please…
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Me: … so I said "Oh look, it's trumpet time!" then my wife sighed and asked "What do you mean?" so I sang "🎶Two to two!🎶" and that's when—
Doctor: Say no more. I can guess how your watch ended up *up there*. Just try to relax and take a deep breath, my gloves are a bit cold
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The new Bunny Vs Monkey hardback comes out on the same day as the Boris Johnson book. I can GUARANTEE my book is funnier, sillier, and less corrosive to national decency 🫡
The Bookseller@thebookseller
Tomorrow's Super Thursday sees the release of nearly 1,900 titles, including 457 hardbacks. Find out what titles booksellers are most excited for 👇 #Echobox=1728460748" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thebookseller.com/news/bookselle…
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@EdGambleComedy Sir Ian McKellen was so impressed by his stay there, he even mentioned them by name on stage.
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@EdGambleComedy If you stayed overnight by the way, I really hope you experienced the best that Aber has to offer… which is 20 miles down south of Aber, in Aberaeron at the Harbour Master.
The crispy cockles are to die for
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Well, unsurprisingly, @EdGambleComedy was outstanding!
I really enjoyed the gig despite being a dad of five and being very tired 😁
Jeffw@Jeffwni
Yo! Any of my peep* at the Aber** Comedy Festival this weekend?! *mutuals comedians **Aberystwyth Going to see @EdGambleComedy tonight and was wondering if any of you lovelies were about. 😁
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