Tim Jenkins

@tsf_podcast Since 2000….UCL- LaLiga 13 EPL 7. UEFA Cup- LaLiga 13 EPL 5. But EPL is the best league on the planet 😂😂😂

LALIGA v the Prem in the UCL last 16: Real Madrid 5-1 Manchester City. Barcelona 8-3 Newcastle. Atletico Madrid 7-5 Tottenham. LALIGA 20-9 Premier League.

@GolfClubAtlas @OCMGolf It was the home of the Aussie Masters (the tradition continues…)

For years, Huntingdale was known more for being the de facto home of the Australian Open than a great golf course, even if it originally has ties to famed British architect C.H. Alison. After the recent @OCMGolf dramatic overhaul, that reputation is no more.

@cmkusher @DrCameronMurray Built around transport hubs, it’s the most effective way to alleviate the supply shortage.

At the risk of being labelled a NIMBY I legitimately don’t understand why anywhere away from the city centre and surrounds (which should be much more dense) needs to have that sort of height unless it is a legitimate new CBD (like Parramatta in Sydney). 6-8 storeys is surely tall enough as you move further away from the centre of the city (not just Melbourne but any city). Some of these heights, should they get built are going to stick out like a sore thumb. abc.net.au/news/2026-03-1…

@Tigers_of_Old @thefrontbar7 Little disappointed you didn’t have, supreme in parentheses after duffel coat. If you know, you know

He used to be pinned to my duffel coat as a kid but apparently this absolute legend is on @thefrontbar7 tonight. 🪩🕺🐯 #MichaelRoach #gotiges

@VinceRugari Needs to keep a few of them in the bank for the WC

Not too many players in world football can score this goal, let alone even try from there lol

@football360au Popa’s comments on Added Time this week are poignant about now

HUGE SOCCEROOS NEWS 🚨🇦🇺 Australia appears to have lost one of its brightest talents, with Adrian Segecic officially changing his allegiance to Croatia with the World Cup on the horizon. Full story: tinyurl.com/7a8hhrbj

@maxrushden @archiert1 @NickyBandini Quick word on the Iranian women who were courageous in their efforts at the Asian Cup, knowing the repercussions ahead. Oh and Happy Bday, Barry “sub 60min half marathon” Glendenning

Tomorrow's Football WEekly Baz, @archiert1 and @NickyBandini Any questions?

@NealGardner_ Recruitment policy has never been Barca’s strength.

It genuinely feels like we’re without a striker at the moment, reminds me of the Suarez days towards the end. Lewandowski looks his age and Ferran is completely out of it. What’s the solution here?

@FTBLsection @smfcmike Brilliant player, fascist club

ALESSANDRO NESTA: “My father worked on the railway, while my mother, Maria Laura, was a housewife. We were a simple family from Collevecchio, a small town in Rieti, Italy. That’s where it all began. The story of a boy whose only dream was to chase a ball. One afternoon in 1984, my father took my older brother, Fernando, to sign up for a football school. I started crying because I felt left out, so my father ended up paying another 30,000 lire to enrol me as well, even though I was only eight years old. A few months later, Roma scout Francesco Rocca contacted us. We didn’t take it very seriously because my whole family supported Lazio. But a few days later we got a real surprise when Roma president Dino Viola turned up at our front door. He placed ten million lire on the table, which was an enormous amount at the time, and said: ‘We want your son at Roma.’ I still remember the look on my father’s face when he replied firmly: ‘My son wearing the giallorossi shirt? Impossible. I’d rather die before that happens.’ I looked at him with the certainty only a child can have and said: ‘I agree with you, dad.’ Later he asked me: ‘Do you want Lazio?’ I answered without hesitation: ‘Yes. It’s my dream.’ I remember the San Basilio training ground, where I was one of 300 children and only nine years old. At first I played in midfield and even tried out on the right wing. But then I had a huge growth spurt, 22 centimetres in a single year, which caused pain in my knees and hips. So they moved me into central defence, and that’s where I truly found my place. In the spring I trained under the strict coach Mimmo Caso. He was extremely demanding, focused on every detail, and tough on both himself and his players. From him I learned how to read space and how to play zonal defence. I owe him a lot. I will never forget the first time I wore the Lazio captain’s armband. Even now I get chills when I think about that moment. My dream was to stay at Lazio forever and continue my career in that sky blue shirt. But football doesn’t always respect feelings. The club needed money and I had to leave. It didn’t end the way I wanted, but the love never faded. Every time I look at the sky and see its colour, I think of Lazio’s colours, and they will always remain in my heart.”

@MikeCarlton01 The fact they even had an audience is more concerning. Appealing to the shallow end of the gene pool

Hands up all those who don’t want to read another word about Jackie O and Fat Boy. Yawn 🥱

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I'm not saying this is about Tottenham, but I'm not saying's it's not.

@Ser_Mage @_Zeets

@_Zeets he said he’d kill for her, nowhere did he say he’d be involved in childcare

Dude has a kid and instantly starts fantasizing about killing people. All these guys think they’re living in some action movie. Just change the diaper, bro.

@MichaelLynchy @TottenhamTiers Hope he has a clause in his contract to return to Elland Rd.

@TottenhamTiers Archie Gray is trying his heart out....

It’s become abundantly clear that not a single #Tottenham player in this squad seems to care whether we stay up or not. The attitude across the squad is unacceptable. If relegation forces a clear-out then it makes the prospect of going down a far less bitter pill to swallow.

@JackPittBrooke @OliverKay Perfect timing for this article. Let’s hope the players read this and take the hint.* *maybe sarcasm** **maybe not

Have we been so consumed with the politics at Spurs this season that we have let the players off the hook? Has that lack of responsibilty contributed to Spurs' struggles? My mea culpa column: nytimes.com/athletic/70863…

@Gatty54 Is it too late to change my first name by deed poll??

Timbecile getting eviscerated in the comments

@CodoBod @osaussiesadam Criticising a (Spanish) manager’s team selection/tactics for a CL final with the resume he has, says a lot about the English mentality and why there has been no elite English manger since…..

@CodoBod @osaussiesadam Is that why Benitez started Harry in Istanbul despite carry an injury? #clueless

It was injuries that stopped him. His first season he was one of the best players.

@TheKouk Did someone take the jam out of Wazza’s doughnut when he was a young buck?

Some economists are utter misery gutses. They are fearful of news of solid GDP growth. They hate low unemployment. They ignore the great news of rising productivity (which is helpful in pushing inflation lower) & rising GDP per capita

@Souster98_YT Loved the debate this comp has created. For me, Harry was in the Giggs and Bale basket of proper ballers. His career is comparable to Owen in that they were unstoppable until injury brought them back to pack.

Harry Kewell - The Wizard of Oz - Leeds 1996-03

@sidlowe Sid, is/was the Spanish equivalent of Harry?