Global Warming In My Pants

I will not use WhatsApp, Telegram or any of those. Stop asking. They aren't popular in the US. Only foreign bots ask you to talk on them.

@polesnail_ That's a hard lesson to learn.

@maddieegrace1 No. Out of the last 3 women I've dated, they all approached me.

would a man be weirded out if I just flat out asked him out

@DefiantLs Rode it again. Today.

Would you ride this?

@mrmikeMTL Already did this with World of Warcraft. For multiple years. Even took FMLA from work one year so I could play for 16 hours a day.

Play a single video game for a year 9 hours a day to get $5M. What game are you playing?

@hbk_pa @rabbitholebot No records found. Was kind of disappointed, especially because I had turned evidence over to them a few months prior.

@JeremyHofecker @rabbitholebot what did it say

You can request a copy of the records the FBI has on you.

@dennis8675209 @DefiantLs Cedar Point.

@JeremyHofecker @DefiantLs Wheres it at? I'm ready!!!

@Type07Safety I have the 40 as well. I conceal carry the 20.

@JeremyHofecker I almost got this. Then I went Glock 40 because I wanted a cannon

"Whats the smallest gun you carry?" The Smith & Wesson Bodyguard 2.0 🥵 Seriously, seeing this pocket-sized powerhouse next to normal household objects is hilarious—especially when you stack it up against a massive 8-inch revolver!

"sir are there any guns or drugs in your vehicle" Me: "no, nothing like that." 🤣

@Spacepants6 @alphafox The leaf blower really ads to the fun!

@JeremyHofecker @alphafox That is genius im trying that this weekend burn ban be damned 😂😂

This is what happens when you leave women unsupervised for too long:

@synerGy_FAB My dad bought a brand new Yukon about 2 years ago. Sold it already. Complete turd.

post-covid vehicle quality summarized in two short photos trusty squarebody hauling the $100k pile of scrap metal back to the dealership

@islandgodverb Lol. Right. 2 speakers? 🤣🤣 Come back when you gotta control 4+ amps, just for your subs.

Who remember ?

@ParkObsession Compared to a hydraulic launch?

How does the air powered launch on Maxx Force stack up for you compared to other launch coasters you’ve done? For me it’s a few hairs below Xcelerator but with that said, Maxx Force packs a serious PUNCH. 😮‍💨 Overall SOLID 🙌

@dennis8675209 @DefiantLs It's less than a year old.

@DefiantLs As long as it's new....metal fatigue is a bitch on structures like this...

@DefiantLs Just did, a few days ago. Been on it over 100 times since last summer.

@AmiriKing Isn't it about time for you to go back to prison?

Fun fact. If you combine 4 pride flags you can make a super pride flag. ✊🏻

@jessica_lovee95 Using the word “pretending” is absolute projection and an attempt to shame single men into relationships, which is an absolute failing feminist strategy. Single women need to bring more to the table as partners for men to sacrifice the genuine peace they have alone.

@TheDrunkRiders He never answers any worthy questions. He's a bitch.

Unlike Cedar Point ,we won't be blaming the manufacturer if you ask us a non softball question. Send us some questions for recording this week! Aka: Pretend we are Tony Clark and us as questions he WON'T answer

@hicasamadim 3. The hole to 5 is blocked, so that would fill. The hole to 4 is blocked. The level to reach 2 is higher than the level for 3.

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