@RoastedSurgery @richbrian A deeply terrible movie that I love dearly
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Literally Mr. Bean
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Literally Mr. Bean
@Joe_Bean
Dermot Mulroney is underrated
Birmingham, AL Katılım Mart 2009
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is there a movie that’s set in space but doesn’t acknowledge it at all, like a crazy stupid love type romcom but in space for no reason
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@tinyhotopicbish I was at a CAKE show last night and saw the news alert during intermission
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@Gadget440 @joncoopertweets Hm, yeah...the piker says the US deserved 9-11 and he has said other stupid shit like that.
Find a better spokesman..one that isn't a giant gift to the Gop to club Democrats with
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During his interview with Piers Morgan, Russell Brand got increasingly defensive and didn't want to answer any questions.
Here are the final moments when he melted down:
Gadget@Gadget440
Piers Morgan asks Russell Brand what bible passages he was looking at when he brought his bible into court. It went excactly how you'd expect from the "born again Christian"...
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On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate The Last Jedi?
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probably my single biggest unpopular opinion is that I just don't think Michael Jackson's music is that good. maybe because I didn't grow up listening to him at all? i never understood the Pope-level idolatry he inspired/was let down when i actually sat down to listen to him
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@TotallyAllen Somebody needs to check on Paul F Tompkins
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First Tim Heidecker came for Jay Johnston
And I did not speak out
Because I was not Jay Johnston
Then Tim Heidecker came for Scott Aukerman
And I did not speak out
Because I was not Scott Aukerman
Then Tim Heidecker came for John Ennis
And I did not speak out
Because I was not Jo
Sara Radovanovitch@the_cats_meowww
Tim Heidecker snitched on my husband to the Feds. While not entirely out of character for an unfunny socialist like Tim, he tried to backtrack and delete his original tweet where he ID’d Jay to the FBI, only after the media ran with it and fans were being critical. It doesn’t seem like he had any remorse though, as he went on to write an article on his Substack, justifying his rat behavior because Jay was once “mean” to him at a bar like 25 years ago when Tim was still a tag-a-long newbie in LA. Nevermind that they worked together multiple times over the years after that, little Timmy doesn’t forget!
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@DonWLovett @DNeckel19 So this just isn’t true. Have a good one!
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@DNeckel19 Have you lost your effing mind? Democrats are the biggest cheaters in the history of the universe. This is but one more verse. And they want Virginians to cheat for them this time. It's the biggest lie ever told in Virginia. Have you lost your ...
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In the past decade, Democrats have clung to the rulebook of politics saying “but a dog can’t play basketball” while a dog dunks on them over and over again.
The Virginia redistricting vote is the Democrats putting a dog in the basketball game.
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@_sn_n I guess Hillary Clinton wasn’t a Jeffrey Epstein bestie?
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Who's the main character today? What's the main topic on your timeline?
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my predictions for snl cast changes:
chloe gets fired
kam doesn't get asked back (sorry to my kam fans, he just hasn't stood out)
woc hired
realistically i think mikey will leave the cast. i love him, but i think its his time:(
more in thread
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Just a week left until we finally get to see Lee Cronin's The Mummy and the long-awaited return of Brendan Fraser, who is in the film
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Honestly? Wolf Blitzer.
TD Nash@td_nash
Who do you think of when you think of the Buffalo Bills?🧐
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This shit right here is what Twitter is all about
breebunn@breebunn
rocky want boing boing question?
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There’s a guy hitting on a girl outside my office (she’s loving it) and he just said “I’m right handed. Oh you’re left handed? I love that”
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@homesteader1000 @jacobsoboroff I love when I go to the airport and see TSA “doing the rounds”. My favorite part!
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@jacobsoboroff They were doing the rounds so TSA didn’t have to. They shortened the wait times in Atlanta. Probably other airports as well. Does that answer your question?
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would love to hear from TSA agents about how ICE is “assisting” you. please.
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@vettskie72 @covie_93 Think you’re thinking of the Federal Reserve
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@FATFabandthick @kenanthompson @BestBuy Well they’re often literally ads. They started doing sponsored sketches a few years ago.
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@kenanthompson I always wonder how these companies & brands feel about being apart of an SNL sketch. Did you like it @BestBuy ?
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Great job y’all!!!! Shoutout to the writers Will Stephen, Ceara Jane O’Sullivan, Claire McFadden, Bryan Tucker, and Asha Ward 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #SNL
Saturday Night Live@nbcsnl
just here to talk about the best buy rewards program
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