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Pat | Catholic | "Literally Ryomen Sukuna" | Stephen Colbert says I exercise "real journalistic due diligence" | I really like Halo.

Katılım Kasım 2014
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New Noise Theologian
New Noise Theologian@halo2mappack·
Halo as a franchise suffers the sort of lack of object permanence you see in AI generated videos. At any moment, Master Chief’s armor and the enemies he’s fighting and the room he’s standing in can look radically different, yet they’re all true. No other series is as bad at this
Promethean 🌲🚄@martian_lore

Halo’s biggest problem, especially post-Bungie, is that it has no artistic vision. Each game is a radical departure from the last. There’s no “Halo aesthetic”. Everything from the Halos to guns to enemies to armour to Cortana to the ships – everything changes from game to game

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@HybridGrizzly Halos 4, 5, and Infinite were all going in separate directions, Infinite's development got canned, and 343 was undergoing some (apparently useless) internal shakeups amidst horrendous PR. CaE being the new move was their shot at lowering the temperature, doing something "safe".
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I think what disappoints me the most about Campaign Evolved is that this was the nuclear options for saving Halo. Like it's been bad for ~15 years, so it makes sense. Scrap it all, start from square 1, remake *everything*, and they immediately fucked it up, it's incredible.
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In the Century of Humiliation, the only good entertainment is literally summoned forth from the void, like palworld and the amazing digital circus. You cannot trust anything a corporation has ever so much as seen before.
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@derelictcountry I'm gonna be honest, I didn't feel a lot of good will being built to start with. All the comments on the "Halo Studios" announcement are just people ripping on it being 343 in a mask
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Jellyfish Rave ن@JellyfishRave·
And given that this is the THIRD release of Halo CE, it's not like they can just close the studio, let Halo rest for 5 years, and give it to another studio—you can't possible sell Halo 1 for a fourth time.
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EggBlunt
EggBlunt@SigmaGooner·
“We asked 100 marines, whats something you do not want to see boarding a Covenant ship?” *LOUD BUZZER* “NAKED PROPHET” “Nak- HUH?”
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@Tishbite7085 @340lb @WiggerMaggot Hyperlethal killborg has never really been his personality. Bro is literally overstimulated in the control room in CE, trolls Cortana in the maw, etc. He starts having aura in Halo 2, but he's always had a personality.
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@TheIgnominiousX @340lb @WiggerMaggot You're not entirely wrong, but that's kind of why it cooks. John is visibly frustrated and struggling to relate to the pilot for literally the entire game. It's fine in its own right, but when Halo 4 was Twilight, and Halo 5 was MCU, I get how it doesn't land for some
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strife
strife@TheIgnominiousX·
@JellyfishRave @340lb @WiggerMaggot "Hello irritating sidekick, did you know that failure makes you human?", said the flawless saviour, who's never actually failed once in these games before, to the mortal man. This scene is one of the series' worst & after three 343 games that's really saying something.
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@340lb @WiggerMaggot Cap, the scene was very good in itself, it just wasn't sandwiched between enough classic Chief to constitute an expansion of the character. It only sucks in the context of 343's multi-generational mishandling of his character.
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Pleonlogos (340lb bench)
Pleonlogos (340lb bench)@340lb·
@WiggerMaggot This scene was a litmus test. If you thought it was good it means you like taking it up the ass and should not go near kids
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@Hikaru_Shidou_ I'm not even kidding, the venn diagram between the Halo divide and the political divide is literally one circle, and I'm extremely fascinated by it
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Hikaru_Shidou 🌲
Hikaru_Shidou 🌲@Hikaru_Shidou_·
I have never seen a right wing 343 fan
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Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛
Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛@ChurchOfMoons·
Call of Duty fans used to call Halo "gaylo" and Halo fans used to make fun of COD for getting worse every year and Star Wars fans used to call Star Trek lame while Trekkies called Star Wars slop and now both sides of both just mourn the Century of Humiliation for all four
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"The locked door was Chekhov's Gun!" How about I tell Jax to shove your amazing digital ass in a locker and we all laugh about it because you're being a nerd
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The Amazing Digital Circus was a total and complete banger because it was real, authentic, and it didn't feel the need to methodically check every box ever created by film critics and the terminally logged in. It made me feel human and therefore it was good. Send tweet.
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