Joe Felice

Programmer: Tell me you're sentient. Program: I'm sentient. Programmer: I think this program is sentient.

I love rock n' roll. Put another diamond in Tupac's baby.

Post.news is looking like a nice community. A couple of low effort posts from my new account generated immediate support. The waiting list took four days. #post

I haven't been tweeting because I don't want to support Twitter any more. I'm looking for an alternative. I joined Mastodon last month. I just joined the waitlist for post.news. Whatever platform gets momentum, I'll be there to support it.

@fearlys97 @louismyers110 @hankgreen @sportswithjohn This type of sofa is called a Chesterfield, which is the name of the opposing team.

Nothing lasts forever, not even cold November rain.

@sternbergh Implied: Anyone who does not find a way to break in to the office by 9am tomorrow will be eliminated from Mollusk Game.

@JamesSurowiecki Dude, I can't wait till you and your boys find out about "two".

Working with my boys on reading, and wondering how in God's name "one" is pronounced "won." How can you possibly get "won" from o n e?

@yesterdaysprint I'm with you, Sapulpa! (Pod races notwithstanding.)

The Sapulpa Light, Oklahoma, September 15, 1905

I'm watching the Hellraiser remake and I think it's a parable about the virtue of using bags to carry things around.

Not a lot of people know this about me, but on the day that I was born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true. In other words, they got a look at me and said, "mmm...we could do better." Exactly two years later Ryan Gosling was born. You're welcome.

@williampellett @johniadarola Thank you for explaining, and for correctly identifying me as a champ.

Cool Ranch Doritos wish they were regular Doritos.

@mmasnick If Musk lays off 5,000 people a day, in a month there will be NEGATIVE 100K employees. This will net the company nearly $10 billion a year.

@rbpakawok @Redistrict "Largely as I predicted" youtube.com/watch?v=666OKm…

Did we overestimate GOP House gains? Yes. Did we also nail the key dynamic of 2022 - an unusually uneven landscape, w/ Dems struggling in places like NY/OR but demonstrating impressive resilience in red/purple states and districts? I'd say absolutely.

@AKAChaosSonic @cursedinternet @yesterdaysprint Thank you for clarifying. Anything for a buzz.

@cursedinternet @yesterdaysprint Well, it was during Prohibition, after all.

Popular Science, August 1921

@DougJBalloon As Biden falters, Democratic insiders explore options and find a uniting figure in Joe Lieberman.

Considering that our election model was based entirely on vibes, it did pretty well.

@KenTremendous "I was saying boo-Elon."

@ChaoticGood42 @conorsen China doesn't have a treaty either, but that's an illusion of safety unless you're Snowden, Assange, etc. No country wants to be a hideout for the world's criminals. They will cooperate with extraditions unless there is a superseding reason not to.

So they just stole all the money?

@joshtpm "pumped"

Biden gonna be so pumped after these numbers he’s gonna put gas back to $10 a gallon.