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@JoeyNoszek
Prominent boy in the package delivery field, Phillies phan behind enemy lines
Atlanta, GA Katılım Nisan 2011
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I know women aren’t treated fairly in sports. But at least give her a car. Don’t make her run.
KTLA@KTLA
Katherine Legge will be the first woman to attempt to run both the Indianapolis 500 and the Coca-Cola 600 on the same day. ktla.com/sports/katheri…
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“Langley” …they don’t even try to hide it!
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Ella Langley becomes the first female country artist to simultaneously occupy the top 2 spots on the Hot 100.
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Ranking mlb teams by their all time worst player
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She's not ghosting you. You just sent her the Beautiful and True Text.
Nuke@megab00f
It’s so fucked up how when you send a Text you receive a Text and have to send another Text. I hope to one day send a Text so Beautiful and True I never have to Text again.
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@AGoldmund 1890. Rockefeller started UChicago just to solve it.
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When in the history of Chicago did this happen
Chicago History ™️@Chicago_History
How old is Sandra? 90% get it wrong. #ChicagoHistory ☑️
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IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!
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@Darren_Mooney Especially after Tenet, the movie where Robert Pattinson is the wife
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I do appreciate "The Odyssey" unlocking a new Christopher Nolan anxiety.
The classic "what if my wife died, that'd be the worst thing I can imagine, right?" replaced by "what if I can't get home in time to stop her sleeping with Robert Pattinson?"
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Ah yes, the bar has fallen so low you can now have a crush on someone with only *checks notes* 2 Olympic gold medals.
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@schmook @PanasonicDX4500 We'll save money on manager salaries by having a string of new fans sign a minimum-wage two-week contract and then firing them after one week.
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@RhysPiecesss I think Elton John started it when he made a song about a Philadelphia sports team.
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The city of Philadelphia’s insistence on using British pop songs as their sports anthems is something that needs to be studied. There’s a punchline in there somewhere.
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@hausofdecline Showed a friend the Kyle Schwarber-Angel Hernandez incident last weekend. It was beautiful.
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I love being the Baseball friend because I get to show normies the Nick Castellanos clip
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Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur
.@AOC responds to this trend: "BOOOOO" "This race to try to see who can be exempt from participating in society is not a conversation that I'm interested in," she tells me. "I'm a Great Society Democrat, and I believe in building that together. And I think that the discourse around 'Everyone, let's all be like billionaires and opt out of our taxes,' I don't find it an inspiring message."
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me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again
my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus"
me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog
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[day after everyone got turned human again]
beast:
beauty:
beast:
beauty: …so do we just not have cups now?
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