Jo Smith

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@DreyfusJames Must the unholy alliance of @marksandspencer and @RoyalMail

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Josh Brolin: ‘I wanted to punish myself in some way’ independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

Josh Brolin: ‘I wanted to punish myself in some way’ independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

@duolingo Why can't I open my app. What's happened

PSA: your streaks will be saved! thank you for your patience 💚🔥 #awsoutage

Keep going everyone. There’s a kite at the end of the funnel.

All my smart orders have disappeared. Your website isn't functioning properly.

Things everyone should know

Here's the moment @acatherwoodnews announced the winner of the @BBCR4Feedback Interview of the Year 2024 - @Emmabarnett's interview with aid worker Simon Boas. Congratulations Emma, and thank you to our panel of listener judges for taking part in this year's voting.

@ladygaga @Olympics Sorry no.

I feel so completely grateful to have been asked to open the Paris @Olympics 2024 this year. I am also humbled to be asked by the Olympics organizing committee to sing such a special French song—a song to honor the French people and their tremendous history of art, music, and theatre. This song was sung by Zizi Jeanmaire, born in Paris a French ballerina, she famously sang “Mon Truc en Plumes” in 1961. The title means “My Thing with Feathers.” And this is not the first time we’ve crossed paths. Zizi starred in Cole Porter’s musical “Anything Goes” which was my first jazz release. Although I am not a French artist, I have always felt a very special connection with French people and singing French music—I wanted nothing more than to create a performance that would warm the heart of France, celebrate French art and music, and on such a momentous occasion remind everyone of one of the most magical cities on earth—Paris. We rented pom poms from Le Lido archive—a real French cabaret theater. We collaborated with Dior to create custom costumes, using naturally molted feathers. I studied French choreography that put a modern twist on a French classic. I rehearsed tirelessly to study a joyful French dance, brushing up on some old skills—I bet you didn’t know I used to dance at a 60’s French party on the lower east side when I was first starting out! I hope you love this performance as much as I do. And to everyone in France, thank you so much for welcoming me to your country to sing in honor of you—it’s a gift I’ll never forget! Congratulations to all the athletes who are competing in this year’s Olympic Games! It is my supreme honor to sing for you and cheer you on!! Watching the Olympic Games always makes me cry! Your talent is unimaginable. Let the games begin!

Last year "Labour last night promised there would be no resignation honour’s list issued by Keir Starmer if he were to become prime minister" well let's just see. The whole corrupt system needs an overhaul @Keir_Starmer

@stefanohat Sorry to read this Stef. Hope you are properly on the road to recovery. Best Smithies

I wrote this about my own (second) heart attack and the challenging events of the past few days. If just one man reads this and acts upon the symptoms, it will have been worth it!Hammersmith Hospital Coronary Care unit: thank you from the stented bottom of my heart. #heartattack

Please welcome @BillieMarten to this summer's Friday lineup. For Billie's Artist Give, @newportfestsorg will provide a grant to @theangelband, which helps provide life-affirming music therapy for survivors of sexual assault.

Lovely to hear you this morning @Emmabarnett

@DaisyGoodwin The wonderful @TessAlps Author Singer Business leader gardener, mentor and all round good egg.

Am giving away three copies of my UK edition and I will sign them too - to get one just follow me and tag a friend who you think deserves Diva status ! Giveaway ends March 14th #Divathebook #bookgiveaway #mariacallas #Divayouknow

@AmazonHelp English not her first language. She tried that and went down a rabbit hole. That is a really massive mistake on Amazon's part. Please dm me a number for her to call

@Jolou Hello Jo, your friend will need to contact us via our link here: amzn.to/UKContactUS. Please pass this link on to her, so we can help her with this. -Morgan

@AmazonUK my friend has just received a candle when she ordered a £309 microphone. She needs a number to call as she received a message telling her a refund within 14days.Needed for work

@SECAmbulance Called 111 a week ago. After assessment they decided to send an ambulance- arrived in no time. Brilliant crew excellent examination ECG etc.I was taken to A&E. Have nothing but praise for the Ambulance crew and the nursing staff /Medics at Pembury Hosp.

We were pleased to welcome@bbcsoutheast to view our #Ashford Integrated Care Hub. SECAmb clinicians working alongside system partners to reduce avoidable A&E attendances to get the right care for each patient and support crews on scene. More in news bulletins this week.

Spare a thought for our small community on the edge of #Biddenden in Kent @mjhemm Speak to your Tim Clarkson about how we were on the verge of getting full fibre a few years ago when a small issue of Openreach's doing put us to the bottom of the pile. #ruralfibre #kent

"To turn our backs now on the Ukrainian people, so swiftly after months of brutal fighting, is morally bankrupt and strategically negligent." telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/0…