Jillian Weidner

@mrmikeMTL A fridge with a built in filtered water dispenser/ice machine

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

@Gotham_ETH__ @elonmusk “Girls! FTW!”

@BenSharf If I did this I’d never be awake before 11am 😅

The easiest hack to a high quality of life is letting yourself wake up when your body is ready versus using an alarm. I’m not at a point in my life where I can do this every day, but on the days I do it if I go to sleep early enough I feel like I’m on a different level mentally.

@AndrewYang Just say you’re voting for Sliwa’s feral cat colonies and move on.

As an Independent New York City voter who has a family in the city, my main advice is that you should vote for who you think would be the best mayor without regard for who has an R a D or an I next to their name. Who would do the best job for you and yours? Then vote.

I Think You Should Leave sketch

@elonmusk Yeah fostering a mindset of inclusivity and empathy towards marginalized people - disgusting! I wouldn’t deem anything Elon has done, maybe besides Teslas, as “ok.”

This is not ok

@loydweldy Did Simone watch?

Watching my first Bill’s Game in ages. Pretty good. Lot of ads

@semitic_latina8 @SarahLongwell25 Imagine being this pathetically brainwashed 😭

I guess Elon was telling the truth.

@loydweldy Merry Christmas skin campaign

If I became the mayor after this you can bet Apple isn’t getting a thank you letter

@AOC Calling someone “dumb” then erroneously capitalizing adjectives in the same sentence is wild work.

Mr. President, don’t take your anger out on me - I’m just a silly girl. Take it out on whoever convinced you to betray the American people and our Constitution by illegally bombing Iran and dragging us into war. It only took you 5 months to break almost every promise you made.

So many 2016 “Feel the Bern” liberal arts college girlies grew up to be NYC-based “Hot Girls for Zohran” career women and I love that for us. 🥹

@positionsmafiaa @CynthiaNixon Go bills!

Zohran Mamdani, a Muslim democratic socialist has won the NYC primary for Mayor!!!!!!

Best sign at the No Kings protest by far.

@LauraLoomer @AOC There’s a special place in hell for women who weight shame like you!

Yikes. AOC has gained at least 50 pounds since getting into Congress. She’s getting massive. @AOC

Guess who

Would rather take a cheese grater to my ballsack

@ZoeRabinowitz My kind of girl

My toddler likes to tell me she’s all done with dinner and then while I take her plate away stuff 150 calories of avocado in her mouth

Love this for him!!!

@ChristianFamDoc Is the mutual exclusivity in the room with us?

New York Needs More Hospice Care, Not “Death with Dignity” Physician-Assisted Suicide: If you agree contact your NY State Senator that you are AGAINST S138 Medical Aid in Dying. nysenate.gov/find-my-senator