JoeMana

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JoeMana

JoeMana

@Joe_SmashPay

Chief Business Officer at Smash Pay

Global Katılım Eylül 2017
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Slow sex needs a tight pussy, You can't Walk Slowly in Afghanistan
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I got banned from Israel and deported back to America for “anti-Semitic” content.
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Rishabh@Rixhabh__·
This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything
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Web3 gaming is truly dead after this 😔
Jess | CEO @ Blockus@theweb3jess

So @consensus2026 is run by @coindesk; coindesk is owned by @bullish; bullish CEO is the former CEO of @NYSE who invested 10m into @coinbase at series A/B. It’s not a nobody platform or defi protocol. That’s what makes this not ok. 1/ In terms of how it happened, I’m sure it wasn’t an intentional planned snub towards women. Most likely, Thomas Farley’s marketing team said “we’re gonna have a 200k budget for afterparty, we found these 2 white dudes who charge a big fee ($50k a month 3 month minimum) but had a good pitch and past experience, what do you think?” 2/ Thomas went “ok, budget sounds on par, go ahead, I trust your judgement, team.” But here comes the problem. 3/ Up and down the chain of command at that co, nobody saw an issue hosting the OFFICIAL afterparty at a female stripper only club. No male strippers, and not clearly indicated as a strip club. Countless amazing women run PR + Marketing agencies like @LunaPRofficial - they didn’t get that easy money w that contract. 4/ 20k people paid thousands for a conference pass and 2000 got turned away, couldn’t participate in the official closing party. The marketing agency who run it boasted about it as a “win”. What a brainfart retard. If you had 6000 people who signed up and E11even capacity is 1000, that is mathematically the retarded choice. Just sheer incompetence. 5/ Thomas seems like a great guy. He talks about mental health awareness. He has kids and a wife. Even a small time visionary - investing in Coinbase pre series D. He’s prob the hired in face CEO, for the true owners of Bullish - 3 anon Eastern European dudes with pet lions at home. That - it is what it is. 6/ The problem is, when you don’t have women at the table, stuff like this gets through. Nobody batted an eye. And that’s the problem. ✍️ Women are the fastest growing segment in consumer finance, consumer gaming and even porn consumption. If you want to make our money, you need to at least get the basics right.

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Faded | Clipur.com@youfadedwealth·
A very famous crypto founder told me they recently closed a $10M+ private round with @a16z I saw them spend $200K+ at E11even last night… Your series A is sponsoring BBLs, not the next Kalshi / Polymarket
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Popstonox@Popstonox·
The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year
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JoeMana@Joe_SmashPay·
@SportsSeason_ I learned this year that it’s not butter but butter flavored coconut oil
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JoeMana@Joe_SmashPay·
@7korobi___8oki At the end of the day, if someone threatens you then you fight for survival. Doubtful it will ever get to that level but have a spine and stand your ground. Good chin music will always sort things out 😏
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カミツレ@7korobi___8oki·
黒い人、うちの近所での遭遇率どんどん上がっとる。 骨格も筋肉のつき方もレベルが日本人とは全く違う。 わたし細身なので組み伏されたら秒で終わる。 自分の死因予想に異国人からの暴力がラインクインしてくるとは。 数年前までは想像してなかったわ。 有為転変だわ、、、
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@ostonox Some Batman and Joker shit
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ollie@olliegarch·
crypto neobanks fighting over the same 10,000 users on CT
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Spill The Memes
Spill The Memes@SpillTheMemes·
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JoeMana@Joe_SmashPay·
@Pokemon We wil fight for Pombon!
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Pokémon@Pokemon·
Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?
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Haseeb >|<@hosseeb·
A new theory appears! @samrags_ argues that crypto gaming will work now because onboarding used to suck--seed phrases, chain selection, bridging, signing weird hex strings. That's all gone now. So finally consumer can rip. Here's the problem with that story: Consumers actually did all that shit. Sam is telling an onboarding story, but the users actually onboarded. The problem was not onboarding, it was retention. Users DID the seed phrases, they DID the bridging, they DID the exchange KYC, they DID the Fox-themed wallets and signed the hex phrases, just to try all this stuff. They just didn't stick around because the products weren't worth sticking around for. (Look at the Telegram game ecosystem, it's even more stark.) So if the problem is users never showed up, then OK, maybe your onboarding story explains it. But if they showed up and didn't retain, having stablecoins or email logins doesn't help you on retention. This story just doesn't fit. Sorry to say, your princess is in another castle.
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With all due respect to Hasseeb, I completely disagree with this take. Chris was and is a mentor to me, I'm not pretending otherwise. But neither Chris nor Haseeb are builders in the category. I have spent the last year in the trenches trying to build non-speculative consumer crypto usecases. Ignore "non-financial". That's a useless umbrella. I care about non-speculative. Here's what I know with total clarity: Three years ago it was 100% impossible to ship a good consumer crypto experience. Not hard. Not early. Impossible. The wallet experience was complete and utter dogshit. Injected wallets are an unacceptable UX. Seed phrases, unacceptable. Blind signing, unacceptable. Bridging, unacceptable. Here's your onboarding experience for a consumer media flow: 1. Install a fox-faced browser extension 2. Write down a 24 word seed phrase and hide it under your fridge (btw now some romanian dude's gonna break int your house) 3. Select a chain if god willing you understand what that means 4. Go find a bridge (Wormhole, LayerZero, ...) if you guessed wrong 5. Sign hexadecimal strings with very scary error messages 6. "Transaction pending... would you like to increase your gas price" (wtf is gas? they'll say) Thats is before you even fund the thing. But I'm not done, on ramps were even worse. If you wanted to use some "web3 media" app, you had to open an exchange account. The UI looked like DraftKings for slop-maxxed decentralization jargon. Spin the wheel to get decentralized compute coin on Arbitrum or turbo DNS coin on Polkadot! Last cycle nonsense. Before you buy anything you need to go through a rigorous KYC process. SSN, address, Drivers License verification, transfer to your mobile device, liveness check on your face, transfer back, "a human in a remote country will check this asynchronously and we'll get back to you". Now we sign into Plaid, put our bank credentials into some random form on this new DraftKing exchange, now they can auto-draw down money. Perfect. Now god willing you've found UDSC and bought it on the right chain. You're ready to transfer out. You paste in your 40-character Hex address to the fox-head app. That'll be 24-48 hours before it arrives due to ACH fraud risk. Aaaand now you can use the web3 media app. And KYB on ramps for enterprises? Rectal inspection. I need not go deeper. Consumer apps are viral flywheels. If there's too much friction on the axle, the flywheel never spins. Crypto had superglue on the flywheel. So when we say "the market rejected consumer crypto," we should ask a basic question. Did we ever actually ship it in a form that normal people could evaluate. Finance worked because the users were willing to tolerate absurd friction. Traders will jump through flaming hoops when their perceived EV is +infinite (because they're a genius and have alpha or astrology signals or whatever). Media and other consumer activities do not get that tolerance budget. Now enough with the pessimism of the past. Let's fast forward to today (or next 3 mo). - Embedded wallets are real - OAuth style onboarding is real - Headless custody is real - In app onramps are real - Stablecoin onramps are real (this is a distinct thing and is critically important and I don't have time to explain in this post) - KYB capable providers are emerging Privy. Bridge. Stripe. Zerohash. Coinbases' new stack. This stuff is recent. Widely usable versions are maybe two years old. Broad developer adoption is even newer. For the first time you can do something like: - Sign in with email - Wallet created under the hood - Buy stablecoins inside the app - Transact instantly No exchange account, no raffle spinny wheels for decentralized slop, no fox icon, no seed phrase under your fridge. That stack did not exist in a usable form when most of the "consumer experiments" were run. After teh blood sweat and tears out of the L1 engineers, L2 engineers, the cryptographers, the wallet teams, the exchange teams, the compliance teams, and the onramp providers, we are finally getting something that resembles a sane consumer stack. We are just getting the grease. That does not mean consumer crypto is inevitable. It does mean we are only now in a position to run the experiment honestly. It's the best time to build in crypto, in the history of crypto. If it fails from here, with real UX and real onboarding and real distribution, then fine. I'll eat my shoe. Call it dead.

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JoeMana@Joe_SmashPay·
@hashjenni It’s United States of Pedo-srael
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Jenni@hashjenni·
I corrected it for you.
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Send ZCash to zero
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JoeMana@Joe_SmashPay·
@ConnerHursh 28 glizzies at Costco will be a 4th of the price. AMC glizz-flation is real
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Conner Hursh
Conner Hursh@ConnerHursh·
THIS IS WHY NO ONE GOES TO THE MOVIES ANY MORE TOO EXPENSIVE THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT THEIR "STUBS" MEMBERS PATHETIC
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