John Serbin

@foniker @tcboyle Just like light.

@JohnSerbin1 @tcboyle Drinking those spirits in the night.

I like the memory. See my story, "Greasy Lake."

@JaneotN Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Hi Jane.

Stay in school, kids.

@teacher_mom03 Where do you fall on the really important topics facing us today: Are any of the alternative flavored Diet Dr Peppers any good? Have you ever had hot Dr Pepper? It’s not bad!

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@SundaeDivine I mean…there is an MIT connection, yes?

Police have released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.

@gggirl924 Bay Rum for my dad.

My father and my grandfather wore old spice. They would both get a new bottle for Christmas every year.

@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash Adam Raised a Cain, Springsteen.

Without research, name a song title that starts with the letter A.

@HawkEmDownChris @td_nash

Without googling, who's the greatest Frank of all time?

@SFCCM @tcboyle Yes to Noriega, also had a store on Union St. Lloyd’s on Mission was the spot!

@JohnSerbin1 @tcboyle Was that the Quarts n Pints on Noriega? Similar to Liquor Locker on Taraval. Lloyd's on Mission? A "shot and a beer" pub! One of mine was the "?", outer Mission area, where the old guys drank while they smoked out of their tracheotomies!! True story!

Same shot as last week, the only difference being that we’ve begun the countdown to winter and the shortest day,

@SFCCM @tcboyle Usually at a SOMA dive bar. In high school I delivered liquor for a store called Quarts and Pints. One of my stops was a place called Lloyd’s I think? Made a delivery one AM, Gong Show was on, old dudes. At the bar drinking straight booze, no ice.

@JohnSerbin1 @tcboyle Like the signs in some of the old bars, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"!

@CollinRugg This is terrible…

NEW: A Texas neighborhood was forced to go on lockdown after an 18-wheeler flipped over, releasing 24 *million* honeybees. The truck was carrying more than 400 hives with about 60,000+ bees in each hive when the truck driver lost control and flipped into a ditch. Locals in Orange County, Texas, were told to seal their windows and remain inside their houses. One local beekeeper who volunteered to help estimates that only about 25% of the beehives will survive, noting that survival depends on whether the queens remain alive. The bees were reportedly being transported to North Dakota when the truck driver made a wrong turn and ended up in a neighborhood. The truck flipped when the driver tried taking a sharp corner. It's unclear how many people were stung.

@BontaHill Willie McCovey

Will Clark.

@Chris_Meloni Another Hudson U grad.

I am recognizing a pattern here

@JoyceCarolOates Tis a puzzlement.

does anyone think it is very curious that T***p is obsessed with exposing the culprits behind the Reflecting Pool algae while having cared not the slightest for investigating the culprits behind the "assassination attempt" at Butler PA?

@Snarkage1 @atrupar How was this guy ever able to recruit black kids to play for him at Auburn?

@atrupar Just cuz? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sen. Tuberville: "Obama's a crook. Let's put 'em in jail."

@MediawatchNw Sweet! Now come do mine in Ocean Shores.

My deck is finally finished!!! Now Blue collar Rob can get back to being Dr. Rob. Or should I just get a tattoo sleeve and open my own construction company?

@Chris_Meloni Chris, we have on good authority he attended Hudson U.

Again, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. big White House, under construction. Doubles as a motocross park/fight club. Look for a comb-covered, thick ankled individual who speaks gibberish

@RachelBitecofer @bennybitters Agreed! Although as a former Bonney Lake WA resident I can say they are prolific in Pierce County.

@bennybitters Don’t tell MAGA

I feel like the rest of the world just found out about how PNW summers are the best.

@VinnysCorner1 @td_nash Hal Lanier

Name the Shortstop on your favorite MLB team when you were ten years old… I’ll start: Mike Gallego

@SFCCM @EricaJSandberg Me and my buddies would take Muni downtown in the early 1970s during the summer and would cackle at all of the midwest tourists at the Powell St cable car stop freezing in their shorts and t-shirts.

@EricaJSandberg And it can change at any time. Plus, it isn't that cold. I was in Alaska one June and the temp was 20*! Spent two weeks in the Valley as a kid every summer(pre-AC), visiting relatives, and was grateful to return to the City.

THIS IS NORMAL FOR SF IN JUNE! The amount of complaining and questioning is funny. Pull out your parka; it’s summer. (I hate it too, BTW)