@theTRUESPEED Is there a partial outage going on? Me and multiple neighbours are experiencing around 50% of websites (including your own) being down, while others work. All of those websites are working, if we turn off wifi.
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Jessica W 🇺🇦
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Jessica W 🇺🇦
@JessicaW84
Political views (tho not favouring a specific party), socioeconomic views, comedy at times.
Bath, England Katılım Eylül 2010
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100%! If all the future sees of our civilisation on earth is our adverts, and they take it that they are 100% representative of the split of diversity at this time, they will think at least 1 in 10 of us are meerkats, and that 50% of dogs have the ability to say "Sausaaaaages".
Larry the Cat@Number10cat
Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.
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Public service announcement: The purpose of adverts isn't to accurately reflect society, it's to sell things.
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@lowcarbGP pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36466395/ and pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36528353/ seem to be the basis for this article, but they're older, so presumably there's something more recent?!
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Ultra-processed food increases risk of early death, international study finds | Ultra-processed foods | The Guardian please can any of you find a link to the actual study🙏 theguardian.com/society/2025/a…
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@British_Airways Which lounge for Club travellers on the 10.55pm flight from Bangkok to LGW, please? The BA website says Cathay lounge, but apparently that closes at 6.30pm.
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Question of the day….
When laundry is INSIDE the washing machine, is it launWET?
And when on the drying rack, is it launDAMP?
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(X is more fun than actually doing the laundry....)
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@GWRHelp Any idea how delayed the 1801 PAD to Bath is please? It says "delayed" but no indication of how long. Thanks!
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People who ask "How have you NEVER seen Star Wars?" and people who've never seen Star Wars...
Science girl@sciencegirl
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@MxBioHazard @Alan_Measles So glad I saw this, I'm only just down the road in Shoscombe, and been looking for a unique (and not too busy salon) hairdresser. (My autism means I'm a bit 'weird' about having my hair done so I've been doing it myself since 2020, but want someone else to do the work LOL!).
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Horrendous.... the Hilton Park Lane @LondonHiltonPL is a hotel I would have totally trusted if travelling alone. Until now. Thank you, Melanie, for sharing this - not somewhere I'll be staying on my own again. Good on that black cab driver!
Melanie Blake@MelanieBlakeUK
A black cab driver has just had to forcibly remove some random guy who got in my cab with with after me having to push him off several times outside the @LondonHiltonPL despite me gesturing to the door staff I did not know him & he was grabbing me & trying to kiss and touch me as I made it clear and signalled I needed help & they did absolutely nothing - even let him follow me to my car - I will be making a formal complaint on Mondays. Beware women leaving alone - they totally ignored me asking for help & starting I did not know him as he grabbed & kept trying to kiss me - I am appalled at the staffs behaviour 🚨
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Apparently Jason Orange from Take That.... it's only taken me your casual 9 years to notice....! #StrictlyComeDancing
Science girl@sciencegirl
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When you wonder if Elon Musk really does deserve the @TheLastLeg Dick of the Year... you see who he's talking with tonight! #muskdick @adamhillscomedy
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Erm, just me, or have Take That turned into a cringe-y wedding band?! 🙈 I loved their 90s stuff, I loved the reunion at Wembley, but now... errrrrrrrrrr..... #StrictlyComeDancing2023
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Whatever political side you're on, a 'thank you' really does cost nothing. Being on a different political side isn't an excuse to drop ones manners. If Parliament has lost civil mores, what hope is there for the rest of us?! Top down and all that.
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A visual representation of the healing power of time
📹fallinginsand
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Not just a side hustle for this guy then.... 🙄
Fesshole🧻@fesshole
I'm a professional burglar. I've always been careful to not shit on my own doorstep and have made a point of leaving my neighbours alone. This is not made easier by the local Whatsapp group where people regularly state their holiday dates to everyone.
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Nothing says change and future like .... David Cameron. It's as if they want the people to sing "you've had 13 years!"
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@Luminosityglitz @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp I suspect their excuse will be - "Oh, but we're improving the systems for Christmas parcel time".... 🙄
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@JessicaW84 @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp Absolutely dreadingggg December with how often the systems are down atm 🥹
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Is @RoyalMail click and drop / arrange a collection down for anyone else (yet again!!) 🙃🙃🙃🙃 #royalmail @RoyalMailHelp
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