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@cosmosarcive If your mirrors were perfectly parallel then as you moved your "light clock" the light would miss the mirror as it bounced back and forth as soon as the mirror moved the distance of the mirror size.

Professor Brian Cox explains using a simple light clock, time is not absolute. Because the speed of light remains constant, a light beam in a moving clock traces a longer, diagonal path from an outside observer's perspective, proving that moving clocks run slower and time literally bends to the speed of the observer. This reveals a mind-bending reality: if you journeyed through space at 99.94% the speed of light for ten years, you would return to an Earth that had aged 29 years; making you a literal time traveler into the future.

🚨 Breaking News‼️ IRAN HAS AGAIN SET NEW CONDITIONS TO END THE WAR WITH THE U.S According to Iran, it says it will only agree to end the ongoing conflict if there is a change in the U.S. leadership. Meaning, Donald Trump must be removed as the U.S president before they end the war. It appears Iran's new goal is to achieve a regime change in the U.S. Do you think it's possible?

@Amockx2022 So basically you are waiting for the guy that is beating the shit out of you to stop because your face is starting to hurt his hands? Great strategy.

THIS IS EPIC BELT TREATMENT 🔥 Journalist –– "Why don't you ask for a ceasefire with the US?" 🇮🇷 Iran FM : "Because we want to teach them a lesson so hard that enemies never even think of attacking Iran again" 🔥 Show me diplomat with stronger spine than him, i will wait 🥶

@tparsi That's where George Floyd went to school.

Disgraceful! The US/Israel just bombed Sharif University in Tehran. This is not only Iran's best university, but also a top 100 global university in the field of Civil Engineering. It has also been a center of student opposition to the Iranian gov And Trump just bombed it...

It's kind of awesome having a President who talks like I do when I am stuck behind someone going 5 mph below the speed limit in the passing lane.

@catturd2 I want to see pics of the boys painting the letter "F" on the bombs as they load em up.

I want meaner Iran tweets today from Trump with more F bombs.

College student says: “Iran is not making nukes” He gets destroyed by a nuclear engineer @nick_matau

Oracle executives are getting DEATH THREATS after that 6 AM email massacre and Larry Ellison just hired Blackwater-level private security 30,000 workers butchered via automated email while Oracle posts $6.13 BILLION in quarterly profits I'm hearing Oracle leadership is now working from "undisclosed locations" because former employees are showing up at headquarters with printed copies of their termination emails Sources saying the Redwood City campus looks like a military compound. Armed guards checking IDs. Parking garage access restricted. Executive floor completely locked down. Oracle spent more on executive protection this quarter than they'll pay in severance to 30,000 families The same company that automates human termination emails can't automate executive safety Larry Ellison's yacht has three security boats following it. Safra Catz hasn't been photographed in public since the bloodbath. Meanwhile former Oracle workers are posting TikToks outside Ellison's $300 million Malibu compound One terminated engineer drove 800 miles from Austin just to stand at the gate with a sign reading "I BUILT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE FOR 12 YEARS" Oracle's AI algorithms can eliminate 30,000 jobs in milliseconds but can't predict when desperate people stop playing by corporate rules If you're still at Oracle, your executives are literally hiding from you behind armed security while counting the money they made from destroying your career The revolution isn't coming through the front door anymore. It's coming through the fucking walls.

@atrupar Gotta spend those fraud checks someplace.

Donald Trump just posted a video of Somali people enjoying the Mall of America to the soundtrack of “Mad World” because he is a bigoted POS

Anyone outraged about Trump threatening Iran on Easter Sunday but had no problem with Biden declaring “Trans Day of Visibility” on Easter Sunday needs to shut the f*** up.

I know this is hard for Europeans to understand but the calculations are a little different when that’s not a picture of your entire air force

Hearing a bunch of dumb regime loyalists also got killed last night because they wanted the $60k bounty and climbed up the mountain only to realise fighting US troops isn't like beating teenage girls. Good riddance really.

I gotta be honest. I didn't technically vote for Iran to get obliterated. I am however finding it to be a happy little bonus to everything else I specifically voted for. Best President Ever.

I’m on the left, you?

Don’t read this as you sip your coffee.

Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭 At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft. America will lose.

🚨BREAKING: iran just responded to the president of the united states with "we've lost the keys".. let me tell you why that's the most dangerous sentence in geopolitics right now.. trump goes on truth social demanding they open the strait.. and iran's official embassy tweets back a punchline.. like a teenager ignoring a landlord's eviction notice.. this is a country america couped in 1953.. sanctioned for 40 years.. assassinated their top general in 2020.. and bombed their bridges last week.. and their response to all of it is a meme.. that's a country that figured out the bluff.. they watched him give a 48-hour deadline and extend it 34 hours when nobody flinched.. watched him promise "all hell" and call a lid by 5pm.. watched him bomb a bridge because five days felt too slow and then beg for a deal by morning.. iran isn't afraid of the threat anymore.. they're afraid of taking it seriously and looking stupid when he backs down again.. you can't bomb a country into respecting you after they've already stopped.

Can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ straight.” I miss normal times when Biden would say things like “sfddghhhkjjjytssghtmn.”