JimTheTolerable

@DeskAsk60903 Lowes Eastside Evansville told me "I can only cut wood in half to fit it in your car. I can't do cuts to specs. This isn't a craft station." On your website, it's obviously a different story, but hey, I don't have time to follow bunches of people and complain about a stupid store

@Lowes It can be hard to decide on a hardware store. Lowes on the East Side of Evansville makes it easy. They refuse to cut lumber as advertised on the website and then refuse to answer the phone when you call for a supervisor. Well, they answer bit then leave you hanging.

#tweetyourfloseat @FloRacing @NosEnergyDrink

Now @att is telling me that all their reps for months have been lying to me and that I should suck it up and keep sending them $500 every month.

Sadly @ATT would rather me take my $6000 per year elsewhere rather than honor a $200 accessory offer that their own people have promised me for months.

I'm playing with Siri with my two kids. Me

@Applebees East Morgan

@Applebees I am in Evansville, IN Is there a kids eat free day/time here?

Used to love @1SaleADay until they refused to take back a badly defective product. No more, I guess.

@kadynelson What are you counting down?

@SethMacFarlane Stevie Wonder and his wife are getting a divorce. I wonder if it's because she was seeing other people.

@SethMacFarlane If ever surprised by the Pope, I hope I remember "Holy Mother, it's the Holy Father!"..... It could happen.

I'm at a party with 2 more nipples than people.

NYC phone booths will now become wifi hotspots....What the Hell is a "phone booth?"

True love is worth it. #whateverthechallenge

@kadynelson Wait.. Am I missing something big?

@kadynelson What the Hell is a mix tape? Is that like a Spotify playlist?