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To me Noah Wylie will always be Donnie Darko's high school Science teacher who couldn't talk about time travel with him for too long or he "could lose his job"
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Joey Devine
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Joey Devine
@JoeyDevine
comedian/writer/temporary host of @roundrockpod. I believe that Dinosaur World is the only place where a boy like me could be happy
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2010
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Me on January 17th 2007 telling my roommates the warriors traded Mike Dunleavy Jr
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@TotallyAllen This is why you’re the only choice for night mayor
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SHOULD I eat leftover Zankou before performing at a midnight show? Joke's on you. I already did.
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Joey Devine retweetledi
Only real issue with this is that "Night Mayor" sounds too close to "nightmare." Go with Mayor of the Night or Nightlife Mayor or Mayor PM. Also she should just hire me as a consultant.
Rev. Rae Huang@raeforla
It's time we advocate for Angelenos after dark. As mayor, I'll create LA's first Office of Nightlife. We'll run buses until after last call. We'll mediate disputes between residents and venues so the cops stay out of it. We'll put naloxone in the hands of venue staff and protect people who call for help. Cities that treat nightlife as infrastructure see the returns: more jobs, safer streets, better quality of life for everyone 🌞 Join us at raeforla.com.
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I will always share this sight unseen
Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day@APartridgeQOTD
Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...
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Not making final jeopardy is one of the great humiliation rituals we have as a society
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NBA player putting up these stats and asking to be pulled at 27 minutes to respect Snell’s record
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@YourManDevine @SirMichaelRocks This is the correct answer and not just because Dan and I have the same last name
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@SirMichaelRocks That's the right order — Maps, then Take Me Out, then Seven Nation Army
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I need a white person that listened to alt / indie rock during the early 2000s, to rank these 3 songs:
Maps
Take me out
Seven Nation army
White person answers only this is for research purposes (I’m arguing w somebody about this)
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Joey Devine retweetledi
Everyone seems to have voiced their opinion on the Hawks' Magic City Night. Nobody bothered to invite the women in the industry into the discussion.
Here's my Q&A with NatsHoney, the president of Strippers United, who shared a much-needed perspective:
sportingnews.com/us/nba/atlanta…
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See dance is incredible. I asked it to make a movie in the style of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho and this is what it came up with. Hollywood is over.
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I explained strip clubs to my kids for nothing!
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I cant believe Luke Kornet made them cancel the podcast recording with Jami Gertz, T.I. And Mr. Magic too
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BREAKING: Luke Kornet has also cancelled Orlando Magic Pocket Schedule (Presented By Deloitte) Night, Anthony Edwards Ping Pong Bobblehead night, and Mark Aguirre’s jersey retirement in Dallas.
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I have it on good authority that Kyler Murray’s top potential destination is NOT the Sacramento A’s
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When I die please make sure a HUMAN not a computer tweets about Anthony Randolph and buying a zoo in my stead
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Meta has patented an AI model that can "simulate" a person's social media activity after they die. With this AI a dead person’s profile can keep performing tasks like responding to content posted by real people.
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I can’t believe they’re feeding Deandre Ayton the Panera Bread Death Lemonade during games
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And people got mad at ME when I killed Timon after accidentally hitting Pumba with my car.
Dexerto@Dexerto
A capybara and tapir who become best friends have been euthanized together due to age-related health problems Newquay Zoo took the decision to ensure “neither animal would experience isolation following the loss of a companion”
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