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@theo This is not an ad. You already drink Coca-Cola products.

Those aren’t ads. You’re already using iCloud. That’s a notification. These are ads.

@eastdakota @Cloudflare Payment gateway/processing.

Amazing how many @Cloudflare products start with a vendor we’d happily used deciding to try and hold us hostage. And our team then saying: “Ok, guess we need to build that ourselves now.” DDoS, DNS, Registrar, CAPTCHA, Zero Trust… all the result of this. Any guesses what’s next?

@F1_Aimee Expecto Curriculum!

@danielcroe @OnestreamFibre Wow. I have been looking at switching ISPs. Glad I saw this before I ever considered Onestream. No way I'll be going any way near them now.

@BjornsTIR @t3dotgg Because pedestrians don't have the wealthiest lobbies.

@t3dotgg First, explain why, despite not allowing people to cross roads without a crosswalk, there aren't a lot of side- and crosswalks everywhere

Okay Europeans hating on America, please explain why pedestrians should use cross walks instead of getting hit by my car?

@t3dotgg Theo the kind of guy to submit a bug report to Tesla because his Uber stopped when a child ran out into the street after a dropped ball.

@wesbos This makes me wish I still had my Game Boy Camera and Game Boy Pocket

This might be a bad idea but go to local.wesbos.com and try take your photo. It should print to my printer

@ryanels No, the difference would be 0 because. The difference between C and ++C would be 1 because the increment happens immediately. I don't code in either of those languages so here's a better explanation: stackoverflow.com/questions/2143…

What is the difference between C and C++ 😁👇🏻

@michael_timbs @ThePrimeagen Option C: Pee in a bottle at 10 litres per second.

@ThePrimeagen Whatever adds more shareholder value to my job as an Amazon delivery guy

if you could choose only one of the following super powers, which one? you cannot exceed the speed

@findiglay @levelsio 26 is standard summer but with the cold and wet we've been having a sudden wave of heat and the humidity that comes with it, 26 in the shade with no time to acclimate, probably followed by our twenty-third winter season of the year probably isn't going to be as fun as it sounds.

For decades Europeans were against installing air conditioning (AC) and didn't want to them due to environmental concerns AC manufacturers were wrestling with this for ages: a massive untapped market of 750 million people who were all against AC That's why you'd see ACs everywhere but Europe A few years ago they struck marketing genius: What if they'd rebrand airconditioning as not bad for the environment, but good for the environment? How do we market ACs as 🍃 eco-friendly? AC manufacturers renamed AC to "heat pumps" and added heaters to them for the cold European climates Electric heating would indeed be more efficient than the traditional forms of heating in Europe like gas boilers and fireplaces And they started lobbying governments and municipalities about the environmental benefits of them to fight climate change It worked and now suddenly Europeans are installing AC units en masse, but don't ever call it AC in Europe, that's a bad word: It's a "heat pump"

@levelsio bruh we aren't suddenly getting aircon units because "fuck the environment". We already fucked the environment. Now June is 3 weeks of winter coat and umbrella, 1 week of unbearable heat wave and sleep deprivation, WFH at a space heater PC with no escape.

@F1_Aimee Breaking the toe is step one. Now you need to get out of DRS range. #sorrynotsorry

@emil_priver @sveltejs I like Svelte but I feel like "old" Svelte was super simple at the cost of some "magic" syntax, whereas "new" Svelte doesn't seem as simple as modern VueJS. Especially if you bring in Nuxt vs Sveltekit. They are comparable and both great but Nuxt 3 seems more complete to me.

We're testing @sveltejs for building an internal dashboard for our data and customer-success teams and so far it's been quite nice. It's way simpler to build something then react or vue. It feels like Svelte have taken the frontend-to-server approach by allowing us to add JS o CSS when we need(as in the picture) while React takes the server-to-frontend by forcing us to write JSX to create a simple app. The question tho is how good does svelte scale when it comes to big projects?

@t3dotgg I kind of agree though. It might not be @github 's intended purpose but there's no denying a lot of us use it for distributing files, scripts & programs. It wouldn't hurt to add a big button to "download latest build" for tech noobs like @linusgsebastian

Why did we ever let the normies find GitHub they’re actually going to ruin it

@krivaten @htmx_org Don't copy that floppy! youtube.com/watch?v=up863e…

@htmx_org Wait… you have to enter a license key every time you visit a site that accesses the HTMX in my floppy drive, right?

wft!

@htmx_org Sorry I don't watch anime - is this that One Piece all the kids are talking about? 🏴‍☠️

@fireship_dev - 📞So I was just wondering how you were getting on with that task I asked you about 32 minutes ago that you said would take about an hour. What do you mean it's now going to take at least two hours?

@fireship_dev To call yourself a “full-stack” developer in 2024, you must be able to: - Build frontends - Build backends - Attend daily standup meetings without leaving the zone - hey - hello - hop on? - jump on for a quick call? - let's catch up in 28 minutes from now

To call yourself a “full-stack” developer in 2024, you must be able to: - Build frontends - Build backends - Provision cloud infrastructure - Handle UX in Figma - Maintain efficient CI/CD pipelines - Create 3D art in Blender - Manage projects with Scrum - Attend daily standup meetings without leaving the zone - Make YouTube videos - Train transformer models from scratch - Code live on Twitch for 14 hours straight - Run a side hustle with at least 10K MRR - Tweet about cold plunges and fasting - Beat the stock market with algotrading - Deploy shit with Kubernetes - Achieve the Ballmer Peak daily - Invoke syscalls on Linux - Optimize for ARM-based CPU architectures - Publish research papers on quantum algorithms - Maintain mental health while doing all of the above Did I miss any?

@ThePrimeagen By that logic battle tanks would be riding on wooden wagon wheels. More accurate would be: "Don't build a monorail to go where a set of Michelin CrossClimate 2s can easily get you". Rolls off the tongue.

"don't recreate the wheel" this phrase in software has caused more problems than it solved

@htmx_org 2008 vintage $("form").submit(function(e){...}) + PHP 5 gang let's go!

been hearin' there's been some hypermedia besmirtching goin on on the ol' twitter (formerly known as "x", so called) TL LETS ROLL HYPERMEDIA CREW #WWG1WGA