John Ottaway

A little piece about my son... dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/artic…

Maybe people with such terrible memories, shouldn't be running the country? Or even a bath #CovidInquiry #RishiSunak

@ansonmount I knew, but I clicked it anyway...

Cracked it! The QR code opens this link: m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9…

@jacharizard I do t know what country you're in, but the age of consent is the age of consent. Two minors having sex are BOTH committing a crime, it's just that they are unlikely to be prosecuted So, without needing to read between any lines, you're talking shit

@JohnOttaway Obviously 18/19 year olds are adults. That's common sense. I figured you knew how to read between the lines and know I'm obviously not talking about them. And no, it's not illegal for a 14 year old to have sex with another teen close in age.

iPhone users aside, what other group of people think they are better than everybody?

That’s funny…because I distinctly remember briefing on exactly this

@jacharizard The confusion is in your definition of, and distinction between, teen and adult... Are you saying an 18 year old who can drive, join the military, and vote isn't an adult? Or that a 14 year old having sex isn't illegal?

@JohnOttaway you said "Not having children before you're an adult is kinda the law, no?" and I said there's no law preventing teens (which is the stage before adulthood) from having kids. not sure where the confusion is coming from.

@JohnOttaway Classic misdirection.

EGG FACT: It's incredibly easy to convince people you have eggs even when you don't. Simply say to someone, "I have eggs at home in my fridge" and you'll be amazed at how few people challenge you.

@jacharizard Who said teens, the term used is adulthood Or are you saying that you have to be in your 20s to be an adult?

@JohnOttaway what do you mean? it's never been against the law to be a teen parent or for teens to have sex. not saying it's right, but... there's certainly no laws that prevent it.

WHAT?! He jumps into a lake and that's him disappeared? Like they couldn't just stand on the edge and watch him... The first series of #Vigil was so good, but they seem to have forsaken realism for drama this series, and it's only 5 minutes into the second episode

@jplfit @BombshellCole Not having children before you're an adult is kinda the law, no? Certainly the act of making one is

@BombshellCole People who made it to adulthood child free People in great shape People who don’t do drugs People who own a lucrative business People with sexual discipline People who fast People with hella partner options People with multiple degrees People who make 300k+ People in their 20s

Learning is the art of turning information into insight. 🧠

@GunnWriter And you can't see their hands

@JohnOttaway Hmmm… up to no good! One of them looks very surprised by the other!

Clocked up over 40 miles of hikes and walking this week. Weather was miserable this week! Splashing through water and mud along the fens beyond Cambridge. Brisk thinking weather! The sight of the tall chimney at the steam museum is the first beacon of home!

“So, I had £250 in the bank when I checked yesterday but then I withdrew £20 in cash and then spent around another £30 in the shops, so if I check my balance now I should have roughly £200 left…” Bank balance: £4.50

@GunnWriter It looks like you interrupted them in the middle of something

Is it my imagination, or are the machines at the Victorian steam works watching me?

@JamesRail269 @ieldanth @MuricanEv England isn't on there, the UK is

@ieldanth @MuricanEv We like to hedge our bets, one que that splits into two at the end of the line, that sort of thing...

David Tennant walking around the TARDIS with his daughter 💙💙 #DoctorWho

Omg a wheelchair accessible Tardis!! Obsessed with what these recent episode of #DoctorWho have done for disability inclusion 💜

Dear @ruth_madeley @bbcdoctorwho My daughter, Emily, a devout #DoctorWho fan literally just cried in my arms as the Tardis was discovered to have a ramp. The programme I’ve loved for 48 yrs, always progressive, always beautiful, always everyone’s ❤️💙♿️🙏🥲

They'd been doing quite well with the military stuff and then... Fucking state of these two

The drysuit stuff is a load of bollocks I've been in one out of the water waaaaaay longer than 15 minutes and I was wearing thermals under it. They are also tough as fuck, it wouldn't rip like that

Bit late to the party (again), but thought I'd give #Vigil a look, as series 2 is about to begin.. it's a bit good, isn't it? As always, #SuranneJones is absolutely brilliant, but the writing is really good, believable characters and proper tense plot

@DrJaninaRamirez @IanPsDarkCorner And in the EU they use the metric version, Belgium

@JohnOttaway @IanPsDarkCorner And the sub-unit of Cardiff.

This is so insane. And so so true.