Johnson “Dick” Cooper

would yall get w a girl that is 6’? i like climbing mountains so I would #LANK

@superwhiteboy21 just say you’ve never had a hit tweet

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how many likes is considered a banger #LANK

@puddyLLC @TedGrizzlyDavis Just wait David

@JohnsonDCooper @TedGrizzlyDavis Delete account

I haven’t seen a single good account that was made in April 2026 or May 2026 they’re all fucking awful

@TedGrizzlyDavis you barely tweet at all.

@JohnsonDCooper Yeah i’m surprised it’s even worse than i could’ve imagined

@tyjeromesburner @JackDunkins01 yo also follow back

@JohnsonDCooper @JackDunkins01

Every IU arsenal fan is a bandwagon

@tyjeromesburner @JackDunkins01

@tyjeromesburner @JackDunkins01 7-0?

@tyjeromesburner @JackDunkins01 fuck you. YNWA

@JackDunkins01 …

@Wellsdumpsack67 straight airball buddy

Another candidate for gayest tweet of the year!

@drunkcig34 Dick for my account size is my post with 150 likes considered a banger? Dick

@JohnsonDCooper Dick This is completely subjective Dick

@BentonSwathford Agreed i’m curious though

@JohnsonDCooper Have had a couple cross 25k, but I get still pretty excited about everything above 500. Banger hunting is pretty gay tho I just tweet what I think

@qhigglebttm Quandarius Thank you. Johnson D

@JohnsonDCooper At least 4

@Bimbymayne Unfortunate Balls.

@JohnsonDCooper There are some absolute 6’ SMOKESHOW volleyball players. Sad to admit I fumbled one

would yall get w a girl that is 6’? i like climbing mountains so I would #LANK

@JLoveMaxxing Dick Thank you. Dick

@JohnsonDCooper 1 , if it’s not your own like

@kodeybryant Kodey, It’s hard to read from the top of mountains. Glad you’re already up top. Johnson

@JohnsonDCooper Oh shit I misread the original tweet. Thought you meant would I get with a tall 6, not 6’ tall lol A 6’ tall true 8 is a must-hit. If she’s even the least bit proportional that recoil jiggle physics gonna be insane Godspeed bruh

@kodeybryant true 8. even with height.

@JohnsonDCooper Depends Is she an 8 but -2 because she’s tall, or is she a True 6?

@tommyrichard33 #marrytaller

@JohnsonDCooper Yes absolutely. I’m 6’1 and got with an absolute rocket that lowkey might’ve been taller than me and I would marry that girl if I ever saw her again #springbreakwife

@mrperkolous How was it?

@JohnsonDCooper Took down a girl that was 6’2 when i was a freshman needed to see what the hype was about

@reggiepemberton exactly blowjobs are a special occasion.

@JohnsonDCooper Who can give me a better tug than myself?

i don’t even know how it’s a debate #blowjobs are infinitely better than handjobs.