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İlk kadavra dersi: Tıp öğrencilerinin unutamadığı an.

when your humor has reached such an advanced stage that everyone around you thinks you are retarded

You submit to an online pub. You are then sucked into a portal where you see this. Do you push through or tuck tail and claw your way back?

Una nueva y más peligrosa versión del macartismo está de regreso en Estados Unidos. 1/5

I don't know why I've gotten such a crazy hair up my a** about EDM—apologies, I know many of you probably like it quite a bit. I've been stewing on it for several days, trying to listen to some of the seminal acts like Aphex Twin to understand what is going on. I have formulated an hypothesis that the rise of EDM is directly the result of the over-prescription of SSRIs. In the same way that SSRIs blunt emotional response, lopping off the highs and lows, EDM conveys a very compressed emotional range. At least hip-hop can be humorous or clever with various lyrical flourishes. Has anyone ever heard humorous EDM (maybe there are one or two songs I am not aware of)? I wouldn't be surprised if big pharma had actually been funding EDM in the early days. The only thing I can reckon is that EDM takes the listener back to a good time they had on lots of Molly or whatever; and in that way it panders to the primitive parts of the brain like a bell to a dog.

Whatever happened to dandruff? When I was 12 the about 99% of the world’s concerns were related to dandruff. Dandruff commercials non-stop. White flakes on black shirts. Constantly. If you didn’t get your dandruff under control they shipped you out to a hard labor camp where they only gave people dirty bread and dirty water. Not only has dandruff completely cleared from public dialogue, I don’t even see evidence of dandruff existing in genpop. I had a friend in high school who would shake his dandruff on one of the black top science desks and would chop it up like cocaine. His shirt always looked like a snow globe. What happened to dandruff. We have to figure it out before we forget it ever existed.

🚨This account from a Venezuelan security guard loyal to Nicolás Maduro is absolutely chilling—and it explains a lot about why the tone across Latin America suddenly changed. Security Guard: On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react. Interviewer: So what happened next? How was the main attack? Security Guard: After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few. I think barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number. Maybe twenty men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before. Interviewer: And then the battle began? Security Guard: Yes, but it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed... it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything. Interviewer: And your own weapons? Didn't they help? Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. Interviewer: And your comrades? Did they manage to resist? Security Guard: No, not at all. Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was. Interviewer: So do you think the rest of the region should think twice before confronting the Americans? Security Guard: Without a doubt. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with. Interviewer: And now that Trump has said Mexico is on the list, do you think the situation will change in Latin America? Security Guard: Definitely. Everyone is already talking about this. No one wants to go through what we went through. Now everyone thinks twice. What happened here is going to change a lot of things, not just in Venezuela but throughout the region.