Only these clowns would post this on April Fools Day. 😂😂
The Labour Party@UKLabour
This Labour Government is the most working-class government in the history of the UK.
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Jimmy 🇾🇪
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Jimmy 🇾🇪
@JimmyCridd
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw the bastard hard enough! #mufc #utid #utfr 🇾🇪
South West, England Katılım Haziran 2012
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@Pure_Belter All over the world you hear kids saying I wanna play for Newcastle.....wind your neck in ya soft twat!
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Sandro is clearly welcoming these links otherwise he would've told his agent to put a halt to it.
10 months of loyalty from the fans during his gambling ban to get this, and it isn't even a top club 🤷♂️
#NUFC
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 Manchester United have Sandro Tonali very high on their shortlist for June, as reported. The player would be open to the move. Elliot Anderson, another name on shortlist but Manchester City are still ahead — with very serious interest. Man City and Arsenal, both also informed on Tonali situation. 🎥 youtu.be/xbGBkDpDXbQ
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Our Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
The very best Prime Minister for a very long time.
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@LisaForteUK @easyJet Or more likely- th foreign office have declared them as no- go zones. So 1/ they listen and 2/ people will listen (making no business sense to fly)
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@AVFC_Connor_ I think you'll find Chelsea lent fulham a lawn mower and that was obviously a better switch than anything involving this puppet.
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‼️BREAKING
Jadon Sancho has been voted as the best loan signing in the Premier League this season
#AVFC
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@PolitlcsUK @FT Somebody really needs to start some damage limitation process against this bloke. He's going to single handedly take this country further into the depths of despair that it already is.
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is set to make Sadiq Khan a Lord
[@FT]
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@gary_halman @CraigHope_DM Gary....you've had a mare here son! Pack your bags 😂😂
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@CraigHope_DM Your funny @CraigHope_DM writing all this clickbait shit about Tonali if you actually had a clue you would know he wants to go back to Italy but yeah you & the rest of the plastic reporters know best 👍
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🚨 NEWCASTLE CONFIDENTIAL
🇮🇹 Major development in Tonali transfer
🇸🇦 What PIF must do after sale talk
🇪🇨 When Ecuador wonderkid will arrive
🇨🇦 Revealed: Hopkinson's "Newcastle United Code"
🏴 Miley contract truth
👇 All in my exclusive NUFC column 👇
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@DeborahMeaden This is Deborah. Deborah is a multi millionaire and employs accountants to look after those millions and use as many loopholes as possible to avoid paying tax. Deborah is a hypocrite, don't be like Deborah.
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Quite right too… and properly policed. If you live here, pay taxes here and have a real interest in supporting the party you believe is best placed and fits your values… if not I can only guess on motive…
Pippa Crerar@PippaCrerar
BREAKING: Political funding from British citizens living abroad should be capped at about £300,000 a year and donations in cryptocurrency temporarily banned, a government review has recommended. A blow to Reform UK which has received about £12m in last year from Thai-based investor Christopher Harborne and other donations from donors based in Monaco.
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@DeborahMeaden Yeah, especially the ones who've paid millions in taxes hey Deborah.
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@RhysTheSaint It would be wonderful to watch this little fucker get filled in. To the wonderful people of the isle of Wight....do your thing!
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@terrychristian And here's you thinking Starmers doing a grand job. 🤦♂️
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Amorim was a disaster and most United fans had spotted that within a couple of months . Next he'll be giving Steven Gerrard credit for Villa
Samuel Luckhurst@samuelluckhurst
Amorim failed at #mufc but lay good groundwork for the next coach and Maguire's right here: 'Ruben has led the club in a direction and he deserves a lot of credit for that. He’s built a good, solid squad.' thesun.co.uk/sport/38634728…
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@Keir_Starmer You're right it does. Which is why you're still deflecting from having your arse handed to you over the energy questions.
You're Toast, and you know it!! 👋👋👋
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Moments like this tells you about leadership.
The Tories and Reform would have rushed us into the conflict in the Middle East without thinking through the consequences it would have for British people.
My Labour government will always make decisions in the national interest.
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BREAKING: “I can sit here and confidently tell you the NHS is better today than it was when I came into office”
Health Secretary Wes Streeting
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📣 I’ve been selected to ask Keir Starmer a question at PMQs tomorrow!
What should I ask him?
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Its gonna be a long summer of absolute whoppers being reported. Nowt like being a red. 🤦♂️🇾🇪
Stretford End@StretfordEndx
🚨 Manchester United view João Félix as a good option for the summer transfer window. The 26-year-old Portugal international offers versatility, capable of operating as an attacking midfielder or out wide, adding depth and flexibility to United’s forward. [@fichajesnet] #mufc
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My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11
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There is absolutely zero chance Sunderland beat us tomorrow mind.
ZERO.
It simply won’t happen.
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