Unity McUnionFace

angry. channel it; don't diffuse it. channeled anger is how we fight back for those we love & for values we hold dear.

Neurodivergent people don’t recharge by sleeping. They recharge by being completely left alone long enough for their nervous system to reset

not to flirt or anything but i would stay up past my bedtime to talk to you

We Aussies deal with world issues a little differently to the rest. 😂😂😂

This Indian woman is totally Roasting the living hell out of Kash Patel and it’s amazing! 😂😂😂😂

A $3.5billion data centre is to built in Makarewa, just outside of Invercargill. It will suck up 220 million litres of water a year, be the 2nd biggest draw on electricity in Aotearoa, and generate one hell of a hum. My #cartoon today #NZpol #DataCentres #Resources #Water

You are living in the Truman Show

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

I read this out in the queue to buy petrol and everyone burst into spontaneous applause. Some people were openly crying for joy.

this is the hardest court sketch i’ve ever seen

It’s insane what that $80B could have done in the real world.

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

OH. FUCK. OFF.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Make a stupid sound when you unplug the straightener or hot tool. Then you can remember unplugging it cause the vocal stim releases dopamine. This is a well known Japanese technique called Shisa Kanko and it totally works!!!!

Offline is the new luxury

Sometimes I finish a book and just sit there, not because I don’t know what to do next, but because I need a moment to return to reality. It’s like part of me is still inside the story and isn’t ready to leave yet.

Trump asked Germany for help. They asked him what 5 plus 4 is. He said 9. The Germans said exactly.

i really love how cats are just like “wow this makes me so happy, i’m now gonna vibrate”

The 30 minutes I give myself to read before bed each night are the best 4 hours of my day.