Joke Joint St. Paul

We have the BEST comedians from all over the country coming to our club every week. Check out our calendar. - jokejointcomedyclub.com/calendar

@madnessofDiane @ulcmonastery So do I pray directly to you, then?

@efansdotcom (Elisabeth Spears) got my first big laugh at #Moontower2019 last night. I want to post the joke but why ruin it. You have to catch her show. Definitely want her to perform at #JokeJointTX soon.

@Larry_C_Fitz @StormyDaniels @JokeJointTX Last night’s show was recorded... by my eyeballs! Rewind, watch and repeat! What a fun time.

@StormyDaniels @JokeJointTX I'm sure you've been asked this before about other things, but any chance that show got recorded last night?

Thank you to @JokeJointTX for having me last night and to everyone who came to my #soldout show! It was both terrifying and fun but my feet hurt because I've never been asked to perform upright for two hours before. At least I didn't panic and take my clothes off.

@TutuAbbey Marquee

I challenge you to drop a word that ends with “ee” if you’re smart enough #tutusquiz

@JamieKennedy It’s more like going to Waffle House and being mad at the waitress for writing “F#ck you” in butter on your pancakes.

Getting mad at a man for trying jokes at a comedy club is like getting mad at butter for having saturated fat at a Waffle House.

@DougStanhope We’ve had customers in our clubs that have had children in a school that has had a shooting. For Louie to give the impression that comedians are making fun of these families degrades the entire industry. People come to the clubs to have fun not to be insulted.

I don't know how many Parkland victim families were in attendance at the bootlegged Louis CK show in question. None or less, I'm guessing. So who made them outraged? Like you telling your co-worker that Bob from HR said she's ugly. Who is the one that hurt her feelings? Bob?

Ringing in the New Year with laughter & good Friends @JokeJoint 😂 #BringOn2018 #LaughterAlwaysWins #HappyNewYear

If you like weird Christmas traditions then @DaveWComedy @JokeJoint is your thing. His kid jokes are also solid.

I’m on my way to @jokejointsp, #minneapolis! It’s warm, right? #NYE

Sometimes you want to check out @BrianReganComic show but he comes to watch yours instead.… instagram.com/p/BcehqoFB_z6/

I’ve gone into a movie theater to buy popcorn when I wasn’t seeing a movie. More than once.

Disney had the foresight to design Trumps projected likeness at the end of his term.

All I could think of while watching #TheLastJedi, is how I’d prepare each new creature in my smoker. #MeatSmoker #BBQ #LifeofDad #StarWars

Just saw @michaelpalascak again @JokeJoint, he gets funnier everytime I see him. Make sire you have a good 4th quarter

Kill it with laughter: Here are the best bets for #NewYearsEve comedy: buff.ly/2lfWHpg @AcmeComedyCo @HouseOfComedyMN @JokeJoint @TheCCU @SisyphusBrewing

Lots of hot comedy this New Year’s Eve in MN at @AcmeComedyCo, @JokeJoint, @HouseOfComedyMN, @tiffanythecomic, @MissShannan, @rana_may, @heyshellypaul, @Extrememaggie, @klohwey and more: citypages.com/arts/kill-it-w…

TONIGHT!!! Come see who will be Minnesota's FUNIEST COMIC. Only $5 tix - …okejointcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com//shows/70298

I’m not sure where my head is, but I just threw my wallet in a garbage can and tried to shove an empty McDonald’s bag in my back pocket.

😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/johnnycomic/st…

At an audition this afternoon, I was paired up with a nine-year-old that made more money than me and my wife.