Jet Hammer

You owe me 200 bucks

do a huge chunk of your procrastinated tasks in a single day, powered by fury at being doubted

You can tell who’s really chosen. They go through hell and come back laughing.

i cried a single tear during the rocket launch. i was overwhelmed with the beauty and magnitude of it, thousands of generations of fucking and killing and fucking and killing, since before monkey times, and now we're flinging ourselves around the moon. beautiful.

“To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.” - Seneca

“Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them"

Never fucking quit, bro. I'm begging you. Life can go from 0 to 100 insanely quick.

@mak_aura Probably would have sharks with lazer beams on their head by now

I fucking love humans. Imagine the shit we’d come up with if we didn’t have to please shareholders.

pattern recognition with delusional confidence is how you get what you want

@frankiemacd Thank you frank!

The Astronauts have left Planet Earth in the Rocket as for April 1, 2026

B-Jenks shooting the ankle bands out of the air is a core childhood memory, extreme aura

"You were not born to live a boring life." Read that again.

@anishmoonka Aint reading all that anish. Artemis should have both cheeks down on the moon

If you're under 53 years old, you have never once been alive while a human was farther than 250 miles from Earth. Tonight, four astronauts are heading 252,000 miles out. That's a thousand times farther than any person has gone in your lifetime. The 250-mile ceiling is where the International Space Station floats. Every astronaut since December 1972 has been stuck in that zone. Spacewalks, science experiments, cool photos from orbit, sure. But nobody left the neighborhood. The last crew to go farther was Apollo 17. December 1972. Nixon was president. The internet didn't exist. Cell phones were 11 years away. The youngest member of that crew is now 90 years old. The farthest any human has ever been from Earth is 248,655 miles. The Apollo 13 crew set that number in 1970, and they didn't mean to. Their oxygen tank blew up, and the emergency route home took them farther out than anyone before or since. Tonight's crew will break that record on purpose. And the crew itself. Victor Glover becomes the first Black astronaut to leave Earth's neighborhood. Christina Koch becomes the first woman. Jeremy Hansen, a Canadian fighter pilot, becomes the first non-American to do so. When they come home, they'll slam into the atmosphere at 25,000 mph, faster than any human has ever traveled. The Moon's south pole has ice. Water ice, sitting in craters so deep that sunlight hasn't hit them in billions of years. A 2024 NASA study found way more of it than anyone expected. You can split water into hydrogen and oxygen, which gives you rocket fuel, breathable air, and drinking water, all made on the Moon instead of hauled up from Earth. George Sowers at Colorado School of Mines calculated that Moon-made fuel could shave $12 billion off a single trip to Mars. The Moon is a gas station on the road to Mars. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman announced last week a $20 billion plan to build a permanent base at the South Pole over the next seven years, with landings every six months. China is developing its own lunar lander and spacesuit, aiming for a crewed landing by 2030. The Artemis program has burned through $93 billion so far, and the first actual surface landing is penciled in for 2028. There's a real question of who gets there first this time around. Harrison Schmitt walked on the Moon in December 1972 as part of Apollo 17. He's 90. Asked about it this week, he sounded pretty relaxed. "Mars is attainable," he said. "We're humans. That's what we've always done."

BE AS IRRATIONAL AS POSSIBLE. BE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE IN YOUR ACTIONS. TRUST GODS PLAN. BELIEF COMES FROM ACTION = PROOF

The world belongs to the energetic

niqqas underestimate the effectiveness of spamming pushups in your room.

what substance do i have to abuse to lock in

@brettskireal Forget the hedge, but you have to watch the game like a man and manifest that shit

Tomorrow is the toughest battle of my life. A legacy bet for me. $3000 to win $125,000 that the Patriots win the Super Bowl placed sometime around week 5. Denied free tickets to the game, Multiple Super Bowl parties, and a Florida trip with my friends. Sending my fiancé to the spa for the game. I will be laying under my covers in complete darkness and solitude dripping in sweat the entire game. NO HEDGE. GOOD LUCK ME AND GOD BLESS NEW ENGLAND

@chromeheart600 Then in the middle of jestergooning, a group of foids came up and spiked his cortisol levels