Joe Ranieri

Might have found my top rated Creami recipe so far. This taste just as good as the other one but added half a scoop of protein powder and now it’s even creamier and macros are 392 calories and 40.7g protein. This is the winner so far.

@bryan_johnson You’re weak.

I'm in a bad mood right now because I didn't get to exercise this morning. I had a bunch of stuff done to my face yesterday and had to take the day off. I become an entirely different person without exercise. I don't like this guy much.

@TJ_Bongiorno Your ligaments will say yes

2009 was the last time I trained consistently or competed Is 35 too old to start again?

S&P is up about 250% last 10 years alone Need to make $250K to buy the same shares as $100K Stagflation look most probable at this point

@RachelMHoffer @ChicksInTheOff No chance

@JoeRanieri89 @ChicksInTheOff Kyle will probably take her back.

Ciara Miller is breaking her silence on Amanda Batula and West Wilson dating 😭❤️‍🩹

Will watch this daily until I lose 15lbs

@alphafox Seinferd

Seinfeld, but everyone is asian:

@_EagleTimes He won us a Super Bowl he needs a full pardon

Former Eagles WR Alshon Jeffery has been arrested for insurance fraud. Jeffery is reportedly facing up to 5 years in jail. He has since been released from custody.

@GigaBasedDad ROFL this is me

We'll leave that one for her 😎

@BowTiedKong Make sure to check out Redfin at least once a week to keep an eye on your market

Gm Did not get the house Going to pause the search. Trial is upcoming, something will work out, it always does Looked at one with an inground pool. I hate in ground pools, so going to pass - too much liability Hope everyone has a great day, even the haters and losers who voted for HAITIANS to stay in our country

@coookwithchris Or just make real mayo yourself takes 2 min to do

Avocado mayo is an absolute hack when it comes to making delicious sauces without the soybean oil Here are 5 of my favorites: Sriracha mayo: 1/4 cup avocado mayo 1 tbsp sriracha 2 tsp lime juice Salt to taste Special Burger Sauce: 1/2 cup avocado mayo 3 tablespoons ketchup 1/2 tablespoon white vinegar .5-1 tsp sugar 2 tablespoons relish Peruvian Green Sauce: 3 jalapeños (seeds removed if you don't want it too spicy) 1 cup cilantro 2 garlic cloves 1/2 cup avocado mayo 1/4 cup sour cream 1 lime, juiced 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1/2 tsp salt (or to taste) 1/2 tsp black pepper (or to taste) Garlic & Chili Aioli: 2 garlic cloves (or more to taste) 1/2 tsp smoked paprika Salt 1 cup avocado oil mayo (chosen foods is a great brand) 1-2 tbsp sherry vinegar 1 tsp tomato paste 1/4 tsp ground chipotle pinch of ground cayenne Combine garlic, smoked paprika, and a pinch of salt in a mortar and pestle or food processor. Mix until smooth. Then add mayo, vinegar, tomato paste, chipotle powder, cayenne and mix until combined. Cover & refrigerate. Chipotle Lime Slaw: 1 bag of coleslaw mix 3 large scallions thinly sliced (optional) 1 jalapeño seeded and minced 1/2 cup avocado mayo 1/2 cup plain sour cream or Greek yogurt 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 2 tablespoons granulated sugar or honey 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1 teaspoon chipotle powder Salt and pepper to taste Mix well and refrigerate for a few hours.

@JaysRealityBlog Ngl Ciara is not meant for reality TV, she gets burned by everyone and then is like why are these realty Tv starts such assholes, yea because it’s reality TV

In her interview with Glamour Mag, Ciara said: • Felt closer to Amanda but was working on her relationship with West. • At her birthday dinner, one of the boundaries her & West set was no more sleeping with people on Bravo/Says they were genuine friends. • Feels more betrayed by Amanda since she was in her corner & circle for so long, and says a guys a guy and you can’t put anything past a man when it comes to West. • She says she fought with Kyle for Amanda, tried championing her & helping her but to be discarded in a disrespectful way makes her be at a loss of words. • She would love to sit by Mia, Lindsay, Carl, or KJ at reunion. • Her last conversation with Amanda was minimal & will discuss more at reunion. • She got a heads up less then 24 hours with one notification being 45 minutes before, She read the joint statement with everyone else, and says the lack of being able to say each other’s names in the statement was very telling to her. #SummerHouse VIA: glamour.com/story/ciara-mi…

@DigitalFringed1 Is that for your dog?

Step 1 of the food review Guinea pig has been acquired

@CoffeeBlackMD Such a horrible chip it should be ashamed of itself

Pita chips are a D tier snack food.

My 7 week old just slept 7 hours straight and I feel incredible

@ChaelSonnen Butcher and Singer

Best steak in Philly?

@VideoGameHstry 2 or 3

What is the best Halo game?

@TannerBuilds Because contractors would complain

Why don’t we raise dishwashers so loading and unloading isn’t such a pain?

Starship Super Heavy Booster, the most powerful moving object ever made by far