John Cain

@RippleXrpie I think Congress has to agree with that, but I could be wrong.

🚨RUMORS: 🇺🇸 The United States will withdraw from NATO this year.

fuck that bucket

@InternetH0F What could go wrong?

Germany says it intends to build Europe's strongest military by 2039 Germany's Defense Minister presented this in Berlin as part of a new, long-term military overhaul called Verantwortung für Europa ("Responsibility for Europe")

@_sorrengailll @Apple There’s something weird with these keyboards because I will carefully type out a message then I look back at it and it looks like gibberish like I was stoned on mushrooms and I’m thinking to myself. There is no way I made that many typos.!!!

Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

@dig_deeper1 The HVAC techs get a huge chunk of any sales they make. Incentivized to screw you.

Why do HVAC companies charge a builder $5,500 to install one AC conditioner unit of 5 tons but when a home owner calls the same company to install the same AC unit the company charges $10,000 to the home owner?

@jackunheard Was it just a suggestion?

Ilhan Omar is refusing to turn over documents. The deadline was today.

@BFD01406857 @MichelleKinney @Delta Their wifi is barely usable to text!

@MichelleKinney @Delta My wife and I are moving away from Delta because their WIFI is horrible and we prefer airlines that have Starlink

My husband and I have been loyal @Delta customers for over a decade. Diamond. Platinum. -- you name it. They have a lot of our money. But today we quit. Delta destroyed our property. We filed a claim. We sent every receipt, every photo, every document they demanded. We waited, were strung along. It's all a game. Then came the letter. It said our evidence — the evidence *they asked for* — "casts doubt." So we were told, in legalese, to fck off. Let's be clear about what this is: Delta broke our property. Delta made us chase them. Delta strung us along to waste our time, and our money. Because Delta does not give a single fck. This is what this country has come to. Greed disguised as loyalty programs, while charging us for the privilege of being a "valued customer." While they laugh at us and their executives receive hundreds of millions in bonuses at our expense. Figure out whose business you actually want, @Delta. Because you just made that decision for us.

@MichelleKinney @Delta Delta is getting terrible.

@nicksortor I don’t think it was a suggestion.

🚨 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar is flat out REFUSING to turn over documents to a Minnesota committee investigating the $250 MILLION Somali “Feeding Our Future” fraud She is KNEE DEEP in this scandal, and DOJ needs to go after her HARD. DO NOT let her get away with this!

@NoDMsPerfavore Skynyrd

Name one band that doesn’t have a single bad album… I’ll go first, Led Zeppelin

@ClownWorld 100%

If you saw an officer in this situation, would you step in to help?

@The_Astral_ Stretch. Who made them??

So Rep. Eric Burlison is telling pastors that UFO disclosure will reveal aliens are interdimensional, they’re our creators, and there’s no such thing as God… WHAT!?! 👀

@CollinRugg Justice for Athena. Rot in Hell.

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@JonathanTurley Why didnt conservatives fight her approval half as hard as they fought Kavanaugh??

Justice Jackson recently said that “I have a wonderful opportunity to tell people in my opinions how I feel about the issues, and that’s what I try to do.” For some of her colleagues, that cathartic benefit is coming at too high a cost for the Court. jonathanturley.org/2026/05/05/bas…

@LangmanVince Yes.

Anthony Fauci is going to get away with it, isn't he?

@nicksortor Good luck arresting a Federal LEO

🚨 JUST IN: Democrat Connecticut Gov. Lamont just signed a bill BANNING ICE from wearing face coverings in the state Violating agents face ARREST. NOPE, not how this works, Democrats! DO NOT COMPLY, ICE!

@Milajoy And kick them out of the US.

American taxpayers spend between $800 million - $1.2 billion every year to fund the United Nations. Just think of what that money would do here at home. Besides, when we really need them to step up, Europe shit on us. It's time to WITHDRAW from the UN.

@AngryBDG @MemeNonLibs Exactly. Me-too hurt a lot of men.

@MemeNonLibs They cackled with goblin-like glee every time they got one of us cancelled though.

“I made a stupid video about the president, the far right found it and posted it on Twitter, and then got me fired from my job” -Liberal very upset that her actions have consequences What is the easy solution to preventing this in the future? 🤔✨🌈

@JustAMIMom Do it.

Think I’m going to mow my neighbors yard. Single mom struggling getting her mower working for the first time of the season. Do it? Don’t do it it’s a breach of privacy?

@Super70sSports Hes a better person.

Bob Seger is better than Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know how many of you are joining me on this island but I feel like it will be 50% geniuses and 50% guys who make women instinctively lock their car doors.